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In coming out four-square against "unnecessary regulation" and
"pork-barrel spending," McCain threw down the gauntlet to those
who favor "unnecessary regulation" and "pork-barrel spending."
Actually, I think there's a rule that says you're not being brave
if there is not a single person in the world who would publicly
disagree with you.
While the media are busy telling McCain that "It's not you,
it's us," Al Gore, a recent Democratic candidate for president,
has become certifiably nuts. Gore's increasingly bizarre public
statements are a reminder of the dangers of going off carbs cold
turkey.
On "Meet the Press" last weekend, Gore called on America to be
carbon dioxide-free within 10 years. In the same spirit of
pointlessness and futility, I call on America to be 100 percent
oxygen-free within 10 years.
Say, how do "hot lap dances" affect global warming? Last week,
a Gore supporter, Louis Posner, enraged over the result of the
2000 presidential election and founder of the Democratic voter
organization Voter March, was arrested in New York on charges of
prostitution and money laundering.
According to the police, in addition to sponsoring events with
Vincent Bugliosi about Bush stealing the 2000 election, Posner
ran a prostitution ring out of his club, the Hot Lap Dance Club,
where employees say they were required to have sex with Posner in
order to work there. No wonder Posner was so testy about the 2000
election -- he wanted to preserve the glory of the Clinton
years.
Imagine the important reporting we could have gotten on the
Hot Lap Dance Club story if only the entire American media
weren't with the Messiah on his "Ich Bin Ein Berlitzer" Tour!
But a two-week vacation in Europe is just what B. Hussein
Obama needs to polish up his speech about how all our
geopolitical challenges are due to American boorishness and
stupidity. That ought to make for a boffo op-ed in The New York
Times.
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