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Thursday, June 04, 2009
Cal  Thomas :: Townhall.com Columnist
See the USA in Your Government Car
by Cal Thomas
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"See the USA in your Chevrolet

America is asking you to call.

Drive your Chevrolet through the USA

America's the greatest land of all."

Fifty years ago, those words set to music each week on the old NBC "The Dinah Shore Show" reflected an America and an automobile industry that is no more. That time and that industry were laid to rest this week when General Motors filed for bankruptcy and the government effectively nationalized GM and Chrysler after wasting billions of our tax dollars on a failed bailout.

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Despite disclaimers from President Obama that the government doesn't want to be in the car business, it is hard to see what it has bought with our tax dollars other than two of what used to be known as "the big three." Government by default or determination will choose the types of cars the companies it owns will make. Government will buy a lot of them because not enough customers will unless they are made offers they can't refuse, not by a car salesman in a loud sport coat, but by a government bureaucrat in a suit.

It's difficult to let go of an American dream. When I was growing up, every kid wanted to drive his own car. Our frugal parents (who had just one car) would let us drive it, but with restrictions, including a set time to bring the car back in the same pristine condition in which we found it.

A car was a right of passage. It conveyed independence and status. Each September we salivated at the prospect of new models. There was always a big buildup and we'd go to the Chevy (or Ford) dealer early on the morning they were for sale. Sometimes they would be covered with sheets and a dramatic unveiling would take place. TV commercials would show parts of new models in a kind of striptease before their debut. Some believe the models between 1955 and 1959, especially the 1957 Chevy Bel Air and the 1958 Impala, are unsurpassed, though Ford devotees have their Mustangs and T-Birds. Pontiac's GTO (cue the Beach Boys) and some Dodge and Plymouth models were also great.

Chrysler had the Imperial, which resembled a boat with running lights and The New Yorker for "old rich people." And then there was the one beyond our reach, but not beyond our dreams: the Cadillac. The song "Pink Cadillac" became a hit, in part because we saw Elvis in one.

America's relationship with its cars has rightly been called a love affair. Though some have tried to replicate the smell of a new car in spray cans, there is nothing quite like the feeling of sinking into new faux leather and later, if you could afford it, the real thing.

Much, if not all of those thrills will be gone, thanks to greed by the unions, government overregulation and bad management. The customers, who once were always right, have been cheated.

All one has to do is look at government-made cars to see they are about as attractive as government art, government architecture, or many other things government does poorly. The Skoda (when the Czechoslovakia communist party made them -- they're nice now thanks to free market capitalism) had its own jokes: "How much is a Skoda worth with a full tank of gas?" Answer: "Twice as much." East Germany's Trabant, a major polluter, was little more than a two-cycle engine encased in the thinnest veneer and the old Soviet Union cars were about as appealing as a Siberian winter. These are the kinds of cars governments have produced.

President Obama says all of those laid-off autoworkers will have to "sacrifice" for the sake of their children and grandchildren. So much for their American Dream. If a Republican president had said that, he would have been denounced as insensitive and uncaring.

"On a highway, or a road along the levee

Performance is sweeter

Nothing can beat her

Life is completer in a Chevy."

Not anymore.

"Bye-bye Miss American Pie; drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry."

This is the day GM died.

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Cal Thomas is co-author (with Bob Beckel) of the book, "Common Ground: How to Stop the Partisan War That is Destroying America".
 
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The column sums it up nicely
A sad day for America,and the beginning of something very, very, bad.

WTHELL ?
What can this possibly mean ? Obama nad his dem money masters have robbed from the children of how many generations into the future now in their first 100 days alone ?
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" President Obama says all of those laid-off autoworkers will have to "sacrifice" for the sake of their children and grandchildren. "
-- by O Hussein the lying jacka$$
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Sacrifice your job, your livelihood, and be a bum for the sake of the children and grandchildren as Obama and dem co spend the children's and grandchildren's money TOO, before they are even born ?
EFF YOU SEE KKK him.

Great article
Cal, but the Beach Boys didn't do the song 'GTO'. It was done by Ronnie & the Daytonas.

Some business model
In the interest of saving American jobs, the government is busily destroying tens of thousands, substantially reducing the number of taxpayers. While it denounces globalization and outsourcing, the government is also using money from its dwindling supply of taxpayers to induce a foreign company to buy the remains of at least one formerly American car manufacturer, Chrysler.

