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Saturday, September 13, 2008
Doug Giles :: Townhall.com Columnist
You Can Put Lipstick on a Socialist—But He’s Still a Socialist
by Doug Giles
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What was the biggest suprise of Election Day?



Did Obama put the pig dig to Palin this past week in Virginia? Personally, I think he did, nearly everyone else thinks he did, and judging from his fawning audience’s reaction they thought he did. But since he’s the Holy One and all that he says and does is just and true, let’s give him the benefit of the doubt, okay?

It’s not okay?

Yeah, I agree. I think Barack is full of bunkum, and I believe it was an intentional insult which (at least for me) joyfully proves that Palin is officially rattling Obama’s cage. She’s now infiltrated Barack’s brain. He’s sweatin’.

Behold the might of a truly powerful, pretty, non-nasty, everyday woman.

Yep, Barack Sinatra is losing his cool, making sexist gaffes, hemmin’ and hawin’ during his interview with O’Reilly, and Biden—Biden, wants out. Did you hear him questioning Obama’s judgment this week stating that B-HO should have chosen Hillary because she would be a better VP than he? He looked like he needed some Cialis. Wassup, brother? A little buyer’s remorse, Biden old boy? I think the maxim “be careful what you wish for” would probably apply here.

But let’s get back to the lipstick.

Y’know, if I were Barack I wouldn’t be accusing anyone or any party of lipsticking because Obama is the king of the crimson paste. This man, his record, his associations, and his plans to screw . . . I mean change . . . America has more makeup than Michael Jackson, Gloria Swanson, Jezebel, Ryan Seacrest and the demented bag lady I saw at a bus stop the other day in downtown Miami combined. Matter of fact, I believe Revlon is one of the chief sponsors of Obama’s Audacity of Hype tour.

Obama and his camp have lipsticked the following:

They’ve lipsticked Michelle Obama. She morphed from Omarosa to Oprah in a month before the DNC. It’s a miracle! No . . . it’s lipstick.

They’ve lipsticked their wealth redistribution aspirations by calling it “economic justice.” Sounds like theft to me. Sounds like they’re going to hammer the productive by reallocating their cash via government command. I smell cherry lipstick. Continued...
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Doug Giles’ new book “If You're Going Through Hell, Keep Going!" is now available. Ann Coulter says "Doug Giles is a substantive and funny tour de force for traditional values.” Doug’s talk show and video blog can be seen and heard at www.ClashRadio.com.
 
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Reply # 1
Date: Sep 15, 2008 - 4:10 AM EST
Pistol @9:11PM: Sorry, logged out and

missed your post.

I once heard a comedian say that when a women asks her husband/boyfriend what he's thinking, and he says "Nothing," believe him!

And what's obviously so hard for women to understand about that is that women have a complete file system in their heads, and at any given moment can recall what was said 18yrs., 4mos., 7days, and 9.2hrs. AGO. :-)

He was probably right! lol.

As a matter of fact, 5mos. ago you posted to me........ Only joking! :-)

But, here's the thing. If you'd really been listening to Marxist Obama's nuances all along, (even before Palin joined the GOP ticket) you'd have heard a plethora of slights and condescending nuances... even as Obama himself played the race card over and over again, for example.

But unlike Gov. Palin's bulls eye hit on "experience"... "Being a mayor is kind of like a community organizer, but with actual responsibilities..." Marxist Obama's "lipstick on a pig" remark was obviously a demeaning personal attack, which says volumes about his character, or lack thereof.

And the fact that he wouldn't even "pretend" to apologize told me that HE MEANT THAT HIT!

Not only will that "probably be a greater political liability than most of his other typical bitter clinging statements" it will take it's place among some of the most mean spirited, crude, low class comments made in any campaign in modern times (outdone, of course, only by the MSM.)

But then, Marxist Obama's vile personal attack wasn't really much different from the vile personal attacks we see coming from our resident leftist trolls right here on TH... daft, Left Angle, King Lib, and donahooey, etc.....


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Reply # 2
Date: Sep 15, 2008 - 1:23 AM EST
I Pray
I pray that the Lord watches over us all, guids us gently, and protects us from the evil that tries to seep into our souls.
I pray that the Lord guard and protect us from the greed that dwells within us, and the nature that beggs us to take the easy way out.
I pray that the Lord guard and protect us from the Lies and Hate that surround us and try to destroy the light among us every day.
I pray that the Lord be with every one of you and that He gently opens the eyes of those who will not see.
I pray that the Lord blesses you all with prosperity and happiness, and that you recieve the rewards you have earned...
May God's Grace be with you all.
Amen.
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