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Wednesday, November 22, 2006
HamNation: Racin' to the Bottom!
Posted by: Mary Katharine Ham at 10:30 AM

It didn't take long for the green flag to drop in this race.

And, yeah, I know all the Jimmie Johnson and Tony Stewart fans are out there just waiting to pounce. Bring it on.


There are a couple classic NASCAR moments in the clips for those of you who enjoy that kind of thing. Hope you like them. Hat tip to my friend Andy for help with the clips, Allah for the 402-2 figure, and big thanks to Justin Germany of Campaign Solutions for the great work!

Update: Just a heads-up. I'm headed for home sweet home today, so I'll be on the road for much of the day, but I'll be back in the evening. The road oughtta be fun.

Update: If it wasn't playing for you, I had one of my YouTube settings goofy, but it should be fixed now.



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Sunny writes: Wednesday, November, 22, 2006 11:39 AM
Heh
What's wrong with Jimmy? Just another Hendrick hater perhaps. Happy Thanksgiving MK.
spike56 writes: Wednesday, November, 22, 2006 12:04 PM
Johnson
"When Jimmy Johnson is winning, I'm not happy"

An excellent holiday sentiment! Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
LoneStar writes: Wednesday, November, 22, 2006 12:23 PM
Need More Chicks Like You
I mentioned to my girlfriend that Jimmie Johnson had won Nascar. She said, "He's really athletic. Car racing AND coaching football. Wow."

:crickets chirping:

(Sigh)
Benaiah writes: Wednesday, November, 22, 2006 12:54 PM
Less Nascar
more Ham!

/not a racing fan

If I want to watch people drive in circles until they get into a wreck, I go to Tampa/St.Pete and watch the old people drive.
Jack Deth writes: Wednesday, November, 22, 2006 1:02 PM
Good stuff, Mary Katharine!
It's going to be a Hoot watching the internal BNC/MoonBat/Dem bloddbath over Alcee Hastings!

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

Jack.
Lawrence writes: Wednesday, November, 22, 2006 4:19 PM
Racing / Losing analogy
MK hits another one out of the park.

The last election was the Repubicans to lose, and they did.

The next election is now for the Democrats to lose, ... and they are doing their darndest.
jetpilot writes: Wednesday, November, 22, 2006 7:44 PM
That is funny
"A Democrat can win the race to the bottom, as long as he is visionary to suggest it."

Suggest What? Than you add............

"Remember the lefts post Katrina acolyte, Kanya West? (George Bush does not like black people)"

First the republicans really did a horrible incompetent job in New Orleans, which no doubt added to death and suffering. It's a national disgrace, regardless of party affiliation (Im independent, centrist). Second Kanya West is NOT a spokes person for the LEFT? Now he is black. May be he is speaking for blacks. Are attacking Blacks?


"Charlie Rangel,.....scares people from voting republican."

People don't need Charlie to be scared people. Corruption and incompetents is enough, not to mention Iraq (Rumsfeld: I don't see it lasting 6 months) and and Katrina (Brownie you're doing a heckava job!) The republicans lost because they where lazy, incompetent, corrupt (16 of 20 senators and congressman under investigation, indictment or convicted felons are republicans).

The OLD CUT AND RUN and A VOTE FOR DEMS IS A VOTE FOR Terrorism is scare tactics and disgust me. The people fell for it in 2003, 2004 and 2005, but 2006 you just sound stupid saying it. It lacks any intellectual honesty or understanding of the issues in the middle east. We left Vietnam and civilization did not end. That cost 58,000 lives and more bombs dropped in SE asia than all of WWII and we did not WIN. Now China and Vietnam are going to capitalism.


"Jack Murtha, ..... marine bashing, bribe entertaining, cut and runner."

Wow that's harsh. He did serve with distiction in the Marines. What did GWB do? Oh he protected Texas. Look the republicans elected Trent Lott, racist, by a narrow majority to senate leadership. So I guess the republicans are in a state of confussion. Race to the bottom for republicans?

That is a funny video. I don't care for the judge but I have to research it. That sucks but stop with the BS. We are all americans. It may be fun to Bash the Dems or Left or what ever but all the divisiveness hurts America. Divided we fall, a house divided and so on. Don't be a sore losser. I had High hopes for the republican exiutive and legistive branch. Now the Dems are in I hope them the BEST for the country.

