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Saturday, September 29, 2007
Brent Bozell :: Townhall.com Columnist
The Frustrated Family Hour
by Brent Bozell
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The new fall season of television has begun. Oh, joy. What creative license has Hollywood taken now? How will this industry top -- because it always must top -- last year's shock? You're a parent. You come home, open the TV book and see listings like this:

"BONES (Season Premiere): A skull smashes through the windshield of a car driven by a group of teenagers on the freeway; a trail of suspects leads Brennan and Booth to a strange cannibalistic society."

A late-night offering for adults? Think again. Fox airs this gruesome twosome tracking the cannibals at 8 p.m. eastern time, 7 p.m. central, otherwise long known as the "family hour" of prime-time television. Once upon a time, network programmers applied the brakes of restraint during the first hour, because children were watching. Today, they're slamming on the accelerator -- shamelessly offering the forbidden fruits of raunchy sex and ultraviolence to kids.

For crude sex jokes, there's the brand-new CBS comedy "The Big Bang Theory." No, this has nothing to do with science. The "big bang" is ... yuk, yuk, yuk. The show is about two physics geeks living across the hallway from a beautiful waitress who is way out of their league. The entire series begins with an awkward trip to a sperm bank, which sets up this family-hour punch line:

Pretty Neighbor: "So, what do you guys do for fun around here?"

Science Geek: "Well, today we tried masturbating for money."

Do you have children, maybe grandchildren? Just imagine them watching this show. Thank you, Hollywood.

The problem only seems to get worse. The Parents Television Council recently completed its latest study of family-hour programming on the networks during the 2006-2007 season. The numbers astound.

Since 2000-2001, violent content during the family hour has increased 52 percent. Sexual content is up 22 percent. Foul language is down 25 percent since 2000-2001. But wait. The decrease is almost entirely due to the drop in less objectionable words like "crap" and "hell." The major curse words have hardly declined at all, just 3 percent. Continued...

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Founder and President of the Media Research Center, Brent Bozell runs the largest media watchdog organization in America.
 
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South Park
The7Sticks writes: " you hate "South Park"... Well, sucks to you."

Indeed. BIG sucks.

On Monday, I watched the episode with 'goobacks,' the result of some ectoplasmic goo required to travel backwards through the Terminator-style time portal looking for jobs. Hilarious!

As usual, the boys worked the best solution: make the future (read: Central America/Mexico) better. Pity the crowd shouting over on the immigration threads are not as smart as those fourth graders...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!
I guess I'm one of those people who is laughing about "poisoning" children, even though I'm just an ordinary 20-year-old who has no access to the TV networks. I don't believe it is poisoning children, just as long as you aren't dumb enough to let children watch any TV show past 8:30. By the way, I'm an ardent Family Guy fan, so watch where you spew your B.S., OK?
P.S. The creators of "South Park" hate "Family Guy." Why don't you join forces with them to mock them? Oh, that's right... you hate "South Park"... Well, sucks to you.
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