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Saturday, December 06, 2008
Doug Giles :: Townhall.com Columnist
Excellent Christmas Gifts for the Big Game Hunter
by Doug Giles
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If you’re looking for unique Christmas gifts for the hunter in your life, then man, oh man, do I have some hunting candy for you. Herewith are two unique gifts that’ll make your hardcore hunting loved one more giddy on Christmas morning than Bill Clinton on the front row of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show without Hillary.

Boddington on Elephant with Ivan Carter

Craig Boddington, noted outdoor writer and TV personality, has just released the most exciting, insane and informative elephant hunting video to ever land on this planet. Boddington on Elephant consists of two DVDs: The first video volley is an unbelievable, raucous romp featuring multiple elephants hunted up close and in your face with powerful Nitro Express double rifles and bolt action elephant guns. I just salivated.

I have two words for this DVD: Cray-Zee. Squirrel hunting this is not. Most professional hunters schlepping this pebble would not put themselves in such a predicament with these earth-moving, man-squashing pachyderms, but Craig and his PH Ivan Carter did. I guarantee your hunting enthusiast will feel a little bit of the excitement Craig and his hunting buddies got saddled with making this bad mamajama.

The second DVD of Boddington on Elephant is the essential soup to nuts of elephant hunting. Topics include: why hunt elephant, elephant conservation, the golden age of elephant hunting, guns and loads for elephant, elephant biology and herd dynamics, elephant behavior and trophy assessment—just to name a few.

Oh yeah, in case you’re wondering, the hunting footage isn’t three hours of grainy Blair Witch, out of focus, unsteady, make-you-wanna-vomit, hideous, all over the map video crap like your Uncle Hooter shot of your husband’s last whitetail hunt. It’s crystal clear, steady Freddy copy that’ll make you drool your drink down your shirt. Major props to the big cojones camera man who did an excellent job with rock solid, over the shoulder, screen-filling scream shots.

One more thing: Even if your hunting loved one will never hunt elephant, this DVD is a one of a kind classic Africa hunting movie that will leave the viewer gobsmacked. This is the real deal, folks, and BOE solidly earns my hunting video rating of NBH: Not Boring as Heck. Check out a sample video clip and purchase copies of the DVD here at www.craigboddington.com.

Fear No Death: The Truth about Fear and Being Fearless, by Mark Sullivan

The most controversial contemporary African professional hunter breathing air this century has got to be Mark Sullivan. Mark is famous/infamous for hunting that which can hunt him, namely Africa’s most deadly game, up close and in their face.

Mark has a maxim that he lives by when hunting dangerous game and it is this: Let’s let the animal decide how he’s going to die. Translation? Mark chooses to close the distance between the hunter and the hunted to mere feet and give the animal the insane opportunity to turn him and his clients into worm dirt. Hey, it ain’t for everybody, but it sure makes for page-turning hunting literature and repeat video viewing. Matter of fact, I broke the rewind button on my DVD player because of Mark’s movies. I’m guessing I’ve watched his flicks more than Earl Warren viewed the Zapruder film.

As you can imagine, these lethal critters don’t dig Sullivan’s intrusion into their space and often come in head strong and take him and his clients on. Sullivan has purposely sought out this exchange for the last 18 years and has been “blessed” with this crucible too many times to count. He’s still alive, and I could be wrong, but I’m betting he knows what he is talking about when he writes and speaks about fear and overcoming it.

Matter of fact, if I ran a speaker’s bureau I would sign Sullivan up . . . like right now. Talk about a guy who has looked death in the face more times than Joan Rivers’ husband had to. He has faced fear in its most raw, kill-or-be-killed form and has outlived eight cats with nine lives and thus, I believe, he could greatly help some junior sales punk who’s afraid of being rejected by persnickety clients.

