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Saturday, April 12, 2008
Doug Giles :: Townhall.com Columnist
Don’t Send Your Kids to Publik Skule (If You Love Them)
by Doug Giles
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Did you catch the video this week of a student kicking the stuffing out of an art teacher in Baltimore, Maryland while the rest of the class cheered the pounding on? Y’know, if that teacher was moi, and some F-bomb dropping Darwinian throwback came over my desk to accost me, I’d grab my handy dandy scissors and plant ‘em in the feral teen’s skullcap, Jason Voorhees style.

From there I would proceed to snag the American flag from the corner of the room (if there was one) in order to stave off the rest of the flesh eating zombies ‘til Jason Statham came in with dual SKSes, spitting 154 grain FMJs, to assist with my safe exit.

As a teacher, I’d have painted on the front of my desk: DON’T TREAD ON ME—and I’d have the moxie to back it up.

Bumming a line from a movie with the late great Charlton Heston, it looks like the public schools (especially in the inner cities) are being run by “damned dirty apes.” The violent and obnoxious students are becoming emboldened in their bellicose behavior within the ridiculously overcrowded Public Stool System, and I believe we haven’t seen the half of this catastrophic snake. Teachers, you’d better have a serious plan in place—other than pushing a panic button—should you be next.

I’m not a prophet or a betting man, but (as stated) I’m a guessing it’s going to get worse. I’m talkin’ way bad (pardon my English; I went to Publik Skule). Mark my words. And I don’t care how much Obama talks about hope, or how many inspirational songs American Idol contestants cover, the dysfunctional die has been officially cast for increased chaos in the inner city classroom. Thank you, liberals.

We’ve got a stack of untamed teens who can’t do arithmetic doing the math and figuring out that they can bank street credit for their constant disruptions and violent attacks upon students and teachers with the penalty for their crimes being (maybe) a milquetoast slap on their tattooed wrist. Maybe. And the perks for their misbehaving? Well, they radically trump the mild and tame thump the delinquent gets on their never-utilized head.

Can you say, “Hello, pandemonium?” I knew you could. Continued...

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Doug Giles’ new book “A Time to Clash: Papers from a Provocative Pastor” is now available. Ann Coulter says "Doug Giles’ A Time to Clash is a substantive and funny tour de force for traditional values.” Doug’s award winning talk show and video blog can be seen and heard at www.ClashRadio.com.
 
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Another site is http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0923080.html

Happy hunting.

For those who support the public school
Any in here making an attempt to support the public school system, I have one question for you: HOW stupid ARE you? How anti-intellectual? How brain dead? And how willing to defend your leftist agenda to the detriment of our culture and our kids?
I am a teacher TRYING to teach 6th grade writing skills to SPED high school classes populated with kids YOU wouldn't want to be left alone with. At the end of the day, and the end of the absolute chaos, ALL I want to do is FIND one of you morons and beat you to DEATH with a politically correct textbook JUST to keep you from ever voting in another worthless left wing jerk.
The kids aren't the problem- or at least, before junior high they aren't- it's YOU. YOU have created this failed system. YOU have made sure we have a generation of kids who are stupid, but proud. YOU are responsible for this generation who will be worth NOTHING. Will DO nothing. And will KNOW nothing. But damn it! they have their self esteem.
For myself? I entertain myself by imagining all you little idiot lefties slowly turning on a spit in HELL! Damn you.
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