The government has mandated overproduction of battery-operated toy cars by all manufacturers, including those that it doesn't yet own. It has also decreed reduction or elimination of the product lines that have always subsidized the "green" models. (Everyone, even Toyota, sells hybrids at a loss.)

At a time when aggressive, innovative sales strategies are sorely needed, the government is cutting the advertising budgets of its new acquisitions and closing thousands of dealerships. The latter action is not only another job-killer. It is also evidently a means of dispensing political and personal rewards and punishmnents with little regard for the bottom line.

Without advertising and dealers, how will Chrysler and GM purge old inventory or generate interest in the new crap? I've seen one generic commercial, one undoubtedly cleared by federal censors, that shows, among other things, someone running on a prosthetic leg. No doubt this was meant to reassure us proles that the United States isn't completely out of the car business. I fail to see how it sells anything, however.

Where will customers who happen to get wind of a new vehicle obtain one? The DMV office? The local Democratic Party headquarters?

It makes one wonder how we ever won World War II or put a man on the moon.

By the way, the '55 Bel-Air is the _crême de la crême_.


No more Chrysler or GM cars for me
I currently drive a Chevy Tahoe and love it, but I'm never buying another Chrysler or GM car again. These companies have stolen billions of taxpayer dollars for the sole benefit of the unions -- the primary architects of the failure of the US car industry.

Similarly, I will do no business with banks or other entities which have taken government money. I'm certain the government will try to tax non-government-backed companies -- or continue to subsidize the government's pet companies -- anything to keep the unions afloat. I don't care. I'll fix my current cars -- or pay more for a car from a government-free company.

It is a small thing, but I hope many, many other true Americans will do the same. We need to drive the message home in the only language they seem to understand -- money: WE WILL NOT SUPPORT FASCISM OR SOCIALISM; GOVERNMENT, GET OUT OF OUR LIVES AND OUR BUSINESSES. JUST GET OUT OF OUR WAY!

New Car Model is AWESOME
This is a blogger who is entertaining, funny, but shows the true liberal lunacy. http://theblacksphere.blogspot.com/2009/05/govern-motors-n ew-genericus-models.html If you read 2 or more of his blogs, you are hooked!

The question I have
is this:

Obama says he doesn't want to run banks and auto cos.

What is his exit strategy?

GM
One of the best cars GM has made in the last few years is the buicks.I wonder what restrictions the govt. will put on the Japanese cars so the can't compete with GM

Great column
Yes, those glory days of cars are gone! This is very sad for the USA. But Government Motors isn't the answer. Both GM and Chrysler suffered from over-reaching and over-confidence. But government should never get involved with private business no matter what. Those companies should have gone bankrupt months ago and restructured instead of Obama and his cronies thinking they could "save them." Government can't save big business. We need good people with good business savvy to keep these companies afloat. Of course with the car giants, lots of good workers have paid for the actions of the management. How could this type of scenario happen in this country? What is wrong with us? Yet, Ford seems to have managed. Now how did Ford do what GM and Chrysler could not? This is one of the best (worst?) examples of greed and government interference in USA history. The people of this republic should never allow this to happen again! Too many have paid too big a price.

America's advantage
Back in the 1950s, America enjoyed the advantage of having the only fully intact industrial plant in the West.

England, France, Germany, Japan, had all had their cities and industries shattered by WW2.

And of course, the Third World had no industry worth speaking of at all.

Now that period is gone. Europe and Japan rebuilt themselves and are now powerful economic competitors to the U.S. And the Third World has adopted market economies, invited foreign investment, and become economic powerhouses.

The U.S. today is about where the British Empire was in 1935. Yes, this Great Power is still dominant--but it's clear that new powers are coming on the scene, and the old Great Power's dominance is fading fast.

right on cal thomas
a gold medal article,dinah shore was cool,it really is sad to see nancy polisi as kinda the new spokes person for gm government motors,my gosh its a night mare.

Guvment Motors and union plagues


An urban myth: GM does not make cars people want to buy. Fact--> GM and Toyota sold the SAME number of cars last year. Why did Toyota thrive while GM went under?

Strangling UAW labor costs at GM and Chrysler-- UAW workers make $150k/year all-in... for a H.S. degree and little to no skill... they make half as much at Toyota here in America, yet line up for those jobs. The UAW has killed the Golden Goose, and is NOW simply moving on to bleed taxpayers.

The unions OWN the ObaMessiah! It is STUNNING to dismiss secured creditors in favor of unsecured claimants--> like the UAW. The Chosen One is effectively subverting B/R law. Unions have killed the big 3, and they (teachers, public service workers, hospital service) have bankrupted Mexifornia-- which the REST OF US will also have to bail out.

