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Friday, August 17, 2007
Charles Krauthammer :: Townhall.com Columnist
The Natural Returns to St. Louis
by Charles Krauthammer
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WASHINGTON -- In the fable, the farm boy phenom makes his way to the big city to amaze the world with his arm. At a stop at a fair on the train ride to Chicago, he strikes out the Babe Ruth of his time on three blazing pitches. Enter the Dark Lady. Before he can reach the stadium for his tryout, she shoots him and leaves him for dead.

It is 16 years later and Roy Hobbs returns, but now as a hitter and outfielder. (He can never pitch again because of the wound.) He leads his team to improbable glory, ending the tale with a titanic home run that, in the now-iconic movie image, explodes the stadium lights in a dazzling cascade of white.

In real life, the kid doesn't look like Robert Redford, but he throws like Roy Hobbs: unhittable, unstoppable. In his rookie year, appropriately the millennial year 2000, he throws it by everyone. He pitches the St. Louis Cardinals to a division title, playing so well that his manager anoints him starter for the opening game of the playoffs, a position of honor and -- for 21-year-old Rick Ankiel -- fatal exposure.

His collapse is epic. He can't find the plate. In the third inning he walks four batters and throws five wild pitches (something not seen since 1890) before Manager Tony La Russa mercifully takes him out of the game.

The kid is never the same. He never recovers his control. Five miserable years in the minors trying to come back. Injuries. Operations. In 2005, he gives up pitching forever.

Then last week, on Aug. 9, he is called up from Triple-A. Same team. Same manager. Rick Ankiel is introduced to a roaring Busch Stadium crowd as the Cardinals' starting right fielder

In the seventh inning, with two outs, he hits a three-run home run to seal the game for the Cardinals. Two days later, he hits two home runs and makes one of the great catches of the year -- over the shoulder, back to the plate, full speed.

But the play is more than spectacular. It is poignant. It was an amateur's catch. Ankiel ran a slightly incorrect route to the ball. A veteran outfielder would have seen the ball tailing to the right. But pitchers aren't trained to track down screaming line drives over their heads. Ankiel was running away from home plate but slightly to his left. Realizing at the last second that he had run up the wrong prong of a Y, he veered sharply to the right, falling and sliding into the wall as he reached for the ball over the wrong shoulder.

He made the catch. The crowd, already delirious over the two home runs, came to its feet. If this had been a fable, Ankiel would have picked himself up and walked out of the stadium into the waiting arms of the lady in white -- Glenn Close in a halo of light -- never to return.

But this is real life. Ankiel is only 28 and will continue to play. The magic cannot continue. If he is lucky, he'll have the career of an average right fielder. But it doesn't matter. His return after seven years -- if only three days long -- is the stuff of legend. Made even more perfect by the timing: Just two days after Barry Bonds sets a synthetic home run record in San Francisco, the Natural returns to St. Louis.

Right after that first game, La Russa called Ankiel's return the Cardinals' greatest joy in baseball "short of winning the World Series." This, from a manager (as chronicled in George Will's classic "Men at Work") not given to happy talk. La Russa is the ultimate baseball logician, driven by numbers and stats. He may be more machine than man, but he confessed at the postgame news conference: "I'm fighting my butt off to keep it together."

Translation: I'm trying like hell to keep from bursting into tears at the resurrection of a young man who seven years ago dissolved in front of my eyes. La Russa was required to "keep it together" because, as codified most succinctly by Tom Hanks (in "A League of Their Own"), "There's no crying in baseball."

But there can be redemption. And a touch of glory.

Ronald Reagan, I was once told, said he liked "The Natural" except that he didn't understand why the Dark Lady shoots Roy Hobbs. Reagan, the preternatural optimist, may have had difficulty fathoming tragedy, but no one knows why Hobbs is shot. It is fate, destiny, nemesis. Perhaps the dawning of knowledge, the coming of sin. Or more prosaically, the catastrophe that awaits everyone from a single false move, wrong turn, fatal encounter. Every life has such a moment. What distinguishes us is whether -- and how -- we ever come back.

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Charles Krauthammer is a 1987 Pulitzer Prize winner, 1984 National Magazine Award winner, and a columnist for The Washington Post since 1985.