WISHING THE DEMS FAIL IS LIKE WISHING THE TERRORIST WIN. YOU ARE
blueinred writes: Wednesday, November, 22, 2006 9:25 PM
OK...NASCAR
Stock Car racing was huge when I was growing up in far northern Minnesota back in the 60's...but taking a girl to it was a last date...they had so common sense, and it didn't take long for me to catch on.
Jetson writes: Wednesday, November, 22, 2006 9:34 PM
Muddied Murtha
jp -- the centrist? Right
Murtha: what did Marine distinction have to do with this or abscam:
Frey writes: Wednesday, November, 22, 2006 11:38 PM
Thank you
I'm not a NASCAR fan, or a Republican fan, but that was very creative. It makes me want to do something similar with clips from the series Area 88 and put it on HuffPost.
reddog writes: Thursday, November, 23, 2006 1:39 AM
Mary Katherine
Jet-Pilot is a moderate/independent? Wow I guess that makes me a Dem.
First of all Jet dude, the failure during Katrina was not federal. It was State. We can debate this if you like but the Coast Guard was in place and rescuing people prior to the hurricane and immediately after. They rescued over 150,000 people. It was a rescue operation that the rest of the world is studying to emmulate.
Hey Jet-Pilot, read the reports, had the 3000 buses controlled by Ray Nagin gone through the neighborhoods and picked up the needy there would have been no "tragedy".
Your welcome to your comments but please, at least, get your facts straight.

My main complaint with Jet is this; You call yourself a moderate? What moderate would totally ignore that after we left Vietnam 3 million, yes that's million people of yellow skin color died.
Three million people left the face of the Earth so Libs could get their way. Do you have a problem with that Jet? Is Kanye West doing a benefit for Cambodia that I missed? Is he espousing the Killing Fields of Pol Pot, when he compares freeing 25 million people? Jet you are a joke as is Kanye West. Had you any credibility or substinence of facts I may agree with you. As you stand you are a faker and a liar. Try again when your mind illucidates the real facts.
Douglas V. Gibbs writes: Thursday, November, 23, 2006 12:16 PM
A great video
Gotta love it. LOL. The left is probably proud of their race to the bottom, just as Ann Coulter found that they are proud of being Godless as well.
Bobby writes: Thursday, November, 23, 2006 7:45 PM
Liberals at the worst!
I noticed the YOUTUBE people took it off the British feed. (The bottom-right corner had a North American Sports Network logo; NASN is a British network which airs American sporting events in the UK. The 1999 Martinsville incident was straight Eurosport feed, when they had rights in Europe. In 2007, ESPN International has international rights.)

Hmmmm . . . somehow, there will be something there and a parody was laughing, but what does Two00mph@aol.com think? (The play-by-play answers fans.)

Murtha, Hastings . . . the libs are going to the bottom indeed.

Kayne West is such a no-talent. He thinks the dancers in the videos, which he calls "mutts" are crucial. NASCAR doesn't allow scantily-clad models trackside or in the garage before a race, unlike other racing organisations.

Also keep in mind the first clip was the 2003 Carolina Dodge Dealers 400 at Darlington Raceway in the suburbs of Florence, SC. That circuit was the victim of liberals when an activist judge stripped the track of NASCAR's fourth leg of the Grand Slam, the Southern 500, in 2004 in favour of another race in Fort Worth, Texas. That is the greatest call ever -- and the National Anthem that day by Professor Benson was delightful. "What demographic was (Darlington Raceway) going after with an opera singer in a zebra-stripe suit?" She's a local girl, and if you put Ann Benson one-on-one against Kanye West in a singing contest, Professor Ann would just turn Kanye West into pulp and into steak for all of her friends.

Hastings would simply show how liberals run the world . . . with corruption.

Their tax hike plans are to make ANWR a national monument like Clinton did to Utah just to protect Red Chinese coal.
jetpilot writes: Thursday, November, 23, 2006 10:12 PM
Let me tell you how much I care
Hi Mary Katherine:

Thanks for the reply, you remind me why I'm not going to get married ever again.


"First of all Jet dude, the failure during Katrina was not federal. It was State."

GWB knew it was a bad storm (and he lied about it), but even after the fact they did nothing for days. I personally don't think the Fed Gov can be counted on. Individuals need to cover their own back sides, never rely on Gov, especially this administration. I have no fear of being contradicted when I say, THIS WAS A TOTAL FAILURE OF LEADERSHIP ALL AROUND, ESPECIALLY BUSH. The GOP had full control. Nuff said. BTW if the Dems where in charge I would be as critical of them. That is the independant part.

They (Feds) SAW HOW dysfunctional local goverment was. These are people, americans, who happen to be poor, not jurisdictions. "Brownie" the "horse judge", could not be bothered with what was going on in the early hours. Lesson learned, don't count on this or any administration. It was total incompetents all around. "Brownie you doing a Heckava Job." Are you kidding. You are proud of Katrina? OMGosh, next idiot. Read a Book please. There are 500 books on amazon.com about the subject, and none say, "Katrina, A Great Success".

