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Wednesday, April 08, 2009
Ann Coulter :: Townhall.com Columnist
Let's All Surrender Our Weapons -- You First!
by Ann Coulter
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The rash of recent shooting incidents has led people who wouldn't know an AK-47 from a paintball gun to issue demands for more restrictions on guns. To be sure, it's hard to find any factor in these shootings that could be responsible -- other than the gun.

So far, this year's public multiple shootings were committed by:

-- Richard Poplawski, 23, product of a broken family, expelled from high school and dishonorably discharged from the Marines, who killed three policemen in Pittsburgh.

-- Former crack addict Jiverly Wong, 41, who told co-workers "America sucks" yet somehow was not offered a job as a speechwriter for Barack Obama, who blockaded his victims in a civic center in Binghamton, N.Y., and shot as many people as he could, before killing himself.

-- Robert Stewart, 45, a three-time divorcee and high school dropout with "violent tendencies" -- according to one of his ex-wives -- who shot up the nursing home in Carthage, N.C., where his newly estranged wife worked.

-- Lovelle Mixon, 26, a paroled felon, struggling to get his life back on track by pimping, who shot four cops in Oakland, Calif. -- before eventually being shot himself.

-- Twenty-eight-year-old Michael McLendon, child of divorce, living with his mother and boycotting family funerals because he hated his relatives, who killed 10 of those relatives and their neighbors in Samson, Ala.

It might make more sense to outlaw men than guns. Or divorce. Or crack. Or to prohibit felons from having guns. Except we already outlaw crack and felons owning guns and yet still, somehow, Wong got crack and Mixon got a gun.

After being pulled over for a routine traffic violation, Lovelle Mixon did exactly what they teach in driver's ed by immediately shooting four cops. Mixon's supporters held a posthumous rally in his honor, claiming he shot the cops only in "self-defense," which I take it includes the cop Mixon shot while the officer was lying on the ground.

I guess Mixon also raped that 12-year-old girl in "self-defense." Clearly, the pimping industry has lost a good man. I wish I'd known him. I tip my green velvet fedora with the dollar signs all over it to him. Why do the good ones always die young? Pimps, I mean.

Liberals tolerate rallies on behalf of cop-killers, but they prohibit law-abiding citizens working at community centers in Binghamton, N.Y., from being armed to defend themselves from disturbed, crack-addicted America-haters like Jiverly Wong.

It's something in liberals' DNA: They think they can pass a law eliminating guns and nuclear weapons, but teenagers having sex is completely beyond our control.

The demand for more gun control in response to any crime involving a gun is exactly like Obama's response to North Korea's openly belligerent act of launching a long-range missile this week: Obama leapt to action by calling for worldwide nuclear disarmament. Continued...

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Ann Coulter is a columnist and author of Guilty: Liberal Victims and Their Assault On America.
 
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Conservatives vs.Liberals
The basic difference between the two is that conservatives believe in personal responsibility, liberals reject it. That's the whole thing in a nutshell. Which is why they find themselves in the position of espousing such insane notions as "In order to be safe from violence we must disarm!"

The Mixon incident = Sagon Penn
Mixon's case reminds me vaguely of a racially charged case in San Diego way back in 1985 of a black guy named Sagon Penn who disarmed two white cops, killed one and wounded another. His claim was that he was being harassed and beaten by the cops so he hit back in self-defense and ultimately capped three people - two cops and a ride-along female whom he shot in the face. I suppose the woman, who was clearly not a police officer and was sitting in the back of the car, represented a threat. In an effort to be politically expedient rather than levy any substantive legal charges against Penn, he was acquitted. After numerous run-ins with the law, most of which involved his beating of various women, Penn mercifully committed suicide some years back. The reaction of the "black community" to Mixon's case was eerily similar to Penn's - that Mixon was the "victim" here and that what happened to the cops was divine justice for the way they generally treat black folk. Needless to say, Richard Wright's statement that black people basically hate themselves comes to mind. I can't imagine a group of people more deeply committed to the suicidal program of professional victimization.
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