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Friday, May 15, 2009
Burt Prelutsky :: Townhall.com Columnist
Uncivil Unions
by Burt Prelutsky
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I am one of those people who have loved baseball nearly my entire life. Even though I was born in Chicago and moved to L.A. when I was just a kid, I was never a fan of the Cubs, the White Sox or the Dodgers. Instead, I rooted for the Boston Red Sox, probably because of Ted Williams, who was not only the greatest hitter during my lifetime, but the man who gave up the better part of five seasons to serve his country as a Marine pilot during World War II and again in Korea.

As I grew older, I became even a greater fan because I appreciated the fact that a number of their greatest players, including Williams, Bobby Doerr, Jim Rice, Dom DiMaggio and Carl Yastrzemski, spent their entire careers with the team. However, by the end of 1995, I had grown totally disenchanted with the Sox, and not because they could never get past the Yankees. I was plenty used to that. What I couldn’t accept was their dumping future Hall of Famer Wade Boggs and sending 18-year veteran Dwight Evans off to finish his career with the Baltimore Orioles, while hiring one punk after another. By signing the likes of Jack Clark, Kevin Mitchell and Jose Canseco, they began to resemble baseball’s equivalent of the Oakland Raiders. It was as if they had sent their general manager down to the local post office to check out the Wanted posters on the wall.

When I finally gave up on them, I decided to root for the New York Yankees simply because I prefer the American League and I had always liked Bernie Williams, Paul O’Neill and their newly-signed manager, Joe Torre. Who knew that their young shortstop, a kid named Derek Jeter, would make such a huge difference?

All that being said, if my love of the game hadn’t been of such duration and depth, I would have given up on baseball a long time ago. That’s how much I hated the fact that Commissioner Bud Selig and the team owners didn’t merely turn a blind eye to the widespread use of steroids and human growth hormones, but winked at the cheaters.

Until the likes of Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwire, came along, home run hitters like Mantle, Mays, Snider and Schmidt, would hit 40, on rare occasion 50, homers in a season. Even Hank Aaron never hit more than 45. But suddenly 60 became commonplace.

As a result, all sorts of long-standing records were being broken. No longer were 500 home runs in a career such a big deal, and reaching that once magical number no longer guaranteed entry into the Hall of Fame.

Once Congress began holding hearings, Major League Baseball could no longer ignore the obvious facts. Even now, some of us consider the punishments for being found out to be the equivalent of wrist slaps. While I know some fans will regard Manny Ramirez’s 50-day suspension as a big deal, it will cost him less than eight million dollars in lost wages. Considering the fact that being a cheater has helped him earn at least 10 times that much over the past few years in Boston and L.A., it’s not a major loss to the Ramirez family. But, worse yet, thanks to the power of the Player’s Union, the 105 major leaguers who tested positive over the past couple of years might as well be in the Federal Witness Program, except they didn’t have to change their names and go into hiding after testifying against the Mob.

As a result of the Union’s stonewalling, all 750 players in the big leagues remain under a cloud of suspicion even though, theoretically, 86% of them are innocent.

Still, as bad as that is, I recently discovered that the L.A. Unified School District pays 160 teachers to stay home. These are teachers who are being “housed,” as they call it, while their fitness to teach is under review. These people have been accused of theft, drug possession and the sexual harassment of teenage students.

In some cases, the reviews, for some reason, take years to complete. In the meantime, even now when budget cuts are forcing layoffs of other teachers, the cost of keeping this deadwood on salary runs L.A.’s taxpayers $10 million-a-year. That doesn’t include the legal costs run up by the city’s having to fight the Union to get these 160 oafs out of education and into a different line; preferably, the one at the unemployment office.

But I’m afraid that whether we’re talking about baseball, public schools or the UAW, until the arrogant unions show that their concerns aren’t entirely selfish and short-sighted, most people will continue to regard them, at best, as necessary evils or, at worst, as unnecessary evils.

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I remember being in the stands watching
Cubs play the Athletics. It was 1908.
The tickets cost a nickel a piece. Although I was a kid they'd serve you a gallon mug of beer for 3 cents. I remember it was a pitching duel between the Cubs Ralph "Sciatica Back" Sullivan versus the Athletes legendary pitcher Carl "Drooling Fool" Buzinkowski. A naught to naught tie until the bottom of the 15th inning when the Cubs large first baseman Fred "Can't See My er ah..Feet" Snyder smashed a single run homer to win the game. I can still see Fred rounding third for home with that big $.025 fancy stogie dangling from his mouth. Priceless.

