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Saturday, September 30, 2006
Doug Giles :: Townhall.com Columnist
Raising Girls That Pimps and Thugs will Hate
by Doug Giles
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3. Teach Them How Sense BS.

4. Teach Them How to Rebel.

5. Teach Them How to Be Classy (That’s mostly my wife’s job.)

6. Teach Them to Despise Anti-Intellectualism.

7. Teach Them to Be Visionaries.

8. Teach Them How to Party.

9. Teach Them the Value of Hard Work.

10. Teach Them the Importance of Traditional Convictions.

Here’s numero uno on my to-do list for raising girls that pimps and thugs will hate:

  1. Teach Them How to Fight. With etiquette having flown out the window a solid 20 years ago and our neighborhoods now seeing perverts and pedophiles a plenty, young and old men are now extremely embolden to be groping, brutish and offensive horn dogs.

Since I would never ever want my darlings to be at the mercy of one these palm pilots, I have made certain that my girls know how to severely disable a bad guy and, if need be, kill him. Not even out of their teens, both my daughters are Gracie Jui Jitsu assistant instructors and have extensive training with knives and guns, both in using and removing them from idiots who might have to die in order to learn something. That’s what I call, “Girl Power.”

To be continued . . .

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Doug Giles’ new book “If You're Going Through Hell, Keep Going!" is now available. Ann Coulter says "Doug Giles is a substantive and funny tour de force for traditional values.” Doug’s talk show and video blog can be seen and heard at www.ClashRadio.com.
 
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Bravo
Bravo, bravo, bravo, wish I had seen an article like this when my kids were young. I have a lot of neices and nephews and my own daughters that are starting to raise families and I will be sure to share this with them. In this day and age it is very timely information.

Doug, you're my hero...
Now I can't wait to read the next two parts. I've always believed in the rules espoused in the list, but I've never seen them articulated so clearly and concisely. I'm especially down with #1 & #2. Any woman afraid to stand up for herself, when necessary, is asking to be a punching bag, for a perp, or for some loser. If a quick shot to the solar plexus won't keep some animal off, then a couple of rounds of .45 ACP ought to do the trick. The missus and I go the range together, and she's more than capable of covering my back, if needed.

Doug, if you're reading this, if your daughters follow your well-thought-out teaching, they should be fine. God Bless!
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