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Monday, October 13, 2008
Dinesh D'Souza :: Townhall.com Columnist
Why Bill Maher Made Me Laugh
by Dinesh D'Souza
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Bill Maher is a very irritating fellow. Now surely he would say that he irritates people because he is so iconoclastic, shattering entrenched orthodoxies with his rapier wit, but the truth is that Maher is offensive because he has an offensive personality. He seems chronically unable to wipe the smug arrogant smile off his face, which is especially galling because this arrogance is entirely unsubstantiated by intellectual ability.

Even Maher’s humor seems, well, gratuitous and condescending. His is not the wry, gentle wit of Jay Leno or Jerry Seinfeld. Nor does he exhibit the outrageous, side-splitting humor of George Carlin or Richard Pryor. Rather, Maher employs his trademark sneer to poke snide, sarcastic fun at people, usually people who are markedly less sophisticated or culturally established or economically well off than he is.

“Religulous,” Maher’s documentary film attacking religion, is not exactly breaking attendance records nationwide. New as it is, it comes in close to last among the movies that are showing across the country. When I saw it recently, there were about a dozen people in a theater that seats several hundred. An occasional titter provided the only evidence that this was intended as a funny movie. Sure, the movie does provide some laughs, but as you will see, they are easy laughs that score no real points against Maher’s intended target.

The film begins with Maher standing at Megiddo, which is allegedly the launching pad for Armageddon. Here we get an unsubtle introduction to one of Maher’s central themes: people are going to blow up the world in the name of God. Maher, however, cannot find anyone to actually say that. The best he can do is ambush harmless middle-aged people at tourist sites and force them to confess they think we may be living in the last days. Maher seeks to make the very strained point that these are Christian Bin Ladens who would stop at nothing to usher in the Second Coming of Christ.

Maher’s stance in the film alternates between feigned investigative neutrality and unconcealed anti-religious bigotry. At times he says he is an agnostic, who simply holds the rational position that he doesn’t know what comes after death. But if you don’t know whether there is an afterlife, and even if you have no reason to believe in one, it hardly makes sense to attack those who hold a different view. After all, you yourself are in the dark and they might very well be right.

By way of analogy, I don’t believe in unicorns, because there is no evidence for them, but I haven’t written any books called “The Unicorn Delusion” or “Unicorns are Not Great” or made any documentaries denouncing unicorns. Maher’s agnosticism is clearly a pose. Like Christopher Hitchens, he is an “anti-theist” who hates the Christian God. And the main reason seems to be, as Maher himself says at one point, that this God has rules that interfere with Maher’s sex life.

Maher scores his best points when he is interviewing certified weirdos and borderline lunatics, like a South American fellow named Jesus who claims, perhaps partly on the basis of the shared name, that he is the second coming of Jesus Christ. Maher does not have to work very hard to make us chuckle at this self-satisfied buffoon. Maher is equally effective with the guy who thinks smoking pot leads to God, even if, as the man sheepishly admits, it also leads to memory loss and frankly fries your brain. Maher does not have to look very far to find a couple of Muslim crackpots, one of whom—to Maher’s pretended outrage—refuses to condemn the fatwa on Salman Rushdie. And then there is Maher’s encounter, which I need not go into, with a rabbi who denies the Holocaust and apparently holds the distinction of being Iranian prime minister Mahmoud Ahmedinejad’s favorite Jew. Finally there are the televangelists whose opulence, money-grubbing and highly-publicized scandals make for predictable and easy targets.

You get the picture: Maher is in search of weak opponents that he can embarrass. Still, it’s remarkable how many of them get the better of him. On one occasion Maher interviews a Jesus actor at a Holy Land Experience who seems like a carefully selected dummy. But when Maher asks him to explain the Trinity, the actor says it can be understood in the same way that water appears in three quite different forms: in a solid form, as ice; in liquid form, as water; and in the gaseous form of water vapor. Maher is completely stumped by this and rendered speechless.

In another segment, Maher talks to some blue collar guys worshipping at a Trucker’s Chapel in Raleigh, North Carolina. They are overweight and poorly dressed and they cannot answer all his questions, but one says that he used to be a drug addict and “I gave all that up when I got saved.” At the end of the discussion, just before Maher’s triumphant exit, the truckers hold hands and pray for Maher. This is the sole moving moment in the film, and in a way that Maher doesn’t realize, it raises these simple people entirely above his snide sophistication.