I'm from NEW ORLEANS by the way. I moved away in the 80's for fame and fortune. I went to Brother Martin High School and LSU. My family goes back several generations in the Big Easy, so let me straighten you out, you're delusional and wrong.


"We can debate this if you like but the Coast Guard was in place and rescuing people prior to the hurricane and immediately after. They rescued over 150,000 people. It was a rescue operation that the rest of the world is studying to emmulate."

People are studying it as an example of good desaster management? You have lost any credibility with me or any unbiased reader.

Yes, you are right the Coast Guard saved the day and many lives doing a great job, NO THANKS TO FEMA. THE COAST GUARD, THAT WAS IT! That was the PLAN? Bite me. Don't get me started on the following inept recovery, fraud and waste still going on. Bush flew over, looked down on the gulf coast at 5,000 ft, WOW. No leadership.


"Hey Jet-Pilot, read the reports, had the 3000 buses controlled by Ray Nagin gone through the neighborhoods and picked up the needy there would have been no "tragedy"."

Don't Hey me, I'm a Boeing 767 Captain and know what leadership is. Ray Nagin was IN OVER HIS HEAD. No argument. Governor Blanco was also overwhelmed and did not ask for help or know what to ask for. It was a natural disaster of epic proportion beyond anyone's control, BUT EVERY ONE had a part F-ing it up, from Bush, Condi, Homeland Security, FEMA "Heckava job Brownie", Lousiana Governor and N.O. Mayor. What did Bush do ? He made an inspiring flyover of the gulf-coast a few days later, and later he took no responsibility. Lack of leadership again. Sue me. I said it. I don't care what political party anyone is; it does not matter; What is best for the people, the country. They all totally advocated their leadership, betrayed the people and where derelict in their duties. Me? It was not me? YOU, no not you? PLEASE! Enough excuses.

That is the problem, no personal responsibility, and these are our leaders? Hastert: "Me, I didn't know Mark Foley was a gay preditory pedophile of congressional pages." Yea right. OK, sure. GOP blames the media or the Dems, and the Dems blame the GOP. There is enough stupidity to go around.


"Your welcome to your comments but please, at least, get your facts straight."

I think your condescending attitude, lack of knowlege and facts shows great ignorance on your part. You are intellectually dishonest or just spitting out pundit talking points. All you can do is insult me. Please I would love to hear how great Katrina was handled. There are 50 books on amazon titled Katrina = Fiasco. I read a few; you should try reading more.

I just think you are flusters because someone has other ideas which are not an echo of what you heard on Rush or Fox News or a Blog. Use that head for something other than a hat rack.


"My main complaint with Jet is this; You call yourself a moderate? What moderate would totally ignore that after we left Vietnam 3 million, yes that's million people of yellow skin color died.
Three million people left the face of the Earth so Libs could get their way. Do you have a problem with that Jet? "

You don't even know me, and you clearly have personal problems. Yes, you're right, one of the largest genocide's in history, 1.7 million Cambodians happened after we left Vietnam. However historians agree it occurred because we went in there is the first place. Sound familiar? Shiite and Sunni? GW Bush did not even know what a Shiite or Sunni was, much less how to pronounce it before we started the war, still doesn't. What about Rwanda (930,000 dead), Darfur-Sudan (400,000 dead)? What did we do? We did not go into Bosnia until late in the game (yes Clinton).

NOW, like we really care about Iraq people? No, we care about the oil. That's fine, I also care about oil, A LOT! I burn up to 80,000 lbs of Jet-A in one flight. I fly DOT charters world wide, including taking soldiers to Kuwait. I make my living burning fuel. Don't lecture me you knuckle head. BTW, I have a Masters in mechanical engineering, what is your degree in, insults, whining and moaning. God I'm glad I'm not married.


Alcee Hastings - He is a crook and should NOT hold ANY Fed office much less the Intelligence committee, however he can't do any worse than the rubber stamp GOP House Select Committee on Intelligence that ignored evidence, counter to starting the war in Iraq. They green-lit anything Bush wanted. Oh, right, Iraq was not a mistake. Sorry how could I say that. As an independant moderate I can. Unfortunately a divisive shrew like you poison's the discourse and hurts America.


"Is Kanye West doing a benefit for Cambodia that I missed? Is he espousing the Killing Fields of Pol Pot, when he compares freeing 25 million people? Jet you are a joke as is Kanye West."