And, Finally...

Husker2
Location: MA
Reply # 37
Date: May 15, 2009 - 1:11 PM EST Where's our Oregon State Professor?
I wonder why we haven't heard from Dr. Douglas?

It sure seems like Burt's column was filled with hate and smears, and the professor should be on here telling us stupid neocons all about it.

~~~

Just a guess here.

Maybe he swallowed two large baseballs, thinking it was just another of his teabags.




If my ruminations suck, just say so.

I can take it.


They suck...


All unions suck.

All sports suck.

All politicains suck.

Just my thoughts.


a fun, low-cost night

Moonbat Exterminator Location: MI
Reply # 38
Date: May 15, 2009 - 1:17 PM EST
Wrigley Field 1973
Bleacher seat $1.50

========

In the 1960s, Dodger’s Stadium, Sat night

Tickets for my wife and daughter, $.50 ea

For my son and I, $1.50 ea

Parking within a few spots of the gate, $1

We got there early because we found the warm-up to be as interesting as the game.

The Angels and Dodgers both played in Dodger Stadium.

We often did not know the name of the visiting team, and sometimes we did not even know which was the home team that night.

It was a fun, low-cost night on the town.

Haven’t been there for 35 years, maybe.


Not Congress' Concern
As a fan, you do have a right to complain about the quality of the product of baseball. However, it is not a Congressional issue. It isn't the job of Congress to decide of the MLB can or can't let its players use steriods.

Records are not only meant to be broke, the playing field will never be even. We know more today about basic fitness and diet than we did 50 years ago. Are we to require our athletes to avoid high protien meals and cut their workout regimens by 75% to make sure that everything is equal with the guys from the 1940s?

Nothing will ever be "pure" as we gain knowledge and experience over time that those in the past never had. Even against the non-juiced players, Williams, Ruth, et al will barely qualify for the minors.

Great Article
I railed against the continued need for unions in a recent blog post, but I forgot all about the Players Union. Huge oversight, thanks for the reminder.

Manny was suspended for using
female hormones. Many are saying Manny is out on a maternity leave not a suspension!

thanks Burt for replying, that's
the first time i've seen that on TH, refreshing, always enjoy and almost always agree with your columns, even if you are a fan of the Evil Empire. How's that been working out for you this millennium?

Oh by the way ....
Unions serve no purpose other than to support the Union. Like most everything else, power corrupts and unions have been corrupted and now are part of the problem rather than the solution. Teacher's Unions protect worthless teachers, government unions protect people who would be fired in the real world. They make the cost of goods more than they should be and decrease the competitiveness of the companies that are union controlled. The union car factories do not make a better product than the non-union factories and the employees have no better standard of living. I think most of the non-union employees here in AL would rather stay non-union.

Charlie Hustle
As baseball turns a blind eye to this dangerous abuse, can't help but wonder why they keep blackballing Pete Rose.

DF in ALO

One more thing about minor league
baseball. I got to see both Bo Jackson and Michael Jordan play baseball here. Several Chicago Whitesox stars played minor league ball here too.

For jim in CA
Denny McLain of the Tigers did the same thing for Mickey Mantle during the Mick's last visit to Tiger Stadium

The Writer Stops By
I noticed a couple of readers took me to task because I didn't take Congress to task for the steroid hearings. That's because I didn't object to the hearings. For one thing, the integrity of the national pastime is important not just to me, but to millions of other fans, including impressionable kids, and nobody else was in a position to do battle with the player's union and with MLB in the person of Bud Selig. And for a second thing, considering the folks running Congress these days, it's a good thing to have them dealing with baseball and not the economy, national defense, the weather, foreign affairs or energy, things which, unlike baseball, they can really screw up!

Regards, Burt Prelutsky

Hank Aaron
is still the home run hero to me, Burt. I was raised a Democrat in union-loving teacher's home. In his later years, my dad became a Reagan Democrat and opposed the unions because they became too powerful. He believed that excessive power in the unions bred corruption and he started fighting against their dishonest and self-serving rules. There is a right and there is a wrong, Burt. That's how many of us were raised and that's what we still believe. Unions are a blotch on society because they are too powerful and corrupt. Just take a look at how they are directing our current POTUS with regard to California's budget concerns. At any rate, Hank is still the home run king and right is still right. God bless America!

Wrigley Field 1973
Bleacher seat $1.50
Beers $1.50 ea
More beers $1.50 ea
Afternoon of fun in sun w/friends priceless
My, how times have changed. The most Hank Aaron was paid per season $200,000.

Where's our Oregon State Professor?
I wonder why we haven't heard from Dr. Douglas?

It sure seems like Burt's column was filled with hate and smears, and the professor should be on here telling us stupid neocons all about it.

