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Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Chuck Norris :: Townhall.com Columnist
America, Are You Still Sitting on Your Gas?
by Chuck Norris
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In my column last week ("Congress, Get Off Your Gas, and Drill!"), I called upon Americans to sign Newt Gingrich's petition, "Drill here. Drill now. Pay less." The goal is to mandate that Congress do something immediately to bring down gas prices. As a result, several hundred thousand people signed the petition. That's a fantastic start, but we need more -- lots more. And we can use your help.

Are the rest of the 300 million Americans actually enjoying doling out $50 to $100-plus for each fill-up? It's time to wake up the Americans who are snoozing in our petroleum nightmare. If we are going to drive down gas prices, we've got to get this country as mad as hell to do it. I got so riled up this past week that I went on "Fox & Friends" to send out a battle cry to all Americans, and I just recorded a new YouTube bit for Newt, titled "Chuck Norris Drills Congress." I think you'll like it.

Our government has done very little to respond to this energy crisis. They've stopped filling our emergency oil reserves with 76,000 gallons a day but won't draw from them in order to drive down costs. The Federal Reserve has cut interest rates seven times in the past nine months, but gas prices continue to rise. And while the Energy Department reported it will cut gas prices by 3.5 cents per gallon, you'll be saving only 60 cents from what it now costs you to fill up your tank. To add insult to injury, a congressional subcommittee voted a week ago to continue to prevent drilling off the coasts of America. Are these the best solutions these elected knuckleheads can come up with? Are we done telling them that we don't like their solutions? Are we going to wait until our blood boils and gas is at $6 a gallon?

This past weekend, in a great USA Today article on our gas crisis, more than two dozen energy specialists were asked what could be done to reduce gas prices. There was no unified answer, but one thing was obvious: Doing nothing will only drive costs higher. Some say drill domestically. Others say tap into our petroleum reserves. Still others say we must do what we can to develop alternative forms of energy. I say do it all and do anything. The most obvious thing is to drill here and drill now. The solution isn't "either … or," but "both … and." Everything helps when Americans are being chocked at the pump to the tune of $4-plus a gallon.

The Energy Policy Research Foundation concludes that aggressive new drilling and development of our oil shale reserves and withdrawing 200 million from the 700 million barrels of oil in our Strategic Petroleum Reserve could cut costs 37 cents a gallon in a relatively short time. And that doesn't take into consideration the price reductions that would result in the market when oil price controllers realize they don't have an oil monopoly over us.

And if we are even more aggressive with drilling, we can drive down prices like a pile driver. More than 100 billion barrels of oil are available off the Pacific, Atlantic and Gulf coasts and under Alaska, and that's not counting the oil shale reserves across the Midwest that rival the reservoirs of the Middle East. They alone could satisfy America's need for gas for 13 years! But it's going to take those political pantywaists in Washington to get off their gas, get a little backbone against environmentalists (who now prevent 85 percent of drilling off our coasts), and pass an emergency resolution to drill here and drill now. Even President Bush consented before he left for Europe, saying domestic drilling will "give this country a chance to help us through this difficult period by finding more supplies of crude oil, which will take the pressure off the price of gasoline."

None of this will happen, however, until we, the people, demand these changes from our government and representatives. That is why I encourage you right here, right now, to write them, share your thoughts, and sign Newt's petition to Congress at www.AmericanSolutions.com. If I can go on "Fox & Friends" and record a YouTube plug to fight for you, would you fight for Americans by sending an e-mail to five friends with a link to this column or to www.AmericanSolutions.com? Tell them Chuck Norris asked you to! It is our goal to have at least 1 million signatures to bring to Congress by July 4.

With another Independence Day fast approaching, let me remind you that it is "we, the people," who have power over the government, not them over us. They are called by their original intent and design to protect our pursuit of life, liberty and happiness, not vice versa. Well, gas prices are clipping our economy and us at the knees. And we need to demand our representatives do something now or face the consequences defined in the Declaration of Independence to a government that no longer protects its people's pursuit of life, liberty and happiness:

"That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its Foundation on such Principles, and organizing its Powers in such Form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. … But when a long Train of Abuses and Usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a Design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their Right, it is their Duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future Security."

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Can't sign that petition (part 4)
So I'm not going to sign any petition that Gingrich has any part of until he thoroughly and publicly recants any belief in this hoax that is "global warming". I want to see him admit that he was a fool for ever being suckered into this. I want to see him call Nancy Pelosi a lying b****, to her face. I want to see him withdraw all support from any organization that is even remotely connected to stopping global warming, and give all of that support to organizations that are trying to expose global warming for the myth that it is. I want to see him sell all of his stock in Al Gore's personal carbon credits swindle and put that money into oil, gas, and coal exploration and drilling/mining. I want to see him keep his home thermostat at 70 degrees, year-round, and DARE the environmentalists to say something about it. I want to see him buy the biggest, gas-guzzlingest SUV he can find and drive it 100,000 miles every year. I want to see him publicly ridicule anyone who even thinks global warming is a threat to humankind.

OR he can remove his own hypocritical, treasonous signature from that petition. If he does one of these two things, then I will sign that petition. Because I'm not signing MY name next to that of a TRAITOR!

(Oh, by the way, I'm not voting for McCain either, unless he too follows the same advice intended for Gingrich in the first paragraph of this part. As a conservative Republican, I would rather see the coming global warming fiasco presided over by a Democrat than a Republican.)

Regards,
Trevor

Can't sign that petition (part 3)
Even the Kyoto Accords (which even its most avid proponents admit won't stop global warming) will irreparable damage to the world economy, particularly OUR economy. McCain's "cap and trade" plan will be even worse. And I don't even want to THINK about what will happen if Obama gets his ultra-liberal hands on the issue.

A TRUE conservative would be fighting, tooth and nail, against this needless and ineffective goal of stopping global warming. It is absolutely, 100% contrary to the interest of businesses and people, the world over. And it will result in BILLIONS (yes, that's right, BILLIONS, with a B) of human deaths. (But the people that are behind this hoax don't care about that because many of them have publicly expressed a desire to have much fewer humans on the planet, and ALL of them have PRIVATELY expressed that desire.)

This is the bunch that Gingrich has thrown his lot in with, and McCain too, for that matter. I can understand (but not approve of) McCain doing it, because he's trying to win some moderate votes. But Gingirch has no excuse. He must really believe this crap. Which means he not only isn't conservative, but also isn't nearly as smart as I thought he was.

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