I'm not going to defend Kanye West or Pol Pot. YOUR LOGIC AMAZES ME AS MUCH AS YOUR LACK OF HISTORICAL INSIGHT. Clearly you are a parrot who repeats what she hears. May be you should not get high and play on the computer. Kanye West is an idiot, an arrogant low talent fool. He gets up at award shows when he does not win, jumps on stage and rants he should have won. I don't think Bush hates black people, but people think that. Wounder why? I don't think Kanye West has nothing to do with the Dems, but NASCAR video (as a joke) tried to make a snide comment that Dems should make him a poster child. That is funny, silly and stupid, not worthy of serious intellectual debate, just like you, silly and not worthy of serious consideration.

Speaking of a Great American, Colin Powell, he was the only one with good sense in the Bush administration, but sadly he had to get the hell out of there. Why? The cabal of Bush-Cheney(Halliburton)-Rumsfeld is too arrogant to listen to anyone, Powell or the military generals. How many retired generals came out and said Rumsfeld had to go? Bush said he can stay as long as he likes on Nov 5th (lie). Three days later after the Nov 7, elections, Bush says, "oh I am accepting his resignation and here's the new guy." Great about 3 years too late. That's unbelievable, unacceptable and more incompetents. Sorry, Bush #2 will go down as the greatest President ever. My bad.

Powell was replaced by Condoleeza Rice! Free thinker? She was at a Broadway show when Katrina hit. Remember "Bin Ladin Determined to strike in US." In her 2004 Congressional testimony she danced and lied. Loyalty overwhelmed her respect for the truth.


"Had you any credibility or substance of facts I may agree with you. As you stand you are a faker and a liar. Try again when your mind illucidated the real facts."

Gee that's going to leave a mark. I don't give a good gosh darn what you think, little(?) Ms. bitter self-righteous. You're so far up your own butt you can't see sunshine. You are the kind of partisan ditto head that can't think for yourself and blame "THEM". Again, Mary Katherine, I thank you for reminding me why I don't want to get married again. Now stop hurting America and shut up. Let the real people talk, adults who have real ideas and think for themselves.

Why don't you join the Army and go fight for Halliburton, I mean Freedom and Democracy in Iraq. Why wait for the draft, join now and beat the rush.

My thoughts are with all the soldiers serving and especially the families of the 2867 US soldiers killed plus the 4 soldiers families who just where killed yesterday not yet listed (2871 total). The last two officially report: Vizcaino, Eric Specialist, NM, 21 & Shock, Jeremy S. Lance Corporal, Ohio, 22, who died from his wounds received on 11/19. God rest all their souls, RIP. They are American heroes. They where 21 and 22 years old, my God, I am deeply saddened, and all you can do is insult a stranger because you don't agree. You are pathetic. As far as you, Mary Katherine, I could not give a damn. You are hateful.
Mary Katharine writes: Thursday, November, 23, 2006 11:00 PM
jetpilot
Uhhh, dude? DUDE, I didn't reply to you. I didn't even see your original comment until right now. You're telling off the wrong person.

If you read my blog on a regular basis, you'd see that I've both criticized Republicans for electing Lott, and advised the Democrats to work with their Blue Dog faction to become a more centrist party because I think it'd probably be good for the country.

So, now you've called me "hateful," "pathetic," and unworthy of consideration based on things I never even said. I don't owe you a response. You owe me an apology. But I'm pleased to see that you can spend 1,500 words "not giving a damn." Impressive talent, that.
moonbat writes: Friday, November, 24, 2006 2:00 AM
Happy thanks Giving
Happy Thanksgiving hope you had a safe trip home , mega dittos all of the above. the thing that scares me is that the Libs aren't even trying to hide this crap and the American people (knowing what they were getting into ) vote for this
Kanelin writes: Friday, November, 24, 2006 11:04 PM
ummmm jetpilot
Thats some funny stuff right there. Too bad you got the person who replied to you wrong. I'm not really impressewd with the fact that you fly 767s. I have my A&P and worked on airplanes for a very long time. I have known pilots who couldn't tie their own shoes without instructions.

And you do owe MK an apology for your ad hominem attacks on her.

Kane
Kanelin writes: Friday, November, 24, 2006 11:12 PM
Oh, by the way
...the chickenhawk argument makes you look pretty dumb IMHO. And getting in the Halliburton thing was very original, bet your friends over at DU or HuffPo find you very intelligent. Why don't you stroll back over there and play with them, since you think that we who disagree with you are children.
one hot minute writes: Saturday, November, 25, 2006 12:26 AM
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

It does sound like "jetpilot" operates with his head in the clouds---at about the same altitude as "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds."

What a pitiful chap---he truly had nothing better to do on Thanksgiving Day than to furiously type out a 1,500 word misogynistic screed.
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