Rich not wealthy;
Your post reminded me. Years ago when I was young, I'm late fifties now, and experimenting with cigarettes, or my friends were. My dad who was a farm league player advised me against smoking. It's bad for your wind and your health, he said. Yet when we watched the games on weekends you always saw the pro's advertising cigarettes. When I called this to my dad's attention, he advised me that those guys are professionals. They were paid to do what they do.
Unions had their place many years ago. Many large companies negotiating for thousands of employees require some form of collective bargaining. Much like our elected representatives in Washington, these union representatives have become too powerful and self serving. Been there done that, now retired.

Burt
You forgot to mention one of the greatest pitchers Bob Feller.I have not watched a ball game for over ten years.I don't understand a player that bats 240 and still earn millions of dollars

One more Baseball story

Many years ago my daughter had a visiting friend from Phoenix, who wanted to see a Dodger Game. She bought the tickets, but that was one of the few games ever rained out (maybe April 21, 1967).

The friend had attended the same college as Rick Monday did, but I don’t remember if he actually met Monday, or just admired him.

My daughter could not take off work the next day, so I took him to the game. We were sitting down the left field line, and he was so excited when Monday came to bat. Imagine his thrill when Monday hit a foul ball directly to him. He caught it with one hand, and almost could not control his thrill.

A few years later my daughter visited his office in Phoenix, and that ball was on display on his desk. By now he was Vice President of whatever firm it was. The ball was one of his prize possessions.

===========

The most famous moment of Rick Monday's career, was on April 25, 1976, during a game at Dodger Stadium. Two protesters, ran into the outfield and tried to set fire to an American flag. Monday, then playing with the Cubs, dashed over and grabbed the flag from the ground to thunderous cheers.

When he came up to bat in the next half-inning, he got a standing ovation from the crowd and the big message board behind the left-field bleachers in the stadium flashed the message, "RICK MONDAY... YOU MADE A GREAT PLAY..."


HUH?
Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

On the subject of Baseball

On 04-01-1963, Duke Snider was Sold by Los Angeles Dodgers to New York Mets.

Three weeks later, on May 22, 1963, he played his first game against the Dodgers, and I happened to be in the stands in a seat on the First Base line, half way up the stands, on the expense account, with one of my customers.

Don Drysdale was pitching when Duke came to bat, and the Dodgers were leading. After a couple of pitches, I noticed that Drysdale touched his hat, gave a nod and a smile, and Snider smiled and nodded.

The next pitch was right over the plate, then right over the right field fence. As he rounded the bases, both Don and Duke could hardly keep from laughing.

I was not the only one in the stands who noticed that, but I get no response when I ask for a comment from any Dodger. I would love to see the video replay.


I am a union member
There is serious truth to most of the posts here about the origins of labor unions and their protections regarding work place safety and worker wages, however, some of these unions have become so bloated at the top, they are incapable of dealing rightly or fairly with the business owners to the extent the owners would rather let the business go elsewhere and begin all over again with the very conditions that implemented the unions to begin with.

Meanwhile, a union member still has to pay the dues, regardless of if there are jobs enough for them. Meaning, the top members of union admin get paid regardless of the majority of their membership even being employed.

Ridiculous!
Note: no state or city government workers in CA are getting laid off, but the private sector is 15% and growing in unemployment.

I don't usually disagree with Burt...
... but Congress has no business sticking their noses into steroid use in MLB.

We have terrorists trying to kill us, an economy in shambles because of CRA and other incompetent regulation, SS going broke, the Treasury printing money like the Weimar Republic, Nancy Pelosi having a foodfight with Obama and the CIA over interrogation techniques that were discontinued years ago, hundreds of thugs at Gitmo that the courts are going to set free IN OUR COUNTRY, a rise in violence in both Afghanistan and Iraq, new violence in Pakistan by America-hating muslims who are within 60 miles of Pakistan's nukes, two of the three remaining US car companies going belly up, 9% unemployment and rising, a stagnant stock market, and an administration that chips away another chunk of the Constitution every time the President turns on his teleprompter.

In other words, Congress has already done enough damage. They should leave sports alone.

The real harm the Players Union has done has nothing to do with steroids. The real harm is the Players Union has made it so expensive for parents to take their kids to the game that they can only afford to go once a year. In this economy many can't afford to go at all.

