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Saturday, October 14, 2006
Doug Giles :: Townhall.com Columnist
Raising Girls That Pimps and Thugs Will Hate: Part 3
by Doug Giles
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7. Teach Them to Be Visionaries. Teach your daughter to dream big and not to settle for personal, national, cultural or ecclesiastical mediocrity. Teach her, by faith, to see what is unseen and to work her disciplined butt off to achieve what she desires versus that which culture or others have prescribed for her.

8. Teach Them How to Party. Teach your girls that if they go out partying, to be aware that lame guys with hackneyed existences have found ways around having to get a life before they try to get your girl. It is called, as you all know, date rape drugs. With the advent of roofies and ecstasy, losers are able to work around a girl’s brain and body (if they can lace your drink) by getting you so smashed that you throw off any inhibitions (or go unconscious) so they can try their ham-fisted moves on you. So, to avoid being French kissed, raped, impregnated, kidnapped or murdered by these slugs:

1. Don’t take a drink from a stranger. Receive your drink only, only, from the bartender; watch him make it, and then have him hand it directly to you.

2. Don’t leave your drink lying around where Goofy can drop a roofie in it.

3. Don’t party with brain-dead buddies. Hang out with friends who keep their wits about them when they’re having a good time, who will not let you leave with three local peons or get ridiculously wasted, who have well-honed BS detectors and who will not let you get behind the wheel of your 330I if you’ve had seven shots of Cabo Wabo.

9. Teach Them the Value of Hard Work. Tell your daughter and show her by example that the harder she works, the luckier she’ll get. Make sure she doesn’t have an entitlement mentality towards you, a sugar daddy, church or our government.

10. Teach Them the Importance of Traditional Convictions. You do not have to be a tongue talkin’, “on fire,” Pentecostal father to teach your little girl the importance of faith in God, how to pray and the value of biblical values. This often ridiculed biblical infrastructure just happens to be a major part of why the west is the best. And dad, don’t pass spiritual training off to your wife. She’s only part of your girl’s spiritual picture.

* Logon to www.ClashRadio.com for Doug’s interview with NYT’s best selling author, Robert Spencer, as they discuss his latest book, The Truth About Muhammad. Also, Giles’ 3-Minute video commentary can be seen throughout the week on NRB TV [Direct TV Channel 378].

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Doug Giles’ new book “If You're Going Through Hell, Keep Going!" is now available. Ann Coulter says "Doug Giles is a substantive and funny tour de force for traditional values.” Doug’s talk show and video blog can be seen and heard at www.ClashRadio.com.
 
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MikeR
I've never been to Clash Church in Florida, so I can't speak from experience anymore than you can, but I've checked out the website. Except for the name, which is off-putting, I don't see anything creepy about the website. Maybe it's because I'm also a Christian and I've attended a lot of churches and helped a few develop their websites, but the claims on the website are no different than the ones most "modern" churches make. There's a mission statement, times and dates for services, some discussion of the different groups available within the church, and an awful lot of praise for Doug Giles as senior pastor. I would note that this is not unusual for pastor-driven churches and will even appear in the websites of congregational-driven churches if they have a dynamic pastor.

Perhaps you could give us some specifics on what you find so creepy. Or is it simply that it's a church that is trying to reach modern man and you object?

I see girl babies
As a dad with a 2 yo girl AND
one(1) on the way....
I'm laughing AND crying at the same time!
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