The only intelligent believers who are interviewed are geneticist Francis Collins and Father George Coyne, former head of the Vatican Observatory. Both of them are given only a few seconds, for fear that they might undermine Maher’s big theme that religious people are suffering from a kind of mental illness. Actually Maher’s points—that there is no historical evidence for Jesus, that the main themes of Christianity are all derived from other ancient religions, that miracles are impossible, that religion is responsible for the mass murders of history—are all highly debatable. Maher simply ignores the good evidence on the other side.

I would love to debate him on his show, and can easily show that Maher’s self-image as an intellectual is largely bogus. It is only in the company of obvious charlatans and simpletons that Maher comes off as the bright guy. And because he cannot stand up to real opposition, I doubt that Maher has the guts to take me up on this offer. Ultimately he is an intellectual coward who relies on the argumentum ad ignorantium—the argument that relies on the ignorance of the audience.

So should you see “Religulous”? Certainly, if you want to put a few dollars in Bill Maher’s pocket. (Very few others are doing so.) I found “Religulous” good for some chuckles, even though most of the time I was laughing not with Maher, but at him.

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Dinesh D'Souza's new book Life After Death: The Evidence is published by Regnery.
 
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Bottom up economics is a farce.
Person A gathers vegetation, returning 12 times each day when arms become full. Can only gather 4 hours per day because he must care for children as well as gather vegetation. This is a primitive economy providing basic sustenance.

Peson A trades childcare with Person B, who gathers vegetation 8 hours per day. Both do what they do best, so childcare and vegetation gathering slightly improve. This is a barter economy providing slightly better than sustenance.

Person C delays having children and spends small amount of time each day, when not gathering vegetation, nurturing ideas and designing and building a primitive wagon. One person using wagon can now gather 7 days vegetation in a single day. Person C offers use of wagon to Person A in exchange for 3 days of vegetation each time the wagon is lent out.

Person C continues to use his now freed up time to develop new ways to improve production. Person A now also has freed up time since he now need only gather vegetation every 4th day. Person B also has freed up time since he now need only take care of Person A’s children every 4th day. It is up to them whether they use that free time for leisure, for gathering surplus or for developing other new ways to improve production.

Trickle down economics. Life has improved for all three people.

In the absence of Person C’s investment of time, thought and effort, can anyone tell me how “bottom up” economics would have produced anything other than mere sustenance for Person A, Person B, or Person C?

Person A and Person B had nothing to offer but the most primitive economy.

Bottom up economics is a farce.

An economy that does not reward its most productive class will contract until it eventually reaches mere sustenance.

Just a note:
Bill Maher's documentary was honestly searching and probing. His trademark off-the-cuff "Real Time" humor permeated. He was never patronizing nor condescending to his interviewees (though hardcore militant evangelicals will think so).

And I saw it at a sold-out ArcLight theater in Sherman Oaks, California. And, it received a spontaneous ovation at the end.

Bill Maher was careful to be respectful and to push the envelope at the same time. But muslim and jewish and christian stories regarding creation and belief (as well as mormom and scientology) tend to lend themselves to perceived "mockery" or "ridicule" when you put them under the spotlight.

Great job, Bill. Right on. You're performing a valuable - and funny! - service.

Will!
Hey, Bill, if you're going to pretend to be somebody else and post a comment on a review about your own movie, you could at least be a bit more clever than using the psuedo-name "Will" and putting your location down as "CA." It's kind of obvious...

Let's get ready to rumble...
A D'Souza-Maher smackdown? I would pay good money to see that. Good money.

A fun-bag of entertainment
It would end up a draw, but both sides would get bloodied good. Bloody fun.

no draw
I highly doubt it would end up a draw. In a battle of wits Maher is unarmed. However, it is very difficult, if not impossible, to persuade someone so prejudiced as Maher.

Another movie in this vein...
is Silhouette City. It's even more insidious because it tries to treat "moderate Christians" (a.k.a. faithless churchgoers) as the heroes and isn't obviously anti-Christian. Watch out for this one, because it seems to be flying under the radar of sites like this one, but it's playing all over.

I have no doubt...
... that if Bill Maher dared attempt to match wits with someone as brilliant and well-spoken as Dinesh D'Souza on the topic of the Christian faith, he'll be embarassed beyond belief.

Actually, Maher might actually feel led to *pray* that the intellectual smack-down would hurry up and be over with!

Great column by Mr. D'Souza!

Maher a comedian? Perhaps in hell.
"And the main reason seems to be, as Maher himself says at one point, that this God has rules that interfere with Maher’s sex life."