In 1968 I saw the Tigers play more than a dozen times. I saw Denny McClain pitch three times, winning three of his 31 victories that year (the last pitcher to win 30 in a season).

The cost:

Ticket - $1.00
Hot dog - $1.00
24 oz. of Coca Cola - $1.00

Compare those prices to what you pay now and then thank the Players Union for the inflation.

Lolo
Comparing Africa to America?!?!?! I think Looney Lilly has prescription drug plan and that she takes DOUBLE DOSES of Vicodin.

I was a fan of baseball
until they went 'on strike.'

That 'struck out' with me.

Haven't looked back.

Be it resolved
I shall endeavor with great vigor to never spend my money on any Union Made products!

lilly
Your comparisons of America to Africa are like comparing an onion to orange. If you are going to equate something, at least equate equal things...but you can't can you? That is because America is without equal.

If you want to know
what unions are doing in America...take a good hard look at California!

The unions own this state lock, stock, and barrel and have ruined it. Unions are nothing more than a polite way of cloaking communism. A collective is a collective, and the focus of the collective doesn't change that.

Government Unions
Some unions years ago may have been necessary to protect strong arm bosses who may have taken advantage of workers if no opposition had been present.

The stronger the unions became,the more we heard of ruthless union bosses who acted to control the businesses,not to help the employees. Those bad reputations remain a problem with good reason.

Now,we have a president who has been conected to the terrible union bosses in Chicago,where the worst criminal dirty tricks happened. He is beholden to those same union bosses for aiding and abetting his election.

ACORN,the unions ,community organizers,and other Obama cronies are now joining forces to take and run the country as they please. It is out of our control and will be the death of this nation if something isn't done.


Burt
Hank Aaron hit 47 homers in 1971. Other than that slight faux pas, EXCELLENT COLUMN! Labor Unions are LEGALIZED THEIVERY by LIBERAL COWARDS!

BTW I have been a baseball fan since I was in the crib.

Wherever You Look,
You will find that unions take from their members to support actions their members don't want. Unions used to protect workers from abuse by management, but we have laws that do that now. Rather than ensure a workforce that is the best people available, unions protect those that are the worst. We need to get back to the point where unions protect good employees and help management get rid of bad ones.

John Freshwater of Mount Vernon, OH
Has been suspended from his teaching career. He is an award winning science teacher of over 20 years. He dared to keep a Bible on his desk for those 20 years and to answer questions about evolution truthfully. He has been falsely accused of burning crosses onto children's arms. His students have all stood up for him bringing their Bibles to school and speaking out against the false accusations of the 2 parents that desire to make some money by suing the school. The district has spent a quarter million dollars against him in a school district that is suffering for lack funds. He has not recieved a paycheck for a year. The AP has reported false stories about him purposefully. He is having to pay for a lawyer out of pocket to protect himself. That is what is happening to good people in this country.
Look his story up and help support him if you are able. Crooks get paid to sit around and good people go bankrupt trying to protect themselves from evil liars.

Glad I'm a fooball fan instead of
baseball, since, of course, we all know there was never any steroid problem in the NFL.

Anyone who switches from the Red
Sox to being a Yankee fan, either is a psychopath with no moral fibre, and has no business with a syndicated column. Sorry, Manny Ramirez, couldn't have happened to a worse guy.

Burt, I have to agree with MerryColin,
Congress has no business sticking their noses into any business, whether that be baseball or autos or banks.

My solution, since fans want to see monster homeruns and lots of them, legalize steroids for professional athletes but if a high school or college athlete is caught using them, banned for life, no appeal. I am talking clear steroid use and not some side chemical in a regular prescription drug taken for a legitimate condition. While we have a responsibility to protect our youth, we have no business telling adults what they can or can't do to themselves. Black markets only flourish where items are banned.

"If it is to be...
it is up to me." A little slogan that I have lived by since childhood. Being taught that my words and my actions had consequences and that a good character and reputation were the most valuable assets a person could possess.

Another was, "If it is worth doing, it is worth doing right." Excellence in all endeavors was the goal and mediocrity was not desired.

Today it seems that mediocrity is the standard and excellence is suspect because so much of the time it longer involves honor or self sacrifice.

My Dad was a Yankees fan. He taught me to throw a baseball correctly, telling me that just because I was a girl was no excuse for not doing it properly. It wasn't that he had dreams that his little girl would someday play in a World Series, it was just a matter of knowing how to do things right.

When government is in charge of our health care, I may start seeing a veterinarian.

