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Saturday, October 24, 2009
Brent Bozell :: Townhall.com Columnist
Losing "Reality"
by Brent Bozell
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The "Balloon Boy" hoax spellbound the entire country Oct. 15. Everyone empathized with the situation of the supposedly floating child or the supposedly distraught parents. But the real problem was different. It was the increasingly sickening blur between reality and "reality" TV.

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Skepticism about the boy in the balloon should have begun -- and coverage should have ended -- the second journalists learned that the family had made two appearances on the ABC "reality" show called "Wife Swap," where families switch mothers to dramatic effect. But maybe it was hard to imagine that someone would be so desperate for attention that they would squander thousands and thousands of government dollars getting everyone from the county sheriff to the Federal Aviation Administration involved in a lie.

In the desperate search for the cliched 15 minutes of fame, many Americans have gravitated to trying out for "reality" shows, often with the goal of parlaying an appearance into a broader television career -- acting, hosting, perhaps losing dramatically on "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?"

In some cases, they went to regain the fame lost. That is perhaps the most embarrassing. (See DeLay, Tom.)

Back to the Balloon Boy. Richard and Mayumi Heene, the people responsible for suckering America, first met at an acting school in Hollywood. Richard pursued careers in acting and standup comedy and flopped, so he took up the shtick of amateur scientist. During his time on "Wife Swap," ABC played up the oddity: "Mom Mayumi is devoted to helping her fringe scientist and inventor husband Richard build a flying saucer and hunt for UFOs as they hope to find evidence to support their belief that all humans are descended from aliens." He told of once passing out in a fast-food restaurant and hearing aliens speak to him. He boasted of his plans to build a flying saucer covered in aluminum foil and send it into a tornado.

Now he's looking for a new career making license plates. Continued...

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Founder and President of the Media Research Center, Brent Bozell runs the largest media watchdog organization in America.
 
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Remember Hedy Lamarr?

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A Heene License Plate On A Flying Saucer
That's what I'd like to see I'm as dumb as the next guy and the producers of all these really great reality TV shows should cater to me, I buy most of those products that advertise on their shows, thanks to that weight loss cream my belly is getting slightly smaller, no fooling, especially when I stand sideways in the mirror, that penispill advertised is making my Johnson look huge.
Yeah baby Yeah! Keep me dumb and revited Mr. Reality Show Producerman, that way President Barry and his spread the wealth around bastids can force Universal Hellcare for Illegals and Death Panels for Grandma and Grandpa and anything else they can think off down my dumb Black throat. Those real housewives of Atlanta are hot, cmon on let's get real and use our imaginations now, I got a pitch for ya since I'm one of the dummies you're catering too.
How's about Rich Heene in jail putting license plates on flying saucers his reality TV husband "Bubba" rubbing on some of that peniscream in the background we're taking real pay-per-view Barney Frank type drama here.
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