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Friday, August 07, 2009
Burt Prelutsky :: Townhall.com Columnist
Let's Call it Infirmative Action
by Burt Prelutsky
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My wife and friends often find it bizarre that I answer every e-mail I receive from my readers, including those who merely write to insult me. On occasion, even I, not being a masochist, have asked myself why I do it. There are a couple of reasons. The first is common courtesy. I figure if someone has taken the time to write, the least I can do is respond. I do permit myself to cut off communication if by the third exchange I haven’t persuaded them to stop calling me a racist, a fascist or a moron. Insulting me is one thing, but boring me is quite another.

My second reason, though, isn’t even slightly altruistic. I have found, at least once in a great while, that in the process of trying to explain my position on a specific issue to a really stupid person, I am compelled to clarify my own thinking. And when I say a really stupid person, I am naturally referring to a typical liberal.

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So it was the other week when a reader, a black woman we’ll call Ms. D, took me to task for an article in which I not only shared my uncensored feelings about the Obamas, but also took the opportunity to attack Affirmative Action.

She opened with a question: “Why do you assume that any acceptance of non-whites into educational institutions is due to Affirmative Action? What you’re saying by making that assumption is that non-whites couldn’t possibly have gotten into Ivy League schools on their own merits. Some non-whites don’t even indicate their ethnicity for this very reason. Even if one is accepted because of A.A., he/she has to work twice as hard to prove himself. Nor can A.A. be credited for non-whites who successfully complete their academic careers.”

I replied: “I wish you would just say blacks instead of non-whites. After all, Asians are non-whites and they don’t receive Affirmative Action. Next, I never said that blacks never get into good schools on their own merits. It’s liberals who say that and believe it. Otherwise, there would be no such policy. You don’t see it in play for Asians. But, then, 50% of Asians don’t drop out of college without getting their diplomas.”

“When,” Ms. D went on, “did Mrs. Obama ever say that America was a mean country, as you claimed she did?”

“She said it in one of her speeches during the campaign. It was around the same time that she admitted that until her husband ran for president she’d never been proud of our country.”

“You misquoted her. She said that for the first time, she was really proud of her country. The context of the statement being that America had looked beyond color for a change.”

“Lady, if you want America to look beyond color, why aren’t you opposed to Affirmative Action?”

“When did America start using Affirmative Action to elect its presidents?”

“As non sequiturs go, that’s a doozy. I’m not sure what you’re talking about, but I do find it ironic that Obama billed himself as the first post-racial candidate.”

“Why is that ironic?”

“Well, it’s one thing for him to get 90% of the black vote in the general election inasmuch as blacks will give 90% of their votes to any Democrat even if, like Robert Byrd, he was once a proud member of the Ku Klux Klan. But why would 90% of blacks vote for Obama over such a devout liberal as Sen. Clinton in the primaries except that Obama was 50% blacker than Hillary? So why is it you think that whites should look beyond color when it’s so obvious that most blacks don’t?” Continued...

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W. Burt Prelutsky is an accomplished, well-rounded writer and author of "The Secret of Their Success: Interviews with Legends and Luminaries."
 
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Pistol, Oldprof, Rowly...



Pistol, Oldprof, Rowly


Thanks all.

I had more fun on this column, with you folks, than I have had in a long time.

I did enjoy the personal anecdotes, and have similar stories about my own relatives.

I will share one, that Rowly's 'Plow Tale', reminded me of.

My brother, raised a calf one time. His age 16, my age 10.

He decided he was going to rope it with a lasso and 'hog-tie' it. As the calf was nearly full grown, I thought this would be fun to watch.
As soon as the noose settled around its neck, the "calf" took off running.

My brother was taking ten-foot steps to keep from falling.

The calf ran over a bumble bee nest in the fence row, and on the second pass, the bumble bees landed on my brother.

I learned a couple of new words that day.

~~~


I have noticed that many of the traditionally humorous folks are very edgy now, with all the Political, Economic and Social fear that is permeating everything we say or do.

It is great to have a reprieve from this, no matter how temporary.

Thanks again, and to all, a good day.




Oldprof, Rowly, Ratas y Ratones
I don't see anything wrong with amgems. Of course, i'm a little dyslexic.

My favorite cuss word story involves my wifem my aunt, my 5 year old daughter and my 3 yr old son. They were all going for a ride in my cranky old station wagon, which required a certain manipulation of the gas to get out of the garage on a cold day without stalling. So my wife stalled on the first try. Oh Shlt said the 3 year old. What did he say? said my shocked Aunt Martha. My wife hastily said I think he said Oh spit. No Mommy said my daughter. He said Oh shlt, because that's what you say when the car won't go.
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