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Friday, March 07, 2008
Minimum Link and Maximum Joy
Posted by: Mary Katharine Ham at 12:48 PM


I've been working on other projects today, so I'm off the blog more than I'd like to be, but I'll check back in later. Here are a couple random stories for fun.

Global warming? Global coldening? All the same to a CNN anchor.

Has anyone tried sending Uma Thurman to Kill the Farm Bill, yet?

Which is longer? The lifespan of a fruit fly or the lifespan of an earmark moratorium in the U.S. Congress?

Clinton to implement protectionist baseball trading practices, if elected, to protect the Yankees from the exploitative tactics of scrappy, lower-budget clubs.

Andrew Jackson's farewell address, just because.

What's on the menu at the White House when you're endorsed by the President? Hot dogs.

Hillary's nasty comments may cause her to lose Mississippi...worse than she would have otherwise lost it, I mean.

Surprise! Hillary's insincere on NAFTA, too!

Natalie Portman likes McCain, likes Hillary better, and thinks many comments about her are "sexist." But since she doesn't like Obama as much, she's most certainly racist, so why listen to her?









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mhu cao writes: Friday, March, 07, 2008 5:11 PM
Global Warming Is Cool
When you consider the suicide rate in the Northern latitudes, given the shorter daylight hours, the colder climate, and the need to bundle up from the cold, Global Warming will be a good thing. Nanook of the North will be able to wander around in his Speed-o and catch some rays, generating natural Prozac, and reducing his depressive, and possibly suicidal, ideations.

Personally, cold aggravates my arthritis making it harder for me to get around. I get very cranky, too. Especially towards the weak-minded, like Progressives. I moved about as far south as I could and still speak English, although I may be in the minority these days.

Speaking of hot dogs, I now have a hankerin' for one. I'm off to fire up my gas grille (and contribute to glorious Global Warming).
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