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Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Austin Bay :: Townhall.com Columnist
Palestine's Crooks And Kooks
by Austin Bay
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"Vote for the crook, not the kook."

That visually parallel phrase assumes that political criminality requires an appreciation of reality and consequences that political fanaticism inevitably lacks. The sleazy opportunist is less dangerous than the obsessed ideologue.

As a slogan "crook over kook" had immediate currency during Louisiana's 1991 gubernatorial campaign, which pitted the ethically challenged Edwin Edwards against former Ku Klux Klansman David Duke. It reappeared in the 2002 French presidential election, when the slimy, smarmy, prevaricating Jacques Chirac defeated Jean-Marie Le Pen, an ex-paratrooper and arguably "Old Europe's" best-known neo-fascist.

Duke and Le Pen employed militant swagger and an updated "code language" richly littered with implicit violence. Both traits characterize the political fringe, and to the credit of Louisiana and France the kooks went down to defeat.

As for the victorious crooks? Readers may gag, but Louisiana and France are democracies with the rule of law. Ex-Governor Edwards ultimately went to jail. Ex-President Chirac now faces a judicial inquiry investigating several scandals during Chirac's tenure as the mayor of Paris.

These poor alternatives are a common political motif, though "human affliction" may be a more apt description. The crook and the kook run for city council and school board. The crook intends to shovel contracts to contractor pals. The kook wants to lard school textbooks with conspiratorial drivel.

But these American manifestations are merely irritating; neither is murderous nor nation-shattering.

Pity the Palestinians. Their crooks -- the corrupt Fatah -- and their kooks --Islamist Hamas -- both rule by the gun, not law. They had an election in 1996 where the crooks prevailed. In 2006, the kooks took control of the state-let.

The United States and Europe have decided to back the crooks. It's not quite an echo of Louisiana 1991 and France 2002, but at the three-by-five card level of analysis, the United States, Europe and Israel are making the same bet: that the corrupt Fatah, defeated in the latest flare-up of Palestinian civil war, understands the benefits of cooperation far better than Hamas' firebrand ideologues.

Will Fatah seize the opportunity?

Fatah's gratefully dead Great Leader, Yasser Arafat, left a bitter legacy of missed opportunities. Three years ago I wrote that Arafat's biggest mistake was his rejection of the summer 2000 peace deal engineered by Israel's Prime Minister Ehud Barak and President Bill Clinton. I still think that's the case. The Barak-Clinton deal would have given the Palestinians a Palestine, and Arafat the state that could have transformed him from state-less killer to statesman.

Any deal would have ignited an internecine Palestinian war between Palestinian secularists and Islamists, but instead of waging that necessary civil war with the support of the United States and Israel, Arafat chose renewed intifada. Arafat gambled that "internationalizing" the issue of Palestinian statehood might result in a "better deal." It did not.

During his presidency, Arafat allegedly stole a billion dollars, filched from aid scams and rackets. His played classic the "Strong Man's Game": l'etat c'est moi. That stunted Palestinian political development.

Today the civil war between the secularists and Islamists is raging anyway.

At the moment it is a fettered sort of civil war, with Hamas and Fatah security men fighting gang-like battles complete with street executions and rampage captured on television. Several commentators have suggested the latest Gaza shootouts (which Hamas won) were a preview of Iraq following a precipitate coalition military withdrawal. It is that, but in the larger picture it is also a sad reminder of the consequences of tyrannical rule by force.

Hamas has several advantages over Fatah. Iran and Syria have provided funds and weapons, giving it a tactical military advantage. Compared to Fatah, Hamas is far less corrupt, which is a political advantage. Fatah, however, may have the strategic advantage of offering an economically prosperous and physically secure future, a real-world future rather than Hamas' apocalyptic Islamism.

American, European, Israeli and now Egyptian support means extraordinary political and financial assets. Israeli intelligence cooperation certainly gives Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas' rump Palestinian government a leg up in stabilizing the West Bank, which Fatah still controls. Given the levels of assistance Abbas can expect, within two years the West Bank could prosper. Hamastan (Gaza) would slide in Islamist misery.

