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Saturday, April 28, 2007
Doug Giles :: Townhall.com Columnist
How Not to be A Cho Seung Hui
by Doug Giles
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When alone I pray, read the scripture or other great books, enjoy a nice cigar, and I sing AC/DC songs at the top of my lungs while wearing a Spartan outfit from the movie 300. But I’ve learned through years of practiced solitude that there are a few telltale signs indicating I need to cease from my solo time and become more social:

• When my seclusion begins to spawn convoluted conspiracy theories.

• When I believe my dog Spunky is commanding me, in Spanish, to start a revolution.

• When I begin to think that I am the prophet Elijah that is to precede Christ in his Second Coming, etc.

Cho went loopy being a loner. That crazy bastard did not have people around him to tell him he was a crazy bastard, because he was a crazy bastard that drove off non crazy bastards. Young person, you can get unweird by getting out more often. Be friendly. Take the rejection chip off your shoulder. Buy The Idiot’s Guide to Not Being a Jerk and get a few buddies who feel the love, freedom and responsibility to crow bar you away from your demons when they manifest—alright?

If our young ones would just suck in their pouty lip, cease to blame others because their life blows and do the Rodney King and try to get along, we could circumvent a lot of egregious behavior—not to mention Cho-like murderous mayhem.

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Doug Giles’ new book “If You're Going Through Hell, Keep Going!" is now available. Ann Coulter says "Doug Giles is a substantive and funny tour de force for traditional values.” Doug’s talk show and video blog can be seen and heard at www.ClashRadio.com.
 
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Reply # 1
Date: May 3, 2007 - 4:40 PM EST
more on lightbulbs
It runs out that Snopes.com on Urban Legends has a whole write up on the subject which I recommend people read.
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Reply # 2
Date: May 3, 2007 - 4:35 PM EST
re lightbulbs and MyOpine
I sent the info on lightbulbs to some liberal friends. They wrote back that the EPA suggests
place the CFL in a sealed plastic bag and dispose the same way you would batteries, oil-based paint and motor oil at your local Household Hazardous Waste (HHW) Collection Site. If your local HHW Collection Site cannot accept CFLs (check Earth911.org to find out), seal the CFL in a plastic bag and place with your regular trash.

They said if you call a Hazardous Waste crew on every oil spot in your driveway they are likely to be happy to give one a bill in the thousands of dollars as well.


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