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Saturday, July 08, 2006
Doug Giles :: Townhall.com Columnist
Good Will McBride Hunting
by Doug Giles
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Conservative voters in Florida, where my family and I reside, have a muy importante senatorial race coming up this November. Democrat Senator Bill Nelson, who politically makes Hillary look like Jerry Falwell, is up for re-election. This 43 year old conservative no likey Nelson’s voting record and would love to see him de-throned.

Taking Nelson’s seat should be a snap for the Republicans in the Sunshine State. The only problem is the leading Republican candidate queued up to tackle Bill doesn’t have the moxie to remove him come November.

Representative Katherine Harris is currently leading the pack of four Republicans seeking their party’s nomination, and Democrats are hoping Kate creams her conservative competition.

Yeah, throughout the state the Dems – and according to Fox News, Nelson himself -- hope this dame dogs her Republican rivals. My buddy Squiggy who runs a gator farm in Tallahassee said he saw a notable Democrat the other day on his front lawn with his shirt off and a cold beer in his hand yelling at passing cars, “Vote for Harris.”

So, why can’t Harris hammer Nelson in November? Here are a few notable strikes against Katy.

• Harris, our former Secretary of State, who hewed to the law in the seemingly endless 2000 presidential re-count slog that gave Bush the presidency, was endlessly skewered in the court of public opinion and she has never recovered. Bush’s narrow victory gave him Florida’s electoral votes and the Presidency … and gave Katherine Harris 100% notoriety across the US and 110% enmity of Florida Democrats. Matter of fact, when I want one of my Democrat buddies to spit up their drink, I simply drop Harris’ name. It works every time.

• Another major hurdle for Harris is that Florida has a good many more registered Democrats than Republicans. This means Ms. Harris has little chance of recovering from her current poll standing versus Sen. Nelson: she’s sinking by 59 to 26 percent [Quinnipiac Poll, June 26, 2006].

• For those of us who pay taxes and have to balance our family budget, during her four years in Congress, it seems Rep. Harris has hardly ever met a spending bill for which she couldn’t and wouldn’t vote. This has resolutely turned fiscally conservative Republicans off. In fact, Ms. Harris’ electoral prospects are so low Florida Governor Jeb Bush has twice publicly suggested she stand down.

• Here’s where it gets ugly. If you remember last year’s tragic corruption case of California Rep. Duke Cunningham, a genuine air force hero during the Vietnam War, you may recall the name of Washington lobbyist Mitchell Wade, who was Cunningham’s principal corrupter. Well, Cunningham is currently doing eight years in the pen and – here’s the sad part – Wade [who is himself on trial] has at least tried to work his wiles on Rep. Harris. Despite dining out with him at least twice and receiving $32 thousand into her campaign coffers, Katherine Harris staunchly defends her innocence in the matter.

• Is she innocent? I don’t know and I really don’t care because I’m not out to fry her. However, I (along with a gazillion other voters) am fed up with Congressional inaction and dereliction and the ones with whom I chill are especially vote shy with someone that’s suspect.

What sucks is that I sorta know Rep. Harris and I believe she is not only Christian but also reasonably conservative … at her core, a good lady. But, like a lot of other good hearted folks who wade into Washington, I think the Beltway has blinded her. When you become a proven big spender and you hang with creepy fellows of the baser sort, you might want to pull out of DC, regroup, find your soul, drink a margarita, shake it off and let someone else get into the fray.

The good news is that there is a strong contender in all this muck who could possibly spank Nelson. Yeah, believe it or not, there is a solid conservative challenger in the race for the Republican nomination: his name is Will McBride.

Will McBride is new to the political game (A plus for me. He doesn’t have the Beltway slime encrusted on his hull). He’s a solid character, as is his wife, the former Kristy Epperson. Kristy’s maiden name may ring a bell: her father, Stuart Epperson was cited by Time in 2004 as one of America’s 25 leading evangelicals.

Tampa born and raised, a combination of Hispanic and Caucasian blood, resolute in his Christian faith, bilingual McBride is four-square against the mess in Washington, especially what has been going on in Congress. On top of that, he is pro-life, in favor of a marriage amendment to the Constitution and -- this is particularly tasty to me -- a lifetime member of the National Rifle Association [NRA].