You get what you ask for.

With a Liberal society there is no right or wrong. Just Politically correctness.

Mr P
Thanks so much for including Mike Schmidt in a list with Mays, Mantle and Snider. Phillies fans think that Schmitty rarely gets his due- had he played in Ney York he would have been given much greater accord. Not only was he an amazing home run hitter, he was also a tremendous clutch hitter. People often forget about his many gold gloves won at the "hot corner". Thanks again.

Doug
I have a name for the symptoms you are talking about. It's a religion I call Getoveronemism. I've seen people justify theft just to Get Over On 'Em. Lying and cheating are fine if you can Get Over On 'Em. Even if doing something is cheaper, easier, and faster to do it the right way, they'll do it in a jury rigged manner if that means they can Get Over On 'Em.

Thanks, but NO thanks
We may have to pay those Socialist UAW Members to produce a Chevy with a Hammer & Sickle replacing the "bow-tie", but Obama can't force us to buy it. I'll stick with my cheap South Korean vehicles. They're made here, by non-union labor, and South Korea never bombed Pearl Harbor.

Burt
Long ago in a land far away unions had a place and probably did good things. Today, as with the national government, power grabbing have overtaken and overshadow the base principles upon which they were formed/founded.

Great article and to this point, civil comment thread as well.

Burt,

Burt,

'Tis a fine Irish lad ye would make.

Ye even look like a leprechaun.

And yea, ye warm the cockles of me heart!

Ye are my favorite columnist.

Faith and begorra!

Ye are not as fair as Coulter or Malkin , my next two choices, but ye tickle me funnybone.

My fair friend Ann Coulter has more of me humor, but she absolutely refuses my offers of conversre.

I am offended, I am not worthy.

Oh, and all unions suck.

They are the scabrous, pustuos boils on the cheeks of our netherworld.



Organized for Failure
How times have changed: President Ronald Reagan fired the air traffic controllers because of their noncompliance with the law and President Barack Obama rewards the General Motors' union, whose piggish lobbying, in a large part, is responsible for the Automobile company's collapse.

Unions and socialism go together and always create a toxic brew.

Hold on a minute!
Burt, I thought that when your article mentioned congressional hearings on baseball that you would finish up ridiculing Congress. After all, where in the constitution is Congress charged with taking up regulation and inquiry in sports? Please don't tell me it's in the commerce clause as that would be a reach at best.

How can a bunch of bozos who cannot keep their own affairs in order, let alone address those of the nation, feel in any way that they are qualified or justified in sticking their noses into this one? This is nuts! What next? Rules for T-ball on school playgrounds on the weekend?
I'm disappointed that your passion about baseball clouded the REAL issue here. There isn't anything new about drug using players; we do not need Congress to confirm it. Oh, maybe I am missing something; Congress will rewrite the rules and set the players salaries if they get a chance.

To GreenDay
Do you really think that in the 21st century health care should be "a luxury, earned through a life of dedicated work"? Today I happened to see a newspaper column about how in certain African countries a huge number of children used to go blind because of a certain vitamin deficiency, and how government programs to supply inexpensive vitamin pills has reversed that, resulting in many fewer blind children. Do you consider vision to be a luxury?

Honor/Principles-Call It Whatever!!
I raised two Step Kids (others used that term, not me)Many years ago.. To this day both Kids tell me that the most important/meaningful thing I ever gave them was the CONVICTION that "If U don't have Good Human Principle, U don't have ANYTHING"..My Biological ones took a little longer to convince, but they GOT THERE!! CHEERS

60
is the new 45.

Doug: I agree with you. Add in a little accountability and personal responsibility to boot. How many things today do people see as 'human rights' that were luxuries, earned through a life of dedicated work only a generation ago (cradle to grave free health care and a house come to mind).

Unions
I remember seeing Teamsters cross picket lines in Seattle. Brotherhood? Honor? Solidarity? Please! It's a CYA pact... bringing the NLRB between you and what you deserve.

A simple rule should apply: Either every American has the full force of the federal govt behind his job, or none does.

What's missing
It seems that modern society is lacking something vital. I think it's Honor. We've gotten to the point where getting away with something is a laudable goal. Standing up for the truth, taking your medicine or doing the right thing are passe. Nancy Pelosi knows she's lying; she knows we know she's lying, but she's going to stick with her story because she has no honor. Listening to Douglas MacArthur's farewell speech on his retirement still makes me proud of my country and its heroes. "Duty, Honor, Country" are words we should all live by. And not just in the military, but sports, politics and every other endeavor in our lives. If you have no honor, your achievements mean nothing.
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