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Saturday, July 11, 2009
Doug Giles :: Townhall.com Columnist
Salvation by Moonwalking: The Jacked-Up Message from Michael Jackson’s Demise
by Doug Giles
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Is anybody else out there not buying the Mother Teresa comparison crap the MSM is attempting to pawn off on us regarding Michael Jackson?

This would be the same media that routinely—and righteously, I might add—exposed, ridiculed and condemned Wacko Jacko while he was alive for all of his out-of-this-world, can’t-get-more-jacked-up-than-that asininities he shoved up our culture’s collective tailpipe.

Let me see if I get this straight. If I live by Jacko’s rules:

• I can, as a 50-year-old man, sleep with a stack of little boys in my bedroom—a room, mind you, that is protected with advanced Maxwell Smart style alarm systems to alert me regarding a potential tickle party crasher intruding into my space and ruining my happy time?

• I can repeatedly squeeze my genitals on stage and on TV in front of thousands of adoring little children like a randy male gibbon surrounded by six female gibbons coming into estrus?

• I can show up an hour late to court for my second criminal trial (in one decade) for “allegedly” having sex with little boys, completely stoned out of my noggin’, flanked by Muslim bodyguards, wearing my jammies, a Sgt. Pepper’s jacket and Aviators?

• I can give little children “Jesus Juice,” or what other people who are not frickin’ insane call wine? • I can prodigally blow through millions and millions of dollars on goofy BS while telling others to sacrifice for global problems? Continued...
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Doug Giles’ new book “If You're Going Through Hell, Keep Going!" is now available. Ann Coulter says "Doug Giles is a substantive and funny tour de force for traditional values.” Doug’s talk show and video blog can be seen and heard at www.ClashRadio.com.
 
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Reply # 1
Date: Jul 13, 2009 - 9:25 EST
reply to Jonathan
You must not be a real conservative. Conservatives know God and they know exactly what God's priorities are--well, you do say that being gay is a sin--so maybe you're more in tune with God than you think. Even so, Doug is so much more in tune. He knows God's innermost thoughts and tells us what they are in his columns. His crudity and vulgarity speak volumes about the kind of God he knows. Maybe you don't want to know Doug's God after all. Doug's God is an ill-tempered bully who loads his own.
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Date: Jul 13, 2009 - 8:17 EST
Michael Jackson and other Absurdities.
They kept Micahel From the Grave for about two weeks before burying him, and even after they supposedly did, they were already fighting over the corpse.

I suppose it was not that hard to keep him from rotting away before burial, given the amount of Plastic he was made of and of course, all the Drugs may have been preservatives.

But, all that aside, how is that a guy like this becomes such a Hero after death given all the things he did in life.

This spectacle of a human being, even in death, just goes to show what we have become as a nation where it is all Show and No Substance.

And to think that we actually have idiot congressional members of the Congressional Black Caucus who are calling for a National Micheal Jackson Day. What a joke and what an absurd proclamation. What will be next, a Ted Bundy Holiday, or maybe, The Boston Strangler Day, or Maybe an O.J. Simpson Day.

This same Congressional Black Caucus recently went to Cuba to Kiss Up With Castro, and tell him What A Saint they thought he was, while they Bashed The USA, the SAme Way that Obama Went to Europe and South America and did the same thing.

It is time that somebody put the Congressional Black Caucus and Barack Obama on notice that The United States has nothing To Apologize for Except that we have become a nation That Will Elect a Barack Obama or Communists of the Sort that Make up the Congressional Black Caucus. They and Obama are a disgrace to the USA, and I apologize for the USA that elected these ingrates and traitors.
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