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Monday, July 09, 2007
Amanda Carpenter :: Townhall.com Columnist
The Gospel of Gore
by Amanda Carpenter
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If Al Gore wore a high-collared black suit instead of a polo shirt and jeans to the Washington, D.C. Live Earth concert, he might have been mistaken for a preacher.

He gave a brief sermon Saturday, July 7 on global warming with a solemn opening. “Today we are gathered on all seven continents and eight giant concerts and in 10,000 other gatherings, many as large as this one, two billion people, we are gathered, with one message.”

He then asked those congregated on the National Mall to commit themselves to his cause.

“I hope that all of you will join me in taking my seven-point Live Earth pledge, and here are the words,” he said before enumerating his commandments.

As though taking a biblical oath and swearing himself to truth, Gore raised his right hand and vowed: “I pledge to demand that my country join an international treaty within the next two years that cuts global warming pollution by 90 percent in developed countries and by more than half worldwide in time for the next generation to inherit a healthy earth!”

He prefaced each of his seven points with a resounding “I pledge!” that boomed with more fervor as he worked his way to the final point. He urged his followers to promise to reduce CO2 emissions, purchase carbon offsets and “fight for laws and policies” that promote alternative energy.

After articulating his seventh pledge, Gore opened the stage for a praise song performed by country music superstars Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood. The duo performed Brooks’ gospel-like 1992 hit single “We Shall Be Free” that was equally popular in gay and Christian communities.

Gore said their uplifting song was a “fitting launch of Live Earth in America.”

Cheyenne elder and administrator at Montana State University, Henrietta Mann, introduced the former Vice President. She explained that elders in the Indian community had predicted global warming long ago. Continued...

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Amanda Carpenter is the author of “The Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy's Dossier on Hillary Clinton,” published in October 2006.
 
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notashamed
As I purchased my airline tickets online, I was given the opportunity to "purchase carbon offsets" for my trip for, I think it was $6.50. Needless to say, I declined. Algore's pockets won't be lined with my $$$$.

Reminds me of some charitable organizations where everyone gets big salaries and a small percentage of donations go toward a "worthy" cause. You know Algore is making money hand over fist from this sham.

I will never forget the image of him stating before Congress that the "earth has a fever"

Perhaps he might choose instead to look a little closer to home for who "has a fever" and needs his attention.

But then...that would require him to personally deliver real input and care, not just utter general b***sh** and lies i.e., ICT movie and recent "concerts" to the unwashed masses.

Algore is the ultimate "Do as I say, not as I do" example! Enough to make one puke!


big belly
I will not stand for your insults towards the batman and robin of the global warming crowd. Afterall whereelse could you find two trained monkeys with no lifes experiences mouthing the same lines. Although it looks a little too much like san fran when when guy makes googly eyes at another
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