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Thursday, February 28, 2008
Dan Gainor :: Townhall.com Columnist
A change in the climate discussion
by Dan Gainor
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The network new shows talk endlessly about our changing climate. On March 2-4, a huge group of scientists and public policy experts is gathering in New York for the 2008 International Conference on Climate Change to talk about what the networks leave out. The conference will present a counter to the global warming hysteria so prominent in our society.

Much of what we get on the networks is one big snow job. This year, I mean that literally. In China, they are having epic blizzards. Millions are stranded in train stations because of the snow. Now, any smart person will tell you that there is no connection between an individual weather event and long-term climate change.

Of course any smart person doesn’t necessarily work for the network news. Network stories on cold weather, which goes against the Al Gorean principles of climate change, merit no mention of global warming. Hot weather, however, earns a ridiculous 100-year prediction of disaster from CNN’s Tom Foreman as the network promoted its “Planet in Peril” report.

Sometimes climate change hysteria has its amusing side. The U.S. Senate held its global warming debate on a snowy day in December. NBC actually turned off its studio lights during a Sunday night football broadcast, as if turning off a few bulbs would detract from the millions of people powering their TVs. And last April’s Vanity Fair depicted an afterlife where “environmental sinners” go from global warming to a slightly hotter hereafter. Sort of out of the frying pan, well, you get the idea.

Unsurprisingly, Paradise had Al Gore and a Prius. And while The Washington Post didn’t deify the Jolly Green Giant, it called him "Al Gore, sexy man. The thinking girl's thoroughbred."

According to the December 12 Style section, part of Gore’s Nobel award included worship by a parade of demented pop stars. Scottish singer KT Tunstall gushed over Gore’s “expressive, arched, well-groomed” eyebrows. Actress Uma Thurman, who called him "adorable and sexy," said watching the “Inconvenient Truth” star “following his calling” was “like watching a beautiful racehorse run.”

OK, enough of Al Gore running. Thankfully we were saved from that. But Al Gore flying is another matter. Between climate summits and Nobel Peace Prize ceremonies, Gore jetted from Bali to Stockholm and back.

Not to be outdone, network journalists adopted this strategy of flying around the globe to complain about people damaging the environment.

ABC’s “Good Morning America” gang celebrated their first anniversary together by highlighting how they had flown around the globe to “bring you the day’s most important stories,” said anchor Robin Roberts. That globetrotting included countless segments about everyone doing his or her part to curb the threat of global warming. “I tallied it up and we have circled the globe 12 times, 12 times in one year, 315,688 miles,” Roberts said.

Al Gore’s Climatecrisis.net Web site says just one person flying that much is equal to the entire carbon output of eight people for a whole year. And TV people rarely travel alone. They take crews and producers and everything but sherpas. Continued...

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Dan Gainor is The Boone Pickens Free Market Fellow and director of the Media Research Center’s Business & Media Institute.
 
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Climate cooling
By looking at the past cycles of the earth it appeared it was about time for Global cooling and there was some speculation about it. But the measures of C02 levels and the creeping up of world wide average temperatures soon overwhelmed any discussion of cooling.

Don't forget the predictions. The report, "Climate Change and Extreme Weather Events," said global temperatures would increase, sea levels would rise, and few places in the world would be spared an increase in violent rainstorms, droughts, tropical cyclones and other climatic disruptions. Climate change will first be expressed through more severe storms droughts and floods. So far this year, Atlanta almost ran out of water due to a severe drought. Australia just went through an eight year drought that just about wiped out their bread basket region. Their two biggest rivers, the Murray and Darling Rivers quit running into the sea. The Tornadoes that tore up Arkansas and Memphis were category 4, unusually severe. We have had a 40% increase in natural disasters such as those listed above. The religious folks are taking notice The Bible predicts an increase in natural disasters during the end times and look at the websites discussing it.

Global Warming
As a poster before me noted, some of us were around for the global cooling scare. Also, that we would run out of oil and food by the mid-nineties. It was pretty much we were going to freeze by 2010, but it really didn't matter because we were all going to starve a decade and a half earlier.

Analyzing these trends I have come to realize what the real problem is: climate moderation!

The climate at every point on Earth will be the same! (80 degree high 65 degree low)

As this new climate emerges people will be spending more and more time outdoors. As polar ice melts, more beaches are created, thus more time spent outside.

As we spend more time outside, more bar-b-ques occur, more food eaten.

All of this increased activity leads to more exposure to UV radiation, and obesity.

Therefore we will be to large to enter our domiciles and die of skin cancer.

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

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