Maher has a sex life??? A blind monkey must be doing him a favor. Who the H would want to have sex with that pompous, unfunny, and franky BUTT UGLY jerk.

Maher's whole schtick consists of fantasizing he is an uber-intellectual, beyond-cool dude. While in reality this self-anointed wind-bag with a permanent smirk only marginally hides his utter comedic mediocrity.

He should thank whatever powers out there in the universe have taken pity on him by putting him near fortune and fame. He has deserved neither.

As for a 'rumble' between D'Souza and Maher...
Puhleeez! Dinesh doesn't need to descend to the level of lower species. He has already trounced Hitchens who, arguably, is someone of more interest.

Maher once had a TV show
called Politically Incorrect, which actually was, and was funny. After several episodes, though, he changed the format and the guest list so that it became totally Politically Correct, hence, no longer amusing.

Since that time I have heard him say one witty thing: In a conversation with someone about the John Edwards matter (may have been on Leno) the host said, "Too bad he messed up ..." and Maher said, "Yeah, because we lost a good man and a good message. There really ARE two Americas, and in one of them he was single."


Pilgrim
I like your wit! Will is trying to come out of the homosexual militant closet and be an evangelical christian in public. He is trying so hard to be straight, confess his homosexuality is wrong, and become a believer. He just needs that little push, just a little more. He keeps posting his stuff so we know he is trying. He may be the homosexual militant who could if he keeps on trying like this. And to think I thought he was just a coward.

Maher can dry up and blow away
that guy is worthless.

Bullseye
I think Dinesh hit another bullseye.

I have noticed the more Bill Maher has gone hollywood, the less in reality his opinions seemed to be based.

Its almost like he has no original thought.

He reads liberal publications, then goes on national TV to regurgitate what he read.

Clearly a serious lack of critical thinking skills.

Diane
Did you read the same column the rest of us did?

Centuries ago
a French king was considering outlawing Christianity. One of his more astute advisors told him "The Christian Church is an anvil that has worn out many hammers." Maher is just another pathetic little hammer. Christianity will still be thriving long after Maher and his tiny brain are gone and forgotten.

Maher,HBO
I can't believe HBO would get rid of Dennis Miller who was actually funny even in his liberal days and keep a totally unfunny weasel like Maher, and what was Dennis' crime...finally seeing the light after 9/11.

Christophobia
What I find highly offensive -- and even alarming -- is that there are anti-Christian lunatics out there who actually think Christianity is THE threat to the western world. Why? Because telling people that they need Jesus to avoid Hell is terrorism (not freedom of speech). Because we want ID taught in public schools side-by-side with evolution. (The counter-argument to that seems to be that that's just creationism in different clothing, but you might want to tell that to famed non-Christians Antony Flew or Ben Stein.) And because we want don't want gay marriage legalized or abortion-on-demand -- regardless of the development level of the fetus. Yes ladies and gentlemen, to people like Maher and Rosie O'Donnell, this puts us in the same category as people who slam airliners into skyscrapers. Who'da thunk it?

Timothy wrote...
"It's only a matter of time before a Christian end times terrorist blows her or himself up to hasten the apocalypse."

A) This guy was NOT a Christian, not in the true, Biblical sense.

B) There have been atheists who've slain millions. Who? Ohh.... Stalin... Pol Pot... Mao....

C) Crazy people just need a reason -- regardless of what it is. You cannot possibly be blaming Christianity for craziness in the world.

D) You really need to apply your fears to Ahmoud Ahmadinejad. He has the world view that after the world's destroyed, it will allow his Mahdi guy to clean up the global mess via a global governance modeled after the Taliban. (Can you say Antichrist?")

E) REAL disciples of the Lord know that the only real way to hasten Jesus' return is to spread the gospel, getting as many people saved as possible. Anything else is a blatant disregard for God's word. 2nd Peter 3:9 reads "The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance." (NIV)

Time for a reprise from my blog
From the Oak Ridge Boys' hit Elvira.

Obama, Obama
Their heart's desire is Obama

Words that sound like heaven; hear that Barry whine?
That boy can sho-enuf make his little light shine
Chris gets a funny feelin'; Barry has no spine
They all think that it's Obama time!

They're singin'
Obama, Obama
Our heart's desire is Obama

Giddy Up Oh-Bama Oh-Bama Mau Mau
Giddy Up Oh-Bama Oh-Bama Mau Mau
Hide your silver away!

