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Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Austin Bay :: Townhall.com Columnist
Potholes Swallowing Martyrs
by Austin Bay
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So Iran's nuclear facilities may ultimately be bombed. I've no doubt Iran's cagey mullahs have an "intent to acquire" nuclear weapons. But -- as I told my Arab interlocutor -- a U.S. or Israeli strike on Iran benefits the ruling thugs politically. It may well harm Iran's domestic opposition.

"So," he laughed, "do you say (U.N. and EU) economic and political sanctions will work (on the Iranians)?"

"They will have an effect, as well as targeting the bank accounts of the most corrupt officials. But the truth is, we have their carefully created martyr myth surrounded ... in Gaza, Palestine.

"Now," I continued, "before you tell me about the Arab street, like some Los Angeles Times commentator, think for a moment about Gaza. It has become Hamastan. In Gaza, Hamas has no Lebanese government to creep beneath and confuse the issue of borders. In fact, Gaza has borders, which are sealable by Egypt and Israel. The photos of Hamas gunmen executing Fatah security men in the street (from mid-2007) sharply define the Palestinian Hamas-Fatah civil war. That split and those photos limit the propaganda blast from the usual anti-American and anti-Israeli sources who, I suspect, will scream their mantra as the siege of Gaza proceeds.

"And yes, that siege is an attack on Iran and Hezbollah, for in Gaza the martyrs become responsible for jobs, sewers, garbage and potholes. Suicide bombs and rockets fired at Israel don't provide jobs or fix sewers. If Fatah is smart, it will make sure the BBC and Fox record every moment of Gaza's decay. The ultimate impotence of Iran, Hamas and Hezbollah -- the endgame of their bravado and belligerence -- will be on display. It's actually Khomeinist Iran in miniature, potholes swallowing the martyrs' revolution."

"You are sure this is an attack on Iran?"

"On nearly 30 years of Iranian policy."

"But what if the Israelis and Egyptians do not sustain this siege?"

"Then Iran gets over, and we lose, and your justified fears are confirmed. Hamas hates Egypt's government, however, and Iran says it will nuke Israel. Here's the weakness in this attack. The weak card, the wild card is, Fatah. It has to fix the potholes in the West Bank instead of stealing aid money. The coup de grace is a revitalized Palestinian West Bank versus Gaza's dead zone and Iranian-inspired hopelessness."

"This might work over time, but not in the short run. We are vulnerable in the short run."

"Yes," I agreed, sadly, "the short run is a risk."

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Austin Bay Austin Bay is author of three novels. His third novel, The Wrong Side of Brightness, was published by Putnam/Jove in June 2003. He has also co-authored four non-fiction books, to include A Quick and Dirty Guide to War: Third Edition (with James Dunnigan, Morrow, 1996).
 
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You wrote "When their president calls for the anihiliation of America and Israel,..."

Tell me if you will, how is Iran going to hit the U.S.A. with enough nukes (or anything else) to anihilate it? Are you aware of a weapons delivery system in their arsenal that can provide them with this ability?

Now Israel is a different situation all together. Iran currently possesses a weapons delivery system that can reach Israel. The curious thing about that is Iran has, up to this point, not directly attacked Israel. But then Iran has never in it's history started a war. I know that sounds impossible. I did not believe it either but it is true. They have been involved in a lot of wars and they support others who cause trouble in the world but they have never attempted to invade or anihilate anyone.

Don't get me wrong. If it were up to me I would have turned large sections of the mid-east into glass. I am just tired of all the fear-mongering:

Iraq has WMD's

If we leave Iraq the terrorists will follow us home! (how would they do that? they have a navy or air force I am unaware of?)

Mushroom clouds

Axis of Evil (Did Stan Lee come up with that?)

Since when is America called "The Homeland"? (sounds way too much like "The Motherland" to me)

Our intelligence agencies say we are in constant danger of being attacked! (the same ones that thought there were WMD's in Iraq. and you believed them, Also the same ones who now say Iran is not developing nukes but now you don't believe them. interesting)

How quickly
liberals are to believe that Iran isn't a nuclear threat. I guess the 3,000 centrifuges and uranium they've developed are all for peaceful purposes. When their president calls for the anihiliation of America and Israel, he doesn't mean it. When Iran holds parades and news conferences when it reaches another nuclear milestone, we shouldn't sweat it. After all, didn't liberals buy into the "we promise not to use the nuclear technolgy Pres. Clinton gave us to build bombs" North Korea promised. Notice how liberals never, ever bring that up? Or Kosovo for that matter. We're still wasting money there with no end in sight and for what? Why did we go to war there anyway? Pray tell us libs. Sorry, but I simply don't trust you with America's security and our enemies certainly think you lack the cahones to defend her as well.
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