Poodle Test1. Do you often complain about your life?2. Do you avoid association with people who have accomplished more than you?3. Does your life seem futile and your future hopeless?4. Do you often feel self-pity?5. Are you envious of those who excel you?6. Do you worry a lot?7. Are you overly cautious and negative?8. Are you indifferent and lacking in ambition and enthusiasm?9. Do you constantly use excuses and alibis to explain why you haven?t accomplished anything?10. Do you often fantasize about lying on the front passenger seat of a Cadillac with a pink ribbon in your hair with your favorite chew toy?
Now, tally up the checks that were applicable to you in each category. Which one had the majority? If you checked more in the Pit Bull category, then congrats! I?ll see you at the top of the mountain next year.
If most of the checks fell to the Poodle side, and you want to get out of your poodle-funk then hold on to your lug nuts?it?s time for an overhaul. You can change. Being a Pit Bull is not about chance?it is about a choice.
You?re transformation from being a little Fi-Fi is going to be difficult; however, the life you?re about to experience is way better then the stuff you?re about to leave behind.
You?ll find, Ms. Poodle, as you begin the transformation into a pit bull that you are no longer timid, mousy or backward looking. Instead, you?re audacious and courageous and not afraid to confront obstacles that hold you back from what you want from life.
Have a Pit Bull New Year!