Tonight we're gonna see him at the Democrat Campaign
And he's gonna promise all the perks he can, Yes He Can!
They're gonna jump and hollar
When he steals their last two dollars
We should-a listened to his old Preacher man!

They're singin'
Obama, Obama
Our heart's desire is Obama

Giddy Up Oh-Bama Oh-Bama Mau Mau
Giddy Up Oh-Bama Oh-Bama Mau Mau
Hide your silver away!

Obama, Obama
Now sings the choir for Obama

Giddy Up Oh-Bama Oh-Bama Mau Mau
Giddy Up Oh-Bama Oh-Bama Mau Mau
Hide your silver away!

Obama, Obama (repeat and fade)

Trinity and Water
"But when Maher asks him to explain the Trinity, the actor says it can be understood in the same way that water appears in three quite different forms: in a solid form, as ice; in liquid form, as water; and in the gaseous form of water vapor."

Nice try, but that is "modalism", the belief that the Trinity is three different modalities of the same Godhead. It does not take into account the distinct hypostatic identities of each Person, nor does it address the necessity of the Trinity in God who is both pure love and the Creator of the cosmos.

Trinity
The way I understand the Trinity is that Father/Son/Holy Ghost are ONE GOD. The water analogy works for me.

I'm a skeptic who can't stand Maher
Maher is an unfunny comedian who only came to fame by hosting a show featuring celebrities—he wasn’t the attraction. Even today his stand-up routine is absolutely terrible and, like Andrew “Dice” Clay or Tom Green, leaves one asking “Where’s the joke?”

His HBO show actually has its funny/witty moments, which means he must have a good writing staff—Maher doesn’t seem capable of good material.

All this from a skeptic who thinks Hitchens won the debate against Dinesh. If I have to choose between socialists (faux-libertarians), like Maher, who want to confiscate half my paycheck and a family who goes to church on Sunday, but thinks I can keep my $$$, well, guess who I’ll choose?

Maher’s snobbery and fame aren’t coincidental. He’s selling a feeling of superiority, not comedy.

Maria T response
Maher has a sex life??? A blind monkey must be doing him a favor. Who the H would want to have sex with that pompous, unfunny, and franky BUTT UGLY jerk.

That's an easy one to answer Maria - any hooker in L.A. That's the ONLY way this jerk get's any, except for his favorite sex dream,
Mary Palm and her five finger chorus.

Nibbling at the toes of Giants
Maher slams God - or thinks he is - and waits for something to happen. Nothing does, at the moment, and Maher concludes that God is either wrong or nonexistent. If Bill were a believer, he would see an example that might make him more reluctant to doubt God's goodness: the time it took a certain fruit to do its work.

Some fruits are toxic from the start.


Save your money...
go see "An American Carol" instead.

Bill Maher the small man
He is a Bitter hate filled little man, a small man, who is deluded about his own power of persuasion. His Humor, if you can call it that is course and unrefined, like the people who listen and laugh at the tedious crap that he spews.

Dinesh
"I don’t believe in unicorns, because there is no evidence for them, but I haven’t written any books called “The Unicorn Delusion” or “Unicorns are Not Great” or made any documentaries denouncing unicorns."

Perhaps you would if you lived in a country where unicorn deniers find it impossible to seek public, and where unicorn believers try to force their views on you, and claim constantly claim that 'America is a unicorn believing country', and get 'One country, with unicorns' put on the money, and get laws passed on the basis of their beliefs in unicorns, and claim that believing in unicorns make you more moral. Etc etc.

In short - worst. analogy. ever.

The Unfunniest Man in the Universe
(disclaimer--I hate the man, have done so for years)

He was on Jay Leno and was crude, unfunny and a bomb. Got no laughs (or less than he would have wanted if he were strictly a comedian). If his goal is comedy, he fails.
If his goal is shock, he fails.
If his goal is stripping away the veneer and exposing civilization's hypocrisy, he fails.
If his goal is pointing out people's foibles, he fails.

He was interviewed for "Iconoclast" and said he was just trying to tell the "raw truth". Well, it may be "raw", but it aint the truth. It is one-sided, biased, hateful, and mean spirited. He seems very bitter and I can only imagine that in his anger at the Catholic church, he feels he must get back at it.

And the fact that he is the darling of the left wing nutjobs, just proves how hateful and bitter they are as americans.

Look, the difference between the right and the left is that we on the right know that the extreme right wing religious nuts are irrational and we denounce them. But the left wing does not denounce their extreme left, they idolize them and make them their icons.

