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Saturday, February 14, 2009
Doug Giles :: Townhall.com Columnist
I’ve Got a Great Idea: Let’s Kiss Some Terrorist Butt!
by Doug Giles
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I’ve got a great idea: Let’s kiss some terrorist butt! I’m talkin’ a big, slobbery wet one right on their back forty. We might as well, as we are about to muck up the rest of our country with a stimulus package that will stimulate only a liberal government’s lug nuts.

Danka, Obama. Good job, Pelosi. Suffering succotash, Barney Frank.

Barney Frank. What an SNL skit waiting to happen. If I were named Barney, I’d be pissed. (Though given his sexual proclivities, he does have quite the apropos surname, eh?)

In addition to the FUBAR governmental enslavement our nation’s about to be saddled with, we’ve officially begun the mainlining of secularism, the okaying of nation-sinking sins, the Ex-Laxing of our immigration laws, the acceleration and radical funding of abortions aplenty, and the real possibility of the government duct-taping any mouth that does not repeat Obama’s mantras. I’d say we’re pretty much sunk.

Welcome to hell, America. Can I take your coat?

As America begins its swirl around and down the global toilet, I say we expedite our demise and put on some buttsmacker lip balm and kiss some terrorist booty. We’re courting other failed strategies, why not be nice to those who want us on ice?

What’s that? You say we already are smooching Achmed’s arse? Oh wow! I didn’t know. I’ve been watching MSNBC, and since Obama’s been elected all I’ve seen on that unwatched network is that everything is beautiful in its own way.

Check this out.

According Martin Mawyer, President and Founder of the Christian Action Network, we’ve been turning a blind eye and deaf ear to Islamic death camps, not in some sucky Suckistan country around the world but in our own backyard and, and, we’ve been doing this for quite some time. Continued...
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Doug Giles’ new book “If You're Going Through Hell, Keep Going!" is now available. Ann Coulter says "Doug Giles is a substantive and funny tour de force for traditional values.” Doug’s talk show and video blog can be seen and heard at www.ClashRadio.com.
 
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Reply # 1
Date: Feb 17, 2009 - 4:56 AM EST
John: Imitating Obama - 3
18) and since it’s so all-fired important to you and your belief in Obama is so great why Obama has not gotten bin Laden yet and exactly what date, be easy on yourself, what month and year Obama will get bin Laden, 19) since Obama has announced closure of Gitmo sometime within a year and suspended trials of the nice men there where will Obama put bin Laden if alive, and what will Obama do with bin Laden, e.g., kill on sight, capture and try somewhere, somehow, sometime, or catch and release; 20) explain further please “luck talking with Iran and Pakistan,” role of luck in international relations, diplomacy with avowed enemies since at least the 7th C. and how bin Laden is limited to Afghanistan, Pakistan and Iran as hidey holes for himself especially since al-Qaeda is worldwide mobile, present in many nation-states practically worldwide and has refuged in many places for many years now as head of al-Qaeda worldwide, 21) how you know what Obama has told top military commanders, and finally but probably paramount to your credibility for now and evermore as a pundit on things you so apparently know little to nothing about, and are so given to half-vast assumptions, logic errors, arrogance, ignorance and inability to read 22) your qualifications for thinking, suspecting and blowing out your pie-hole on this topic or any other.
In exchange for your minor tasks as outlined above I will give you four things: 1) military commanders have rational and irrational plans for any and every thing, way beyond your wildest dreams or imagination and they are revising them constantly, 2) all plans are great until they meet the plans of opposing forces, 3) read a freakin’ newspaper, watch a TV, listen to a radio – the 30,000 new, fresh forces in Afghanistan are slap in the middle of the Afghan quagmire, and 4) Afghanistan is a NATO operation. Last time I checked Obama was not Cinc, NATO.
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Date: Feb 17, 2009 - 4:55 AM EST
John: Imitating Obama - 2
10) what standardized measurement you used to assess Bush – older, more experienced and variety of lifetime experience, Yale with grades = to Kerry and Harvard grad as “a really stupid man,” and Obama – younger, limited experience and variety at best, Colombia, grades unknown, Harvard, grades unknown grad and possibly ineligible to run for let alone serve as POTUS as a “really smart man,” 11) when bin Laden became a fugitive from where and how many countries, 12) when bin Laden became officially a top priority target of what U.S. Presidents – thinking of Clinton, Bush and Obama, 13) when bin Laden has not been a top priority target since long before 9/11/2000, 14) or how many times let alone why bin Laden has become a top priority target again, 15) why Clinton did not get bin Laden especially given the way more terrorist attacks essentially unmet by Clinton with bin Laden the guy behind or at the top of the chain for the attacks, e.g., bombing of the WTC in 1993 and multitude of others during Clinton’s watch – you can Google them easy by inputting “world terrorist attacks+Clinton” or just “world terrorist attacks” and focus on the Clinton years, 16) comment in depth with some authority and statement of your qualifications for making your comments on bin Laden’s knowing he’s a top priority target, 17) the same treatment by you of “now he’s on the run big-time” re: items 11-16, (cont.)
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