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Wednesday, March 18, 2009
David Harsanyi :: Townhall.com Columnist
There Are Fates Worse Than Bonuses
by David Harsanyi
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Here's an idea: If you stop nationalizing banks, there will be no need to engage in phony-baloney indignation over bonus payments anymore.

This cockamamie populism in Washington really hit its stride when Sen. Charles Grassley, R-Iowa, suggested that AIG execs who earned bonuses should "follow the Japanese example and come before the American people and take that deep bow and say, 'I'm sorry,' and then either do one of two things: resign or go commit suicide."

C'mon. If suicide were a proper penalty for piddling away taxpayer dollars, the National Mall would look just like Jonestown -- after refreshments.

These same senators who voted to nationalize banks with nary a precondition are also, apparently, stupendously talented actors. After all, most of these senators voted for a bill that contained a provision that specifically protected bonuses that were agreed upon before Feb. 11 in the bank bailout legislation. It was put there by Sen. Chris Dodd, D-Conn., who is the chairman of the Banking Committee.

How is it that all those who cast votes on this provision -- because, we imagine, no trustworthy lawmaker would vote for legislation he hadn't examined vigorously -- are threatening a "special" tax to snag AIG bonuses? It not only is dishonest but also means they, in a breathtaking abuse of power, believe using punitive taxation to appropriate someone's salary is a legitimate function of government.

President Barack Obama, meanwhile, has asked Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner "to use that leverage and pursue every single legal avenue to block these bonuses and make the American taxpayers whole," claiming it is all about "fundamental values."

You know what's a super-useful value? A guarantee that contracts entered into by individuals or parties are respected. Or is the state ready to throw that fundamental value out and bend to the will of the angry mob?

Those are only a few of the reasons the insincere contortions of politicians over $165 million are so pathetically transparent. How could a president who threw $700 billion of your money away in a Keynesian spending orgy feign moral indignation over a few bonuses? We now have $11 trillion, in effect, invested in various bailouts -- with $170 billion going directly to AIG .

Grandstanding isn't going to make us "whole" again. Sorry.

AIG has been dreadfully run, obviously, or it wouldn't be a welfare queen. No one will pity it.

Yet making an assumption that every AIG bonus earner is, by default, a numskull, a bad actor or undeserving is also wrongheaded. Don't we want AIG to succeed and get off the government dole? What sort of employee would work for an entity that doesn't honor its contractual obligations? How many valuable employees would walk away from such a company?

Imagine if George W. Bush had dictated unilaterally to General Motors, after it took billions of bailout cash, to cut the salaries of union workers retroactively because their leadership had negotiated sweetheart deals earlier. A line worker makes a pittance compared with an executive, but the principle does not change.

I get the anger. It's real. It's deserved. The public pressure on AIG is wholly understandable. And with the kind of bailout and stimulus money we're throwing around, you can bet this won't be the last time you're upset.

Being upset is one thing. Permitting government to tear up legal contracts and tax away people's entire incomes, though they haven't broken any laws, are precedents we will regret in the end. Maybe even more than the bailouts themselves.

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Harsanyi
You would be a whole lot smarter to just let this subject alone right now. You aren't going
to win. There is no way that you can make AIG
look OK no matter what spin you put on it.

P.S. Grassley was trying to make the point of
apology, not suicide. But you knew that too.

Place Blame Where It Belongs
The people who let this happen should be tried and convictet for foilure to perform their duties. That would be Barney Frank and Chris Dodd who covered up the problem, and Congress who didn't question them or stop the onslaught by passing regulations after they learned what was happening.

This is why we have Bankruptcy
This whole problem stems from the Government deciding to back Bail-Outs instead of Bankruptcies. A managed Bankruptcy and restructuring would've fixed this problem: just like it could've fixed GM.

Of course, Obama and Congress are up to their armpits in dirty money that draws from all these contracts, so they possibly do the right thing and let these companies restructure and lawfully eliminate all these dead-weight contracts - just like they can't Fannie, Freddy, and their sub-prime loans die out either.

Just keep shoveling money down the hole you numb-skulls - it has to fill up eventually, right? Right?

But he wasn't ...
trying to make AIG look okay. That is entirely beside the point. The point is government officials getting into high dudgeon over $165 million dollars when they themselves are throwing around hundreds of billions and even knew that the bonuses were coming.

This is a naked attempt at distraction. At the very moment unwelcome attention is directed towards the federal government's massive spending bills and proposals, obligations going into the trillions, the public has its attention redirected by what is clearly faked outrage. Are these bonuses repugnant? Yes, but the sums are paltry compared to the taxpayer money being thrown around by government. This is creating a mob mentality to turn the public's attention away from what the government is doing.

Bailouts & Bonuses
The problem with this whole issue is how the debate is being framed. The framing leads to a conclusion that may or may not be correct. The problem is not the data (evidence) it is the framing of the data to get a conclusion that raises everyone's ire.
Evey year at the start of my chemistry classes I used the DMHO (google dihydrogen monoxide) spoof to teach students how true data can framed to arrive at an erroneous conclusion.
The use of the term bonus is one of these data points that may be entirely misunderstood. If I understand the contracts, a retention bonus of X dollars is promised at point Y for staying with the company until point Y. In truth this would be deferred compensation for completed work not a bonus for extra-exceptional work. The compensation is due contractually regardless of the performance of the company.
The problem is that congress knew this and with the press is manipulating the conclusion by its framing the data flow. None of this would be of any importance if the proper avenue of bankruptcy would have been used.
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