It goes without saying—but I’m going to say it anyway—that Mark’s method of hunting is not for the faint of heart, weak-minded, those late on their life insurance payment or for those just starting Flomax. Hunting Sullivan style requires four things: focus, calculated risk, a big gun and brass wedding tackle. You have to want to hunt in a raw, primal sense to seek out Sullivan—and by the way, who hunts dangerous game and wants to be too safe?

In Fear No Death, Mark is not shy about why he hunts the way he hunts and why you should do it like he does. He often ridicules other professional hunters who do not cowboy up, give the animal its due and their client the greatest bang for their buck by leaving them with undeletable memory burn which comes from close proximity with possible death by the horn, tusk, tooth or foot.

Look, whether you like Mark or not, you must bow and kiss his ring when he speaks about dealing with fear, calibers and weapons for hunting dangerous game and where to place your shot when a ticked off hippo is coming at you full speed and is two feet from your crotch. This is not theory or campfire bluster from Sullivan. If he’s wrong, he doesn’t get fired or get to go back to the lab, no . . . he gets to meet Jesus.

To purchase Mark Sullivan’s destined to be classic book on hunting Africa’s most deadly game, log on to www.NitroExpressSafaris.com . When you purchase Sullivan’s book, he will throw in one of his amazing $50 hunting DVDs for free. I recommend Greatest Hippo Charges: Vol. 1. While on Mark’s site be sure to check out his little video sampler. You’ll see what I’m talking about. Oh, yes. You’ll see.

So, Christmas shopper . . . forego the socks, neckties and talking bass you were going to get your hunting loved one and get that hunter of yours Boddington’s new DVD and Sullivan’s new book, and your hunter will be happier than a pig in fresh mud. And be sure to tell them Doug Giles and ClashRadio.com sent you . . .

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About The Author
Doug Giles’ new book “If You're Going Through Hell, Keep Going!" is now available. Ann Coulter says "Doug Giles is a substantive and funny tour de force for traditional values.” Doug’s talk show and video blog can be seen and heard at www.ClashRadio.com.
 
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Doggone it Doug!


Doggone it Doug!


I'm sending you a bill for a box of 'Depends'.


I was reading your Fine column, and I could feel the Steaming heat, and the musky odors hanging palpable in the air, the bites of the Tsetse flies!



My heart was throbbing, my breath was short, and I could almost feel the sudden shock of several thousands pounds of recoil, and the acrid stench or cordite!



Unit # 1. A few minutes later, I read the column again. Unit # 2...



I think you can see where this is going.



The big Cats can leap 10 feet or more, in about the same amount of time you can pull back a hammer. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!
(Weird. TH would not allow me to use the proper word for acctuating the hammer.)


Jumbo is even scarier. I can imagine shooting an animal the size of a small garage, full knowing that if the shot does not go through the exact spot, say a quick SHORT prayer.



It sounds like Karamojo Bell has been reincarnated.





The Old Rat. Ret.







Hal...

Hal Donkyhoo, Are you sick? Under the weather?

Where are your 'Wobbie' Posts?

If you want us to continue making fun of you, you Must hold up your end.

I will try to get Anne and GunnyG to drive over and check on you. They live several hundred miles closer than I do.


The UnConcerned Rat. Ret.

More irrelevancies on a Sunday morn
from Pastor Giles.

Not too keen on elephant hunting.

But if it was a video about donkey hunting...I'd say take the rocket launcher.

Cool, but,
The elephant hunt one sounds pretty cool. I'd be pretty thrilled just to get to fire one of those big-game guns sometime.

I'd be happy with a carry gun, a holster that actually works on a woman's body, and a contour belt that doesn't jab me in the ribs and the hipbones simultaneously though.

Or,
Or, if you wanted to be REALLY nice to me,

I want a Taurus PT99 and a full IPSC rig with at least 4 extra magazines with holsters (see rib-jab specs above), and a dropped, offset competition holster ( The Blade-Tech is wonderful!).