Y’know, as much as I respect many of the things Ms. Harris has done during her political career I believe she ought to take one for the team and bow out of her Senate bid. As a Christian, a conservative and a Florida resident I am delighted – and relieved -- Will McBride is gunning for the Senate.

And lastly … a note for Senator Nelson: You might want to look out, Bill -- chances are you won’t be competing against Ms. Katherine as you would like. From here it looks very, very, very possible you’re going to collide with Will McBride.

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Doug Giles’ new book “If You're Going Through Hell, Keep Going!" is now available. Ann Coulter says "Doug Giles is a substantive and funny tour de force for traditional values.” Doug’s talk show and video blog can be seen and heard at www.ClashRadio.com.
 
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Not telling the true story....
Will McBride- or "little Willy" as he was known before the mid nineties is a pompous slime ball who has a martyr's syndrome and one of the largest senses of entitlement of anyone I've ever known. This story of growing up poor and going to bed hungry is made up. His mother's family was wealthy in the Dominican Republic. Both of his parents were involved in the local education system- prominently. He grew up in a completely normal middle class family. Having no more or less than you and I had.
He has a nasty temper and a mean streak that he hides very, very well under a mask of false sincerity.
Believe me when I say- from 1st hand experience- this guy is no different than any other run of the mill politician.

Will McBride isn't what he seems.
Will McBride- or "little Willy" as he was known before the mid nineties is a pompous slime ball who has a martyr's syndrome and one of the largest senses of entitlement of anyone I've ever known. This story of growing up poor and going to bed hungry is made up. His mother's family was wealthy in the Dominican Republic. Both of his parents were involved in the local education system- prominently. He grew up in a completely normal middle class family. Having no more or less than you and I had.
He has a nasty temper and a mean streak that he hides very, very well under a mask of false sincerity.
Believe me when I say- from 1st hand experience- this guy is no different than any other run of the mill politician.

BELINDA NOAH is the best candidate
I support Belinda Noah for the Senate candidate over Will McBride, Katherine Harris, Bill Nelson, and everyone else running. Dr. Noah has demonstrated her passion and integrity by initially deciding to run for the Senate specifically to get the FairTax enacted.

Her campaign website is www.noah2006.com

BELINDA NOAH is the best candidate
I support Belinda Noah for the Senate candidate over Will McBride, Katherine Harris, Bill Nelson, and everyone else running. Dr. Noah has demonstrated her passion and integrity by initially deciding to run for the Senate specifically to get the FairTax enacted.

Her campaign website is www.noah2006.com

Katherine Harris Can Win
It looks like Doug Giles has allowed his mouth to overload his rear end. Who is Will McBride? An ambulance chasing loser looking for somebody to sue. Take his Sugar Daddy father-in-law out of the picture and Will McBride will fade back into obscurity. The only identifiable trait that McBride has is bare knees and tennis shoes. He thinks his legs can get him elected. As for Katherine Harris, in 2000 she obeyed the laws and refused to allow the media to win. Without her standing up for the law of the land, certifying the election as she was supposed to do, we would all be hugging trees with Al Gore. Ms. Harris deserves our support and our vote. But if you are happy will Bill Nelson, then vote for the little rich boy in shorts. There is no way he can defeat Harris or Nelson.

In agreement
I'm also a Florida resident and don't see much hope in Harris. She's just too tarnished from 2000 and her 50 cent "lady of the night" makeup doesn't help either. I also agree she's too in bed with the big spending side of the repub party.
Will McBride is a good man but it's getting late to make a dent.

Bill Nelson is as much a liar as I have seen. In his 2000 campaign he constantly repeated that he would never be a "rubber stamp liberal." You folks should have listened, if Teddy or Chucky, Feinstein or Hillary sponsor a bill, Nelson can't get his nose up their butts or his name on as cosponsor fast enough. He is exactly what he promised he wouldn't be.

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Anyone except a Democrat. Even a dog.
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