Uhhh... CNN most definitely wins the "Most Absurd Headline Award" today. The headline reads:
Nicolas Cage: Movie Star, Foreclosure VictimThe network claims the actor's "financial troubles continue as he loses two New Orleans homes worth $6.8 million in foreclosure auction," and says "even Academy Award winners are suffering from financial woes this recession."
Poor Nic Cage. He's a multimillionaire who is now losing his homes because he failed to pay his mortgage bills and taxes... just like that other Hollywood "victim" Wesley Snipes who now sits in jail.
Cage is of course taking full responsibility, saying it was his business manager who messed up the paperwork.
Show of hands: how many of you feel bad for Cage? Maybe ACORN can help him...?
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