Just wait a bit Corndog
When we have the next ferocious terrorists attack on US soil, everyone may join you.
If they're not too busy celebrating, sticking out their tongues and hanging B.A.'s at everyone, they might want to scrape those "I cause this" bumber stickers off their cars too.

What tha' HECK!
I am all in support the right to be armed and own several guns myself. I have my CWP and, like Mother of 4, would dearly love a woman-friendly holster, etc.

I even understand the concept of hunting for FOOD, since I live in a rural area, but . . .

WTF! How can you encourage this macho BS! Do elephant hunters and big game hunters kill for anything other than proving what BIG ONES they have? (And I don't mean prey.)

Do you men crave the sight of blood that much? Why not just go down to the local slaughterhouse? Then you can be titillated by the workers torturing downer cows into the butchery locks.

I kept reading the article, waiting for the punch line, but all I got was a sick feeling.

YECCHH!

Look to Botswana!!
and other African nations were elephants are legally hunted in controlled numbers. THOSE are the places where elephants are INCREASING in numbers. In Kenya and other countries where they are "protected" they are dwindling.

WHY? Sounds ridiculous right? You have to get over you louche ideas about hunting. Hunting pays for conservation. Protection does not. If a hunter is afield in Africa he is with a PH (professional hunter) and various bearers, trackers and skinners. All those eyes make it a lot harder for poachers to function.

In Kenya it was Jomo Kenyatta and his corrupt family using the diplomatic "pouch" system to ship tons of illegal ivory all over the world from the poachers. To cover their backsides they banned hunting and the idiots of the world cheered.

Then the game plummeted even faster!! Everyone was stunned except the hunters. They knew what was happening and the wowsers in the animal "rights" movement demanded more of the same everywhere. Even Leakey has done an about face.

The notable exception is some idiotic (rhymes with runt) who actually said in print that she didn't care if hunting saved elephants for the future. She'd rather chance losing them all than see them saved with any plan that involved hunting.

-Ray
NRA Life Member
Soli Deo Gloria!!

Giles' Abomination
If this abomination by Doug Giles reflects the political position of Townhall, I wonder if I can remain a conservative and libertarian.
What does Mr. Giles think about the aerial hunting of polar bears and wolves and their pups in Alaska??
I suggest that Mr. Giles be stripped to the bare necessities, abandoned in a deep forest and hunted down by maddened pit bulls and/or wild boars.
-Larry

mark sullivan
the video I watched looked to me like the animals (elephant) were heading the other direction and he was shooting them in the back. I'm not so sure the hippo was really threatening him either, rather just found some guy in his territory and was trying to chase away. I think I saw Mr. Sullivan as the aggressor. Oh well, what do I know. Just a woman who has never hunted, but I do enjoy eating the meat.

It was either
a quartering away lung shot or a "Texas Heart Shot". The latter would be used if a brain shot, tricky but preferred, is not possible. The Texas Heart Shot is a longitudinal shot to the vitals from behind. On an elephant that takes some doing with an armorlike hide that is very thick.

-Ray
NRA Life Member
Soli Deo Gloria!!

Only one question
Is Sarah Palin featured in this dvd?

Nomo
If Sarah Palin is in it I'm buying.
I'm sold on Sarah.
True conservative haters are really gonna learn to hate Sarah.

Guns & Things
Newsmax is reporting that Obama has a 63 question application for potential appointees to fill out pertaining to gun ownership.

Some folks,including the NRA,Sen DeMint of SC are not happy about the questionaire.

Duckhunter
We can only hope Dick Cheney is not featured.

Do you think future prez Palin will be an even greatr prez than W?

fear & courage
I'm ok with the Sullivan stuff, just so long as we dont overly celebrate this kind of courage as heroism. The danger is real, but manufactured and unnecessary.

Real heroic, world-in-the-balance, rising-to-the-occasion courage is guys like Bonhoffer taking on Hitler, or Polycarp standing up to Marcus Aurelius.

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