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Wednesday, July 30, 2008
David Strom :: Townhall.com Columnist
Revealed: Conservatives Have Escape Plan for When They Destroy the Earth
by David Strom
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Was the Copenhagen Global Warming Summit Walk-Out a Win for the U.S.?


House Speaker Nancy Pelosi herself declared she was on a crusade to "save the planet"-presumably from we conservatives who want to destroy it.

The question many people had on their mind as they gave conservatives the benefit of the doubt was: how can conservatives actually be willing to abide the destruction of the planet, given that it and its climate will be the primary inheritance we leave our children and grandchildren?

Now the answer is out: Conservatives' children will NOT be inheritors of planet Earth. As Dr. Edgar Mitchell's revelations suggest, conservatives will have a whole new planet to escape to once they finish destroying our home planet.

See, once all the facts are out, the seemingly feverish conspiracy theories of the left suddenly make sense. Once you understand that conservatives intend to leave poor Planet Earth behind (along with its billions of residents who cannot escape) the picture suddenly comes into focus.

My only question is: why haven't I been invited to join the conservative exodus once it gets under way?

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David Strom is the President of the Minnesota Free Market Institute. He hosts a weekly radio show on AM-1280 "The Patriot" in Minneapolis-St. Paul, available on podcast at Townhall.com.

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Reply # 1
Date: Aug 13, 2008 - 12:48 AM EST
craigers wrote:
"Subject: this is such nonsense!
WHy was it written? For what purpose? Drivel, absolute drivel. It even fails as humor!

With so much that really needs to be siad and explored, to give one line of commentary to this trash is a huge waste of time"

Well craigers, you devoted 6 lines to this trash. What gives?
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Reply # 2
Date: Aug 13, 2008 - 12:46 AM EST
Watch out Mr. Strom,
many liberals and some libertarians actually believe this alien stuff. You don't want to work them up anymore than they already are.
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