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Monday, October 16, 2006
A Song For Cindy Sheehan's Uterus
Posted by: Mary Katharine Ham at 3:00 PM

"O bury me not on the lone prairie
Where the wild coyote will howl o'er me
Where the buffalo roams the prairie sea
O bury me not on the lone prairie."


Bush called Maliki today, only after calling the yard guy on the ranch who waters the uterus I would imagine, to tell him there is no timeline for withdrawal from Iraq:

"The prime minister was concerned there have been rumors that there was a two-month timeline,'' Snow said. It may have been a reference to comments by Senator John Warner, a Virginia Republican, who said U.S. policy may have to change in two to three months if conditions fail to improve, Snow said, adding that he was "speculating'' about the source of the rumor.

Ace takes a look at the Warner camp:

Like the Democrats, they call for a "new strategy" but seem to have no idea of what a "new strategy" might look like.

What do such calls mean? Partly they're a way of saying "cut and run" without outright saying so. Partly they're a way of expressing the frustration many of us feel. Except, being Important Senators, they cannot merely say "We're frustrated by the situation," they have to make Important New Strategy Initiatives like, for example, calling for a New Strategy.

But another part of this might be the psychological need to feel relevant. People back home may want to contribute to a success in Iraq, but it's the fighters who will actually win the war. People like Hegel and Warner can't actually help win the war on the ground, so they convince themselves that they can "contribute" by adding "bold new ideas" and "fresh thinking" to the effort.

Hmm, new strategy, constructive critcism? This guy has an idea, and he's probably worth listening to.

Meanwhile, Bob Owens is crunching Lancet's casualty numbers, but Zeyad warns us not to deny the human cost of the Iraq war by debunking so furiously that we forget there is a cost. He does, however, call the Lancet numbers absurd.

Read Omar's take on casualty numbers, too. I wanted to pull out a bit, but it won't let me copy. Just as well. You should read the whole thing.

Update: Another picture of Iraq.

John Noonan: "This happens every day, in different ways. Our troops care. That's what makes them the best."

Update: For those of you who are confused about the uterus connection, I fixed the link on the song. Go click it. Sorry 'bout that!



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Ennuipundit writes: Monday, October, 16, 2006 3:18 PM
Song request
I posted this over at HA, but since you led with a song, it bears repeating...

Does that make her crazy...yes that makes her crazy...definitely...

a full parody may appear at Ennuipundit if I ever discover the motivation to pen one...
Carol writes: Monday, October, 16, 2006 3:57 PM
Am I dense or just late?
What does this have to do with anyone's uterus?
Scott writes: Monday, October, 16, 2006 4:03 PM
Please don't do this again
Never use the words "Cindy", "Sheehan" and "uterus" on the same web site again. Please. Never.
E L Frederick writes: Monday, October, 16, 2006 4:17 PM
Diet Plan
Uck... that's enough to make you not want to eat.

However, I have a hard time believing that a hospital would give her the remains of her... organ... after removing it. That just screams of biohazard.

Sounds like Cindy heard about the Japanese woman giving birth to her own grandchild and wanted a suitable stunt to get back in the news.
Karl writes: Monday, October, 16, 2006 4:18 PM
Hmmm....
It wouldn't let you copy? I had no trouble.

Weird.
Chrystopher S. writes: Monday, October, 16, 2006 7:26 PM
Name that tune.. I mean loon, I mean...
She has song out, have you heard it? It's as cracked as the nutter charts... It goes a little something like this:

"... O' Give me a home, where us nutters all
roam... and the queers and indifferent all play... where seldom is heard, a intollerant word; and the "truth" is whatever we say..."


Sheehan's new album

"40 Acre's and a Fool"


gunner writes: Tuesday, October, 17, 2006 12:08 AM
left wing hero
i feel bad that mrs sheehan lost her son as i do for any one who has lost a son in the war,but its like ann coulter says the liberal far left is using her to bash bush figuring that no one will say anything bad against a mother that lost her son in the war and it just goes to show the depravity of the left,they will use anyone or any thing from the dead to children to get what they want,namely political power to spread there upside down ideas on the american people,its just what they do like using the shooting victims in schools to further gun control, there is something that scares them about us having the right to keep and bear arms,if a nut used a truck to kill many people they wouldnt call for a ban on trucks,its not the object that commits these acts,its the person.
RichB writes: Tuesday, October, 17, 2006 8:01 AM
Who's arguing for cut-and-run now?
From the BBC and the LA Times:

Mr Baker's commission, which is due to report in the next few months, is set to recommend significant change, and will advise against "staying the course".

The bipartisan task force, which was asked by the US Congress to examine the effectiveness of American policy in Iraq, has reportedly been looking at two options, both of which would amount to a reversal of the Bush administration's stance.

One is the phased withdrawal of US troops, the other is to invite Syria and Iran to come into Iraq to help stop the fighting.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6057740.stm
Gregdn writes: Tuesday, October, 17, 2006 8:12 AM
The uterus connection
That's rather crude.
Mary Katharine writes: Tuesday, October, 17, 2006 9:50 AM
Seriously, Kimberly
The woman planted her uterus in the President's backyard. If I can't fairly comment on *that,* then nothing is fair game. Depite what tragedies we may experience, we are not given free reign to bury uterine material as a political statement and announce it to the press without fear of reprisal or satire.
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