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Thursday, December 20, 2007
David R. Stokes :: Townhall.com Columnist
Gore, Putin... and Jesus
by David R. Stokes
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Poor Al Gore, December is just not his month.  First he loses a nail-biter to George W. Bush, that wound reopened slightly a few days ago with the December 12th anniversary of the Supreme Court’s ruling that gave the presidential nod to Bush. And now, in another pre-Christmas let down, the former Vice President finds himself a mere bridesmaid again as runner up to another winner. 

Never mind an academy award for his movie “AN INCOHERENT…” …er…I mean “An INCONVENIENT Truth” – and also ignoring the fact that he is indeed a NOBEL PRIZE winner (and don’t forget his legendary invention of the internet and being the inspiration for the iconic 70’s movie “LOVE STORY”).  Apparently none of that resume enhancing stuff mattered ultimately to the folks at Time Magazine as they chose their person of the year this week.

This time Mr. Gore finds himself losing to that wacky charmer in the Kremlin, VLADIMIR PUTIN. If you venture to www.time.com you’ll see a picture of the Russian president sitting Lincoln-esque in a pose that actually defines what the absence of a smile looks like.

Time says that this annual choice is not about honor, nor is it an endorsement. They say it’s ultimately about LEADERSHIP, or as they describe it – “bold earth-changing leadership.”  And, though they never use this phrase, they might as well have, to them Putin is a great leader because HE MAKES THE TRAINS RUN ON TIME.  He’s a leader who provides STABILITY before everything else – “stability before freedom, stability before choice, stability in a country that has hardly seen it for a hundred years.”

That’s pretty much the campaign motto of all would-be TYRANTS.

In fairness to Time, they have many times selected powerful people who’ve operated outside the norms of democracy and decency to grace the cover of their magazine as big kahuna of the year. Joseph Stalin was so-named in 1939 and 1942, the second time after the Soviets became our Allies in the Second World War.  Of course, the first time the Russian dictator received Time’s ultimate notice was in the wake of his bold and manipulative non-aggression pact with Adolf Hitler.  But, then Hitler himself was the Time’s annual designee in 1938, though they couldn’t quite muster the guts to actually put his mug on the cover of the magazine at the time. 

I understand that they try to be objective and look for “movers and shakers” irrespective of the particular moves and shakes a leader might use. So, down through the decades the list of luminaries includes names such as Franklin Roosevelt (1932, 1934, & 1941), Harry Truman (1945 & 1948), Winston Churchill (1940 & 1949), Queen Elizabeth (1952), Charles Lindbergh (1927), and Mahatma Ghandi (1930), along with Hitler (1938), Stalin (1939 & 1942), Ayatollah Khomeini (1979), and The Computer (1982). 

Steve Allen used to produce a T.V. show called “Meeting of the Minds,” where he’d bring together people from history for a chat.  You could get a glimpse of what dinner conversation might be like if Socrates, Marie Antoinette, Karl Marx, and Emily Dickinson, for example, broke bread together. 

I wonder what the ultimate Time Magazine Person of the Year Reunion would be like?  I can envision Churchill blowing cigar smoke into Hitler’s face, Stalin mincing few words telling Vladimir Putin how much he enjoyed the stroganoff prepared for him by Putin’s grandfather, and Ghandi trying to find vegetarian hors d’oeuvres. Continued...

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David R. Stokes is a minister, writer, and broadcaster. His weekly talks at Fair Oaks Church in Fairfax, Virginia and host of Loud on Purpose, heard Monday to Friday in Washington, D.C. on WAVA 105.1 fm.
 
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Ron about Gorebal Warring
Glaciers are frozen water needed as condensation for barren and frozen lands of this planet, causing drought and flooding. When glaciers melt, some water runs into the oceans filling space filled by sea ice which contracts when it melts. Some water thaws the ground below where the glacier was, and soaks into the ground.

The heat of the sun, and the absence of cold from glaciers and sea ice will cause more water to be evaporated from the oceans, lakes, and rivers into the upper atmosphere than there presently is; and the winds will blow it evenly around the world, providing normal rainfall world-wide, even where there presently is drought, and barren and frozen land, preventing flooding.

The worldwide rainfall will cause long-dormant seeds under glaciers and in barren lands to sprout and grow into new plants, the best way to go green. The new plants will inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen, which we breathe. There will be so many new plants, that we might have to increase the amount of carbon dioxide we generate, to provide enough for all of them

A glacier in Greenland is melting, returning the land to the way it was a millennium ago. Larger crop yields are already the result, and the codfish have returned. Put the UN there.

Parts of the world are still experiencing record low temperatures. Snow fell before leaves fell, and over a month before winter started. We need global warming as soon as possible.

Algore signs
I had an idea for two signs for the 2000 election.
#1. At the top it says, "GORE MEANS STAB".
Under that is a picture of Algore with horns, upon which taxpayers are impaled.
Under that is his name, "AL STICKITTUYA".

#2. At the top it says, "GORE MEANS BLOOD".
Under that is a picture of Algore with bloody vampire fangs.
Under that are the pale bodies of taxpayers.
Under that is his name, "AL BLEEDYADRY".

These can be used the next time he runs for anything.
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