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Tuesday, June 24, 2008
How to Speak Democrat
Posted by: John Campbell at 10:06 AM
Last Friday, Congressman Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI), spoke on the House floor about the intricacies of “how to speak Democrat.”  I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.



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Virginia Patriot writes: Thursday, June, 26, 2008 12:05 PM
McCain (D-lite)


Quoting John McCain's comment in 2004:

"I believe my party has gone astray. I think the Democratic Party is a fine party, and I have no problems with it, in their views and their philosophy."
skep41 writes: Thursday, June, 26, 2008 10:46 AM
How to Speak Republican
1. Talk like a conservative at home, vote like a liberal in the spirit of bipartisanship in DC.

2. Ignore people who describe a sitting republican president as a retard and a murderer and smile broadly while they do it so they wont think you're an angry right-wing crackpot.

3. Avoid expressing any conservative thoughts to the media. Chuck Schumer and John Murtha need all the TV time available to explain why you and your party are responsible for all of America's problems.

4. Introduce slightly less liberal, big government empowering solutions to forestall liberal bills introduced by the Democrats. Dont forget to pack any legislation you're involved in with phat payoffs to your campaign contributors who you might need when the local ACORN chapter creates enough phony voters in your district to toss you out of office.

5. Turn your back on your constituents, who are unanimously opposed to coddling illegal aliens and crawl with your big business cronies to kiss the hems of the serapes of Mexican Radicals when they write immigration Law.

6. Never blame any problem on any Democrat.

Maybe Rosetta Stone has already packaged a set of CDs with all this on it. You Republicans have become pretty fluent.
Theresa writes: Wednesday, June, 25, 2008 1:42 PM
Speaking Democrat
It never ceases to amaze me at their language.

Here's a new one for everyone. I have been taking a little "informal" questionnaire from people I know (liberal and conservatives).

My question is: What do you think of when I say 9/11?

My conservative friends all say - "That is the day we were attacked". My liberal friends all say - "That's the day the towers fell down".

Now - what's wrong with that picture?
Blanco writes: Wednesday, June, 25, 2008 12:41 PM
Get to work clown!
I can't believe we're paying these morons to waste our time and money.Even though I thought his little schtick was funny it's completely out of line and shows an astounding degree of immaturity and a lack of class.Is this the best we can do?
kerri so cal writes: Wednesday, June, 25, 2008 10:07 AM
I love a square punch right between
the eyes. Way to go T. McCotter!

Completely appropriate for the house floor.

These people are the not nobles and lords, but elected stewards of our money, and should be confronted with their arrogance and calculated deception and have it exposed often.

Can this be used as an ad by the RNC.

buddhabman writes: Wednesday, June, 25, 2008 9:55 AM
How to Speak Republican
From the New York Observer - http://www.observer.com/2008/triple-ranch

"John McCain used to be Lincoln Chafee’s kind of Republican.

In 2001, Mr. McCain and Mr. Chafee were the only two Republican senators to vote against George Bush’s tax cuts.

Now, Mr. McCain favors making them permanent, and Mr. Chafee thinks the Arizona senator has lost the right to call himself a maverick.

“Technically, the definition of maverick in the dictionary is an unbranded calf, which is appropriate—you got no brand on your flank,” said Mr. Chafee, a former Republican moderate from Rhode Island who lost his seat to a Democrat in 2006 and switched to independent. “McCain just made a calculated decision to pander. And he got a brand on his flank. The ‘R’ brand. My own feeling is that credibility is everything and you just get cracks in your credibility when you have to pander to the extent that he has. It’s just not the same John McCain.”

reaganite1970 writes: Wednesday, June, 25, 2008 9:13 AM
Wow!
Why isn't this guy running McCain's campaign?
Seawolf writes: Wednesday, June, 25, 2008 9:12 AM
Unbecoming???
It was spot on!Dems are bald faced liars and it's high time someone had the stones to say so.
To them "invest" is taking our tax money and wasting it on things like welfare to buy votes from the recipient class.

If enough people are stupid enough to vote for obama, this country will go down the tubes forever.
The libs are patient, they dumbed down the electorate over the last 40 years by taking over the public schools and now are running their ideal marxist candidate hoping we don't remember the rhetoric of the commies of yore.

Remember, lenin started out as a "community organizer" too.
Mark writes: Wednesday, June, 25, 2008 8:00 AM
Hilarious!!!
and TRUE!!!
SB Smith writes: Wednesday, June, 25, 2008 2:40 AM
Needed a laugh
Thanks....


Remember: the mind of a Democrat is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shed on it, the more it closes.
Rick writes: Tuesday, June, 24, 2008 8:09 PM
Where was the laugh track? *grin*
At least there should have been some applause. *laughter*
Dave writes: Tuesday, June, 24, 2008 6:17 PM
This Is What They Do
This is what our representatives do with their time. We have some very serious issues that our nation is facing, and these people are going around just insulting each other. This is pathetic.
Trampling out the vintage writes: Tuesday, June, 24, 2008 3:50 PM
Wow. That was priceless.
Finally someone explains transparency in their 3rd grade level. Too bad many Americans are too stupid or too lazy to understand this.
saurus writes: Tuesday, June, 24, 2008 3:14 PM
ack - no workee!
For some odd reason I am unable to view this video. media Player just shows "connecting to media" and just dies - nothing pops:( Even copying the link location and pasting it into the address bar doesn't do anything.

Better link, Mr. Campbell?
Hard Thought writes: Tuesday, June, 24, 2008 1:31 PM
Thorough Job
of showing how the Democrats corrupt the language.

Very instructive and true.
Lynn writes: Tuesday, June, 24, 2008 12:58 PM
Speak Democrat
Just wondering how he got away with that? I agree with Keith on the learning level!
Keith writes: Tuesday, June, 24, 2008 12:00 PM
Spot on.
At the learning level of most of Congress!
1udagudguys writes: Tuesday, June, 24, 2008 10:36 AM
Excellent!
I'd move to the guy's district, were it not for the fact that his state is being run into the ground by it's Demo gov.
Brianbnc writes: Tuesday, June, 24, 2008 10:32 AM
Awesome
Great lesson in the truth.
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