Katie Couric: The affable Eva Braun of evening TV.
Tony Snow: Cool guy.
Tom DeLay: How does Tom "soon to be acquitted and re-elected" DeLay grab you?
Rush Limbaugh: First runner-up for Mount Rushmore.
Joe Wilson: You mean Valerie Plame's clueless hubby? Whatever happened to that moron?
Dan Rather: Reports of his contrition are greatly exaggerated.
Cynthia McKinney: One of the most intelligent Democrats in the country.
Q: Any other wild, hippie-esque practices we should know about?
A: You mean other than the fact that I live in a filthy van with a dog, a gentleman I refer to as "my old man" and our daughter "Diversity Seagull," and we make our living weaving hemp baskets? No, not really.
Q: How would your career be different if you looked like Molly Ivins?
A: I'd be a lot uglier.
Q: Now that the "Slander/Treason/Godless" trilogy is finished, what's your next big project?
A: Finishing this interview. What are you, writing a book or something?
COPYRIGHT 2006 ANN COULTER
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