Monday, August 06, 2007
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New Game: Guess the Base!
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Posted by:
Mary Katharine Ham at
10:20 AM
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Christian nudists? (Slight content warning for the writer's vivid imagery and some censored-but-not-much pictures)
Democrats: Sure, they're God-bag Christofascists, but they're also, like, totally comfortable with their bodies and won't be held down by The Man's artificial societal "norms".
Republicans: Sure, they're brothers and sisters in Christ, but they're also have a disturbing desire to get nekkid in socially unacceptable settings.
Which candidate would be first to show up at this event to deliver a stump speech? And, what would he/she wear?
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Uh, she's also referring to herself when she says that - its called sarcasm.
Perhaps a critical reading course might help. |
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What's the old carpentry rule?
Read twice, comment once?
Yeah, I think that's it. Take heed. |
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You didn't say whether the candidate was af former or present candidate and also for which seat the candidate was running for.
I would prefer former Calif gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey show up to a naked campaign event. Obviously, she wouldn't wear anything.
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Yeah, Adam and Eve were naked in the Garden of Eden, but they had perfect bodies unblemished by the taint of sin and death.
That's a fancy theological way of me saying, "ewww, ugly naked Christian people!" |
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Dear Mary Katharine,
I was just surfing the web ironically doing some research on this all-important issue, and I happened to come across this blog post of yours about the Christian Nudist Colony.
It's important not to forget that not only did our nation emanate from colonies, but that the first Jamestown settlement in Virginia suffered through a few harsh winters where not everyone had sufficient clothing.
Thus, there is some historical precedent for a Christian Nudist Colony.
I tell you, as a Southern Baptist, I've always been motivated to feed the hungry, and clothe the naked. But just as some people eat too much food, there are some people who wear too many clothes !
While Mike Huckabee may be the former Arkansas Governor who likes to help people stop eating too much, I'm the former Arkansas Governor who likes to help those people fight their compulsion to wear too many clothes !
This is one constituency of Christians that I think I can bring home to Hillary. I sure hope she allows me to solicit them---for their vote.
Yours in Christ,
Bill Clinton |
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Lord, lord why can't we have Brad Pitt, Matt Damon in these types of situations? I'm sorry but they are simply ugly, period. |
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