Bill Maher
I believe that Bill Maher is a sad and lonely
man who hates everything that he doesn't understand. Which turns out to be just about everything.
Maher just doesn't get it Twenty years a go people would have nothing to do with him.
He depends on shock value and his own hatred of things he can not feel.
It would be a lonely existence for a man who does not know of the good things around him.
To be able to feel joyous emotions and to express loving feeling. If he came from Iran,
well you can just imagine.
When his time on earth is over, I hope he has the opportunity to confess his sins, for if he is taken suddenly in, say an accident, I fear
he will wish he was never born.

Precisely, AndyR
"Perhaps you would if you lived in a country where unicorn deniers find it impossible to seek public, and where unicorn believers try to force their views on you, and claim constantly claim that 'America is a unicorn believing country', and get 'One country, with unicorns' put on the money, and get laws passed on the basis of their beliefs in unicorns, and claim that believing in unicorns make you more moral. Etc etc.

In short - worst. analogy. ever. "

The problem isn't believing in unicorns, it's bring unicorn-belief into public life.

Just a question?
Which version of Christianity should I believe in, Southern Baptist, Catholic, Protestant or Mormon?

Which one is truly best to believe in if I want to go to heaven?

Which one is most likely to get me a trip to hell?

If a guy is a horrendous child molester and killer and goes to jail for life, then truly finds Jesus in his heart and converts to Christianity before his death is he going to go to Heaven or Hell?

If he is going to Hell then did turning his life over to Jesus really do him any good?

If I live my life as a non-believer but follow the Ten Commandments and do good deeds every day, Honor my family and wife and raise good children and contribute to worthy causes but never find Jesus, am I going to heaven or Hell?

Will his heaven be that much better than my Hell?

Diane, but in America . . .
Person A sues persons B and C because they have more than person A does, which isn't fair. Person D, the lawyer, leaves person A 27 cents on the dollar, which inspires persons E, F, G . . . to join a class action suit against person C, from which they will realize 27 cents each in four years.

Ain't life in America great?!

ANGRY LITTLE MAN
Back in the 80's Bill Maher flashed some comic talent. "Some" being the operative word.

Not making it big on his own but writing for others and bouncing around he somehow figured out a way to reinvent himself as a great political thinker and commentator. What he discovered is that there is always an audience willing to pay to hear some "expert" regurgitate what they believe to be true. He is a walking infomercial of the latest liberal, left wing cause du jour and like a quack doctor, tells the willing audience what it wants to hear. At some level, I guess this is a talent of sorts.

What I have read about his personal life seems typical of the genre. Lonely, angry and maybe confused by having a Jewish mother and not knowing she was Jewish until he was in his teens as all along he was being raised an Irish Catholic. How does that happen? Sounds like a great, open, liberal, communicative family.

He has been accused of being abusive to his girlfriend and apparently abusive to himself and good sense by sitting on the board of PETA.

The guy is a sad story really. I think his best day was getting punched out by Erik Estrada back in the 90's!

Hmm
D’Souza laughs sarcastically at Maher for laughing sarcastically at people. Well, at least D’Souza can say Maher did it first. I understand that is the moral high ground for some people.

Maher is Sad
I see no evidence of anything he has done in life that makes him an authority on any subject important to most Americans.
Same with his Messiah - Obama - and frankly clear thinking Americans just walk away shaking their heads in dismay.

Burn in hell Maher
Bill Maher is the poster child for everything that is wrong in America.

The Odd Couple
To realize that both D'Souza's and Maher's roots lie in Catholicism is fascinating.

Bill Maher is an iconic representation of a majority of dysfunctional American Catholics--who are both naturalists and anti-theists. Think: Pelosi, Biden, Kennedy, etc., etc.

Dinesh D'Souza, born and raised (17 years) in Bombay, India, is cut from a wholly different fabric.

Religiously incorrect
The writer along with most reviewers and bloggers (except a few like AndyR) miss a huge point made in Maher's movie: empowerment.

Empowerment for non-believers, around 15% of Americans, to stand up to the religiously correct mantra in our country that takes many forms: you need to believe in a religion, any religion; or, we live in a Christian nation, what's the matter with you? Or, polls show far fewer voters would vote for an atheist or agnostic than a woman, a black, a gay or a Muslim.

In short, faith is good and necessary; having no faith makes you a nonperson.

Yes, America is a free country to believe or not believe as you wish. Just don't advertise your non-belief!