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Monday, August 13, 2007
Burt Prelutsky :: Townhall.com Columnist
A political primer
by Burt Prelutsky
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Nothing that I’ve written recently has stirred up the hornets quite as much as a piece in which I declared my support for Rudy Giuliani. I can’t say I was too shocked. After all, aside from religion and, in certain strange circles, TV soap operas, there’s little that Americans feel more passionately about than partisan politics.

Frankly, the only thing about the response that surprised me was that I was mainly raked over the coals by Ron Paul’s disciples. I barely heard from Fred Thompson’s fans and not at all from Mitt Romney’s supporters. Make of that what you will.

The truth of the matter is that, aside from his coming across as the world’s biggest sourpuss, I really have nothing against Mr. Paul, except for the fact that he’d have no chance of defeating Sen. Clinton in 2008. The best he could do is be a third party spoiler in the tradition of Ross Perot and Ralph Nader, thus ensuring that Hillary would get to move back into the White House and once again train all the mirrors to assure her that she’s the fairest of them all.

When I stated my preference for Mr. Giuliani, I mentioned that I liked the way he spoke, I appreciated his forthright approach to Islamic fanaticism and his vow to appoint strict constructionists to the Supreme Court. What I neglected to point out is that he is a high profile personality who, unlike Ron Paul, might be able to raise the obscene amount of money required to run a successful presidential campaign. What’s more, unlike the other Republican hopefuls, he might actually be able to carry such Democratic strongholds as New York and New Jersey.

Ron Paul’s fans wanted to assure me that they would never lower themselves to vote for a social liberal like Giuliani. I found it odd that many of them didn’t seem to mind in the least lowering themselves to the gutter when sharing their opinion of Rudy and me. In fact, after I shared some of their more colorful comments with my wife, she said, “They make it sound like Giuliani is running an abortion clinic, and that you’re his nurse.”

What I should make clear is that when it comes to politicians -- even those I support -- I do not regard them as heroic figures. That sort of respect I reserve for firemen, cops and members of the military. The way I view our elected representatives is with an extremely jaundiced eye. I often find myself thinking that if only there were a way to turn all the stupidity, cowardice and hypocrisy, in Washington, D.C., into electrical power, Byrd, Biden, Boxer, Kennedy and Kerry, alone, could light up the eastern seaboard.

All I expect from a politician is that he and I see eye to eye on a few major issues, and that he or she can defeat the various Socialists, Communists and liberal pinheads, with a (D) after their name. Continued...

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Ah, yes. Winning a popularity contest...
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...is the only qualification needed for Commander-in-Chief status.

Gives some notion of why they've done so damned badly at the job for most of the past century and more. The last one we knew who actually had the qualifications (C&GSC, War College, actual experience in command of anything bigger than an artillery battery) was Eisenhower, and he's not given the sort of credit that honest analysis of his presidential career would dispassionately confer.

And, yeah, Dole *would* have been "a far sight different" from Waco Willie.

Cholera is "a far sight different" from bowel cancer, too.

You fumbling at something resembling a point, son?

By and large, the Republicrat faction of the Permanent Institutional Incumbent Party does a lousy job of selecting candidates. Ever since the '60s (when I began paying attention to the PIIP's internicine bloatfests), I've been able to predict the Republicrat presidential candidate without fail.

He's always the guy with the biggest bankroll of bribes - er, "campaign contributions" - in January of the election year.

Ideas, competence, even simple palatability don't matter at all to the Republicrat rank and file.

What does it for them is money.

Hell, it's certainly nice and simple, isn't it?

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"Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods."

..--H.L. Mencken


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SJ_doc sounds
like you talked to some wonderful people. as to not voting for the aboved mentioned in the next election I was refering to the primary. As for qualifications for cic the difference between your family members and george bush was the national election, hate to bring it to reality for ya but there it is. As for Dole and me not knowing him I followed his career for some years never really liked him much however that doesnt mean he wouldnt have been a far sight different then Clinton.
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