When you torpedo the rightful claims of bond holders, then future investors will be dissuaded from buying corporate bonds of any remotely troubled company-- which might serve to ASSURE further trouble! One reason that Ford is not yet on the brink is that it took on new debt (such as bonds) awhile back.

Federal workers make TWICE what private workers earn; state and local make 40% more-- both unionized.

Unions are ruining our efficiency and bleeding us dry-- killing the Golden Geese.

http://www.bankaholic.com/finance/lou-dobbs-federal-employe es-earn-twice-as-much-as-private-workers/
http://www.usatoday.com/money/workplace/2009-04-09-compensa tion_N.htm

Check out this guy - hysterical!
http://theblacksphere.blogspot.com/2009/

Thomas wrote
"...the old Soviet Union cars were about as appealing as a Siberian winter."

In Canada (parts of which can get winters as severe as Siberia), the Soviet-produced Lada proved a short-lived (1981-1983) fad-success as buyers saw this as "already designed for the severe winters we have, available at low, low price" (note: this price was about 45% of what it was in USSR), but the lack of choices of trim-levels, options (such as automatic transmission--Ladas only came with 4-speed stick) and models as well as the poor availability of service (all factors also aggravated by the 1984 entry of Hyundai, which offered trim-level and convenience options such as auto-tranny also at low price) and poor performance (top speed on Lada 95 km/h or 58 mph; posted speed-limit on Canadian highways 110 km/h or 70 mph) soon tanked the Lada's sales.

Government Motors
GM and Chrysler,under the jackboot of Barry O. and his merry band of fascists,are about to violate the two cardinal rules when it comes to customer service.Rule number 1:The customer is always right.Rule number 2:If the customer is wrong,please refer to Rule 1.The only people who will be driving these claptraps will be bureaucrats and when they start crashing into the fleet of aging SUVs, pickups,and Crown Vics.They will be on the losing end.

Dag
I have read post after post after post of yours
and one thing that I can tell about it you
for sure is that you scare easily. And you
don't take adversity very well.

Well, time to get your act together. Don't
write off America yet. Have a little faith.

But of course, you don't want faith, you want
Republicans. Instead you have that black
socialist, Muslim terrorist Obama. There
there. It will be OK.

Government Cars
Cal, I loved your article, though it was a little sad, but one correction. The popularity of the "Pink Cadillac" song was not just because Elvis was seen in one, but because Mary Kay started giving them to her independent sales directors 40 years ago, and it has become the mark of a successful Mary Kay sales director. They are still alive and strong! As a future Pink Cadillac driver, I had to correct that. When people think pink Cadillac, the vast majority think about Mary Kay beauty consultants! (Whenever I say that I am one, they ask me if I have my pink Cadillact yet--not if I know Elvis drove one)....

Question for Joisey Eric @ 14:22
Will the newmangled (through government directions) cars produced by GM and Chrysler be on the winning or losing end after a (hypothetical) collision with an Indian-manufactured Suzuki Alto (in India, while this is currently the highest model in numbers--partly due to initial and continued government favouring of Maruti-Suzuki--it is also the butt of many jokes about how unsturdy it is; an example is "how do you convert a Maruti to a tourer?" of which the answer is "a sparrow making a 'deposit' on it will do the trick")?

I shudder to think of the answer.

Pink Cadillacs
Robin, I think Cal is right. Elvis and Pink Cadillacs predate Mary Kay.

Welcome back Vega

I suppose the Vega will be considered a good car when we get a load of the new government motor offerings.

It may be a good time to invest in a good used tow truck.

What About the GM/Chry. Retirees??
Has anybody heard/read ANYTHING relative to the status of the Retirement Funds for those already retired?? At least a dozen or more of my extended Family fall into this category.
I made a remark at a Family gathering about the time I retired from the Military (77) that in my humble opinion the Unions' wheeling and dealing in Politics, etc was gonna be the downfall or the entire Industry..I further stated that, in my opinion, the Retirement program could not be sustained as it was.
Persona non Grata doesn't even begin to describe the Climate that generated.. Heck of it is, I'm SORRY I appear to have been RIGHT!!I have to wonder when *They* will get to the "Overpaid Military Retirees*?? It will happen!! Means Testing at a Minimum.. HELLO UNIVERSAL CONSCRIPTION?? We "worry too Much, Right?? CHEERS (I Think)
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