To seize the opportunity, Fatah must transition from a corrupt collection of local oligarchs to focused nation builders. Is it likely? If they don't they face either execution by Hamas death squads, or permanent exile.

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Austin Bay Austin Bay is author of three novels. His third novel, The Wrong Side of Brightness, was published by Putnam/Jove in June 2003. He has also co-authored four non-fiction books, to include A Quick and Dirty Guide to War: Third Edition (with James Dunnigan, Morrow, 1996).
 
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Reminds me
Every time I see a discussion of Fatah and Hamas, they remind me of an original Star Trek episode: "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield " about 2 aliens from the same planet that has been at war for so long that they are the only survivors and they still can't stop warring with each other.

"Kook vs Crook" not really apt
In the case of "Palestinians", the choice was always between kooky crooks (Arafat and Fatah) and crooked kooks (Hamas is like Taliban--pictures of Mullah Omar's house showed that Taliban was as corrupt as Najibullah's communists).

For Shimon, I'll give you an accurate perspective of Islam--courtesy of India's first Law Minister Dr. B.R. Ambedkar. His statement was that Islam was "worse than Hinduism"--when you combine this with his statement on Hinduism as "a religion which delegates off an entire group of people to no commerce even as much as a touch--its name should in fact be INFAMY" (Ambedkar was born a "dalit", and near the end of his life became Buddhist--fulfilling a promise that he "would not die a Hindu"), Islam is shown to be indeed unreformable evil!

shimon
Of course Jews should fear Christians- you guys killed JC! Just kidding! Actually, much of Christian America supports the tiny nation of Israel. I am wholly on the Israeli side of the equation. For me it is simple- one side does all it can to avoid civilian casualties while the other side intentionally inflicts them. Pretty easy to pick out the evil there. One thing about Jews does bother me and that is the word "goyim" and how it is used. I believe that it is loosely translated to "cow" and is used to describe non-Jews. You might care to notice that Christians do not have a word, much less a very derisive one, to describe non- Christians. I think that the Jews and Christians should be a lot closer than they are, particularly given our support of Israel and wish that Jews would stop using such a derogatory term in reference to us.

shimon
I was surprised to hear jews fear christians. The religious right is very supportive of Israel. Jews support the dems but that party as represented by the muslim lover Carter will betray them at every opportunity. Perhaps Israel should re=assess who their friends are, and jews in america should take a more serious look at the dems/socialist who are working to destroy this country. Unless of course they are comfortable with socialism

CVN65
The word Goyim, plural of goy, means nothing more than a non Jew. It really is that simple. It has nothing at all to do with cows.
I'm not sure where Shimon gets the idea that Israelis see Christians as an enemy.Unless he's referring to the past when there pogroms and Jews lived in fear of their lives at the hands of their Cristian neighbors. Today most Israelis do recognize the threat that Islam is to Israel, indeed the whole world.

Goyim
Goy (plurial Goyim) simply means nation. "The Goyim" are the [non-Israelite] nations. Nothing cowish at all about it.

Packrat
Good reference.

Quite frankly
the Palestinians are incapable of self governance. If they were there would have been a Palestine all along. They would not have needed UN permission to form a state because one would have already existed. At the very least one would have formed with the creation of Israel. They are more interested in racism, poverty, and death.

lolo
I suppose if I was raised to hate I might be the same as those pathetic palestians. I make no excuses for these pathetic haters and killers but like the farmer planting corn, those seeds of hatred haved yielded a banner crop. For those who think there will ever be a change in attitude concerning respect for each other let alone acknowledging the right of Israel to exist. My immediate guess is along two lines: never and perhaps if all the adults went to paradise tonight and those just born haven't yet been turned into haters.

Why Arafat rejected Oslo.
He might have become a statesman by accepting the Oslo Accords, but he would have been a dead statesman about 5 minutes after getting off the plane in Palestine.
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