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Saturday, November 20, 2004
Doug Giles :: Townhall.com Columnist
Do You Have a Pit Bull Attitude?
by Doug Giles
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?Aggressive fighting for the right is the greatest sport in the world.? - Theodore Roosevelt

When you ask the average Joe today how he would describe a Christian, he?s likely to come back with a characterization of someone who is intellectually weak, physically out of shape, economically unproductive, morally spineless, and a constant complainer ? sort of an insipid spiritual poodle. As far as most Christians go, it seems as if courage, brain cells and heroism are on the endangered species list.

None of the Church?s founders ever intended this sad state of affairs. God intended His believers?especially Christian leaders?to be spiritual warriors, to be pit bulls who smash demonic strongholds, stand for truth and bring life, light and healing to this great planet.

As I see it, a Christian without a Pit Bull Attitude is a Poodle Christian. What a terrible fate, to be a poodle Christian.  A pit bull Christian is a hero and a champion, braver than the bravest, one who laughs at difficulties, dangers, and death.

The poodle Christian runs to his air-conditioned doghouse when it starts to get ?hot in the kitchen.?  Sweetie poodle Christians fear they might lose the curl in their hair if they get too close to the flame ? too close to the front of the major spiritual and moral battles of the day.  Therefore, the poodle Christians choose to hang out within the stained-glass-tinted windows of the Church instead of going out into the real world to confront secular monsters.    Yes, the call to battle always seems to find them at covered-dish dinners.

Poodle Christians say they love God, but they deny Him with their actions.  In fact, when this kind of Christian hears the call of duty, it?s amazing how often he gets a tummy ache.  Poodle Christians hear the Word of God on Sunday, but don?t follow it.  They don?t like to get dirty doing the practical, tough work of obeying the scripture?but, oh, how they love poetry.  Here?s one of their favorite poems:

Oh how I love the pastor who tickles my ear! 
Come to me, thou prophet of peace; tell me what I want to hear.
Tell me of goodies, blessings, and treasures abounding just for me ?
as I hide in the church avoiding the suffering.
Why be so serious? Why take such pain?
Have not you learned from those around it?s all just fun and games?

It?s time to put down our pusillanimous poodle proclivities and start taking onboard a pitbull-esque tenacity ? you know, like the Christians of old, like Peter, like Paul, like Timothy, and Stephen.  We need a breed of believers with the courage to stand proudly for their faith in God and their place in society.

How about looking at scripture through the eyes of the Pit Bull?  Put on your Bad-Boy Ray Bans, and let?s check out a few heroes in the Bible.

NOAH preached and lived righteously when the rest of the world was wicked. He feared God when it wasn?t popular. He obeyed God when everyone mocked him. Noah and his family alone survived the flood when it came upon the earth. Noah got the last laugh ? because Noah was a pit bull.

ABRAHAM was 75 years old when he left everything and followed God. That?s radical. With 318 men, this old bulldog whipped the combined armies of five great kings. Not too shabby for a farmer. His secret? He was a pit bull who lived to please his Master.

JOSEPH was a teenage pit bull when he first appeared in the scripture. He had a vision that made his brothers envious, so they sold him into slavery (they were poodles ... poodles are always envious). For years Joseph was abused, misunderstood and lied about. But because he was a pit bull, he ultimately rose out of obscurity to a place of dominion. What a dude ? what a bulldog!

MOSES was heir to Pharaoh?s throne and could easily have been a poodle.  But he didn?t want that life.  He had pit bull blood in him, which caused him to blow off Egypt, silk pajamas and other poodle paraphernalia.  Instead, he suffered hardships with the people of God.  It took over 40 years for his vision to be fulfilled.  Forty years!  Talk about persistence! Talk about commitment!  Talk about being a pit bull!  Most Christians won?t wait for God for 40 days, much less 40 years, but Moses did.  That?s why we read about him centuries later.

DAVID was a teenage pit bull who didn?t want to just watch a fight.  He wanted to fight the battle, and he ran to the front.  He did what all the mature, ?sensible? soldiers couldn?t do: he killed Goliath.  He said he would kill the Philistine, and you know what?  He killed the Philistine, single-handedly.  David was a crazy, audacious pit bull all his life. Continued...

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Doug Giles’ new book “If You're Going Through Hell, Keep Going!" is now available. Ann Coulter says "Doug Giles is a substantive and funny tour de force for traditional values.” Doug’s talk show and video blog can be seen and heard at www.ClashRadio.com.
 
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