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Evan a favored writer like Krauthamer
Even Krauthamer, my favorite columnist, couldn't resist, in this tale of redemption, making an unnecessary dig at Barry Bonds new record as "synthetic". Everyone is an expert. Krauthamer may be right, but it is high time to let up on Bonds. The record has been broken, let the purists and sports writers who live to find fault with anyone not fitting into their "perfect" mold just shut up and fasten their tiny, jealous claws into Michael Vick, who will then be pummeled into the ground until the next victim takes his place. Most sports writers would scream to high heaven if anyone accused them of some fopaw with which they are at most barely even closely associated but they think nothing of daily accusing Barry Bonds of falsely breaking a "sacred" record that only they worry enough about to make a national tragedy out of.

The "Hammer" is a national treasure ...
... who is taken for granted more often than he is appreciated. He is equally at ease with the complexity of the Middle East, the conundrum of the federal government, and the mysticism of baseball. All are presented in an understandable and eminently readable style for the average reader. Thanks, Charles, for another great one.

BTW, the Hammer is right about Bonds.

Mr Krauthammer suggests that the ....
.... (United States of America's beloved President and Armed Forces Commander In Chief, Ronald Reagan, didn't understand why the Dark Lady shot Roy Hobbs.

That one's easy.

She mistook him for Bob le REDford.

Redemption
As a St. Louisan and a Cardinals fan I would like to thank you for such a kind depiction of our team. It's been a tough year for CardinalNation what with several well-publicized issues and a mid-season meltdown, so the redemption story of Rick Ankiel is a welcome respite. Whether the team goes onto post-season play or misses the playoffs all together, Rick Ankiel has given Cardinal fans everywhere yet another reason to be proud of one of the most storied teams in baseball history.

Ankiel
What a story, and as Kevin said (also from St. Louis originally, and a Cardinals fan) it is a breath of fresh air. And it should be for everyone, given the state of the game.

Why Roy Hobbs was shot
I am a movie junky and this was one of my favorite movies as a kid. The lady is a serial killer. She had killed 2 other high profile sports players previously. She had her eyes set on the Babe Ruth character until Roy Hobbs struck him out. She shoots him but he doesn't die. And now you know the rest of the story.

Horatio Alger Lives!
It takes GUTS to get up off the canvas and return to the site of your BIGGEST FAILURE. Ankiel has COURAGE, he has EARNED another shot at The Big Leagues. My best wishes to Mr. Ankiel for a long and productive career!

Feelgood story of the day; and BTW...
I was emotional watching Annkiel's return to the "Big Stage". I was also emotional watching Barry Bonds' ascending the heights of baseball immortality.

Both stories are timeless "between the lines".
"Outside the lines", I think I'd prefer to absorb myself in the "everyman" story of Rick Annkiel as opposed to the sordid superstar life of Barry Bonds.

the big lie
Bonds may have the record on paper and in SF but most fans honor Henry and will honor a new record if Arod does it.

Excellent article
Well written article about a great story...I appreciate when a non-sports columnist can write this eloquently about our national past-time, pausing to enjoy life before getting to the work of dissecting the politics of the country. If you ever read(or watch) an ESPN column, you see the sports writers try to be (anti-Bush)political pundits all of the time. They would be better off sticking to sports.

The Natural
Great story, thanks for writing it so well & sharing Charles!

Charles
I have often thought that Charles should have a weekly TV show, in which he just tells us stuff. Not just political matters, all kinds of stuff. He does it so well.

Here's a real life story unfolding
Here's a real life story unfolding. On February 15, 2007 George Will's column told of an unlikely contender for the Presidency. My curiosity was piqued. Research over a few days determined that I should really take Duncan Hunter seriously. He is a Natural, in that he knows his issues and understands the world better than any candidate. The pundits and the pols are dismissive of his chances. But real people seem to warm to his appeal, as they learn of his stance and record on the main issues. Naturals often don't blow their own horn, nor does Rep. Hunter. So others will. Duncan Hunter Is A Straight Shooter. Duncan Hunter Walks The Walk.
The Bush League Bunch would rather see a ringer in the 2008 game. A ringer in the sense of throwing it. But Hunter does not play to lose.
Thank you, Mr. Krauthammer and Mr. Will.
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