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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Ann Coulter :: Townhall.com Columnist
Obama's Recipe For Change Not My Cup of Tea
by Ann Coulter
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I had no idea how important this week's nationwide anti-tax tea parties were until hearing liberals denounce them with such ferocity. The New York Times' Paul Krugman wrote a column attacking the tea parties, apologizing for making fun of "crazy people." It's OK, Paul, you're allowed to do that for the same reason Jews can make fun of Jews.

On MSNBC, hosts Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow have been tittering over the similarity of the name "tea parties" to an obscure homosexual sexual practice known as "tea bagging." Night after night, they sneer at Republicans for being so stupid as to call their rallies "tea bagging."

Every host on Air America and every unbathed, basement-dwelling loser on the left wing blogosphere has spent the last week making jokes about tea bagging, a practice they show a surprising degree of familiarity with.

Except no one is calling the tea parties "tea bagging" -- except Olbermann and Maddow. Republicans call them "tea parties."

But if the Republicans were calling them "tea-bagging parties," the MSNBC hosts would have a fantastically hilarious segment for viewers in San Francisco and the West Village and not anyplace else in the rest of the country. On the other hand, they're not called "tea-bagging parties." (That, of course refers to the cocktail hour at Barney Frank's condo in Georgetown.)

You know what else would be hilarious? It would be hilarious if Hillary Clinton's name were "Ima Douche." Unfortunately, it's not. It was just a dream. Most people would wake up, realize it was just a dream and scrap the joke. Not MSNBC hosts.

The point of the tea parties is to note the fact that the Democrats' modus operandi is to lead voters to believe they are no more likely to raise taxes than Republicans, get elected and immediately raise taxes.

Apparently, the people who actually pay taxes consider this a bad idea.

Obama's biggest shortcoming is that he believes the things believed by all Democrats, which have had devastating consequences every time they are put into effect. Among these is the Democrats' admiration for raising taxes on the productive.

All Democrats for the last 30 years have tried to stimulate the economy by giving "tax cuts" to people who don't pay taxes. Evidently, offering to expand welfare payments isn't a big vote-getter.

Even Bush had a "stimulus" bill that sent government checks to lots of people last year. Guess what happened? It didn't stimulate the economy. Obama's stimulus bill is the mother of all pork bills for friends of O and of Congressional Democrats. ("O" stands for Obama, not Oprah, but there's probably a lot of overlap.)

And all that government spending on the Democrats' constituents will be paid for by raising taxes on the productive.

Raise taxes and the productive will work less, adopt tax shelters, barter instead of sell, turn to an underground economy -- and the government will get less money. Continued...

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Ann Coulter is a columnist and author of Guilty: Liberal Victims and Their Assault On America.
 
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CUP OF TEA
Ann, I can not believe how gullible you and the rest of the right are. The dictator (obama), Soros & the rest of the National Socialists have planned to destroy the USA for years. If you really care...look to the ideas and goals of people like Margaret Sanger. They want a world population of 20 or 30 million. They hate God and worship the earth, and to them: THE MEANS DO JUSTIFY THE ENDS. I believe that it is too late for the northeast, great lakes & the west coast. The kakistocracy that has taken over the government is becoming more fascist every day...i.e. loss of gun rights, government takeover of businesses & banks, loss of religious freedom, world currency, world laws that trump the Constitution, fairness doctrine, federal police force(Gestapo), government health care.......IT IS OVER!!! To all people who love the Lord, who love liberty, come to Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana...Alaska. When the people of this country were oppressed by England they separated, parted ways. We must strengthen the things that remain that are ready to die. The time is at hand.

Brilliant Ann!
The best article ever written. Brilliant, right, and hilarious. The commie pinkos in California exposed as well as the Socialist Master in the White House.

Taxes make us POOR and HARM free markets. If liberal socialists don't get it after reading this article............... they never will get it.
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